We have made a list of the best bad thanksgiving jokes for you, to make you feel cringe and laugh at the same time.
Our list includes bad, terrible, and worst thanksgiving turkey jokes and a lot more so enjoy reading them.
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Bad Turkey Jokes | Thanksgiving
Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
“They only hit fowl balls!”
What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken!”
What does a one-legged turkey say?
What do you call a group of featherless turkeys?
“A cluster pluck!”
What do all the gobblers down on the farm like to drink?
Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend?
“He couldn’t get to first baste!”
What do you call a rude turkey?
What do turkeys drink out of?
What is the turkey’s favorite type of tree?
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
What’s the best thing to do with cold turkey?
“Make turkey chilly!”
What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?
Terrible Thanksgiving Jokes | Turkey
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
“Because he had the drumsticks!”
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
“The turkey, he’s stuffed!”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble?
“Because they never had good table manners.”
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Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm?
“He was tired of the fowl language.”
Why do turkeys gobble?
“Because they can’t talk!”
How did you know a turkey likes his dinner?
“He gobbles it up!”
What has feathers and webbed feet?
“A turkey wearing scuba gear”
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Worst Thanksgiving Jokes
“I’m going to gobble that up!”
“Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.”
“You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.”
“I’m all about that baste.”
“That’s plucking delicious.”
Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg?
“He didn’t want to whisk it.”
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“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
“Baking is my cardio.”
“Talk turkey to me.”
“OK, it’s time to cut myself off — cold turkey.”
“Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.”
“Don’t use that fowl language with me!”
“You put the “a$$” in casserole.”
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“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
“Let me give you another reason to feel”
“I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….”
What are you going for tonight?
“thighs or [email protected]?”
“Saving room for you for dessert.” 😉
Bad Dad Thanksgiving Jokes
What will you serve at Thanksgiving dinner if you accidentally sit on the sweet potatoes?
With coronavirus still around this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
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Who scared the cranberry?
Arthur any leftovers.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.
What would happen if a cranberry became sad?
“It would turn into a blueberry.”
What made the cranberries go red?
“They saw the turkey dressing.”
Will I eat leftovers for a week?
“I cran, and I will.”
Really Bad Thanksgiving Jokes
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
“By saying: “Seasoning’s greetings!”
What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
“You’re on a roll.”
What do you call the age of a Pilgrim?
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What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner?
“To stop people from going over the feed limit.”
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Bad Thanksgiving Day Jokes
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single.
“Want to help me change that?”
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
“One has gobblers, the other goblins.”
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What was the turkey suspected of?
“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”
“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”
“Ready to ditch your dinner and come baste my turkey instead?”
Bad Parrot Thanksgiving Joke
“A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and doing anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
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