150+ Best Back To School Jokes For Kids | Parents | Teachers | Adults | 2022

If you are looking to have fun activities with kids, adults, parents, and teachers after summer vacation are over then this is the right place.

Here are some of the best handpicked back to school jokes for kids as well as adults to have a fun time.

Make sure you are ready to make kids, teachers, or parents/dads laugh with these back to school jokes.

Moreover, these knock knock jokes on school will help kids to get into their comfort zone when it comes to the first day after summer vacation.

Pick suitable back to school after the holiday or break jokes, memes, and riddles to have a fun time as well as lighten up the moods.

Back To School Jokes For Kids 2022

Back To School Jokes For Kids

How did you find school today?
“I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.”

Do you know how bees get to school?
“On the school buzz!”

Why did the girl eat her homework?
“Because she didn’t have a dog.”

What kind of school do surfers go to?
“Boarding school.”

Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?
“Their princi-PAL.”

What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
“A blackboard.”

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What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
“A school bus”

Why did the math book look so sad?
“Because it had many problems.”

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
“Because it already had a million degrees!”

Why was the geometry book so adorable?
“Because it had acute angles.”

Back To School Jokes For Adults 2022

Back To School Jokes For Adults

Parent: “What did you learn today?”
Child: “Not enough. They said I have to go back tomorrow.”

What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
“A school bus.”

What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean?
“A blackboard.”

Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
“Because they’re all in high school.”

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
“Looking sharp!”

Child: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Parent: That’s great. In what class?
Child: A 40 in reading and a 60 in spelling.”

What’s the king of school supplies?
“The ruler.”

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Where do people go to learn how to make ice cream?
“Sundae school.”

What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?
“No, Mrs. K, I didn’t miss it at all.”

Why did the obtuse angle get upset?
“Because it knew it would never be right.”

Friend 1: Why was school easier for cave people?
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: Because there was no history to study!”

What did the pen say to the pencil?
“What’s your point?”

What did the math book say to the history book?
“Boy, do I have problems.”

Parent: What happened at school today?
Child: In class, we played a guessing game.”

Parent: But I thought you had a math exam?
Child: That’s right!”

What did the buffalo say when he left his child at the bus stop?
“Bison.”

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Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
“Times Square!”

Why didn’t the fish go on vacation?
“Because he was always in school.”

Back To School Jokes For Parents 2022

Back To School Jokes For Parents

Which building has the most stories?
“Library!”

What do you call a square that’s been in an accident?
“A WRECKtangle.”

What’s bigger when it’s upside down?
“A 6!”

What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
“You can count on me!”

What tools do you need for math?
“MultiPLIERS.”

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What do you need to go to high school?
“A ladder.”

Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
“To stay in shape!”

How many letters are in the alphabet?
“11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.”

What object is the king of the classroom?
“The ruler!”

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
“The alpha-BAT.”

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
“Smartie Pants!”

How do bees get to school?
“By school buzz…”

How do the fish get to school?
“By octobus!”

What does a gorilla learn in school?
“His Ape B C’s.”

What does a snake learn in school?
“Hiss tory.”

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Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
“It’s not right.”

Why did the jellybean go to school?
“To become a smartie!”

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
“Smartie Pants!”

Why did 6 hate 7?
“7 8 9.”

What did the math book say to the other math book?
“I’ve got problems.”

What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
“You can count on me!”

When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
“When it is read!”

Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
“Times Square.”

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
“In kindergarten.”

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
“His ghoul friend.”

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What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?
“Lookin’ Sharp.”

Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?
“To cloud 9.”

Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?
“Boyfriend Material.”

Where do cows go before prom?
“To the moooooovies.”

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
“A one molar solution.”

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
“A sulfone”

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
“Febreeze.”

What did the cheerleader say when she was given more homework?
“Bring It On.”

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
“Liberty.”

What do you call the leader of an AP biology gang?
“The Nucleus”

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Name a bus you can never enter?
“A syllabus.”

What do you call a friendly school?
“Hi School !”

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
“Bookworms.”

What vegetables to librarians like?
“Quiet peas.”

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
“It always went back four seconds.”

Where do people learn to make ice cream?
“In sundae school.”

How did Vikings communicate?
“By norse code.”

What is a forum?
“Two-um plus two-um.”

What room can a student never enter?
“A Mushroom.”

What letter is found in a cup?
“T.”

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What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
“A blackboard.”

What school supply is always tired?
“A knapsack.”

What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?
“Pumpkin Pi.”

Why are you late for class, Sally?
“Because of the sign on the road?”

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
“Because it already had a million degrees!”

Back To School Jokes For Teachers 2022

Back To School Jokes For Teachers

“New Teacher?
Mia: I think we need a new teacher.
Mum: Why is that?
Mia: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.”

Why did the boy eat his math homework?
“Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.”

What is a teacher’s three favorite words?
“June, July & August.”

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
“Pi!”

What did the glue say to the teacher?
“I’m stuck on you.”

Why did the teacher go to the beach?
“To test the water.”

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
“The teacher says to throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!”

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
“Lots of blood tests!”

Teacher: What’s the chemical formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.”

Teacher: How did you get that?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.”

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Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Student: You said it was a piece of cake!”

Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York?
Student: Well, because she can’t sit down.”

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
“Because her students are so bright!”

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.”

Back To School Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Back To School Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jess!Jess Who?
Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin Justin who?
Just in time for the first day of school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah Noah who?
Noah more summer – it’s time for school!

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy (today) is the first day of school!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
B4!
B4 who?
B4 you leave for school, make sure you have your backpack!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey get the whole week off from homework?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Algy
Algy who?
Algy-bra starts this year…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
I-pods aren’t allowed in school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida gum before the teacher sees.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima smart cookie. Going to ace this school year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish it was still summer vacation!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle going to ring so school starts?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late for the bus!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be on summer vacation still!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor got my new locker combination!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy bus here yet?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy tests are my favorite.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haden.
Haden who?
Haden seek is my favorite recess game.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up or you’ll be late for your first day of school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harv.
Harv who?
Harv you ready to go back to school?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to school we go.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hole.
Hole who?
Hole-he cow school is starting again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hopefully, I’ll do well in class this year.

I hope these back to school jokes for kids, adults, parents, and teachers are good enough to have a fun time with each other.

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