If you’re looking for a great gift idea for the holiday season or any special occasion, then look no further than banana puns and jokes.
Whether your gift is a stuffed animal, a box of chocolates, or a card with the appropriate message, there’s no mistaking that banana peelings are funny, especially in the context of the holiday season.
Therefore, we have made these amazing food puns that are funny and clever banana jokes or puns to use today.
We have also included one liner banana puns for Instagram, banana puns for valentines, banana bread puns, dumb banana jokes, and many more.
Have a look and pick the suitable puns on bananas that can also be used for romance, funny banana k puns, and many more. Enjoy!
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Awesome Banana Puns, Jokes, & Riddles 2024
Here we have collected the best banana puns riddles to share with kids and friends. Have a look and pick the suitable puns on the banana riddles. Enjoy!
Why don’t bananas snore?
“Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.”
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
“Because they peel.”
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
“A banana smoothie.”
What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
“Yellow.”
Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
“It could only yellow.”
Where do bananas go to learn?
“Sundae school.”
Why did the monkey like the banana?
“Because it had appeal.”
How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
“Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.”
What was the ghost’s favorite fruit?
“Boonanaa.”
Which former politician loves bananas?
“Al Gore-illa.”
What kind of a key opens a banana?
“A monkey.”
Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
“It split.”
What fruit do sheep’s like the most?
“Baaaaa-nanas.”
In what position was the banana during the Tour de France?
“He was riding with the peel-oton.”
Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
“Because it was really sweet.”
Where do bananas buy their clothes?
“Banana Republic.”
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
“They slide down the banana-ster.”
Why are bananas never lonely?
“Because they hang around in bunches.”
What do you call two banana skins?
“A pair of slippers.”
How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
“It was green with envy.”
Why did the banana fail its driving test?
“It peeled out.”
How do bananas travel?
“In a yellow submarine.”
What do fruit use to buy things?
“Banana bread.”
How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
“Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.”
What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
“Your teeth!”
Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
“Because she had split ends.”
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
“Cut it in half.”
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
“Because he wasn’t peeling well.”
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
“Slippers!”
What do you call a charismatic banana?
“A banana smoothie!”
What do you call solid gold bananas?
“A bunch of money.”
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
“Ba-na-na-naaaaa.”
Why didn’t the banana student go to school?
“He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.”
What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
“A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)”
What is the hippest kind of fruit?
“A bae-nae-nae.”
Why do monkeys like bananas so much?
“Because they are very apeeling.”
How can you easily spot an optimist?
“An older person buying green bananas.”
What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
“They break out into side-splitting laughter!”
What do you do when you see a blue banana?
“Try to cheer it up.”
Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
“Because he split!”
What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
“A bunch of idiots.”
What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
“Sundae.”
Time flies like an arrow
“Fruit flies like a banana.”
Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
“Because he was yellow.”
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
“She left him out in the sun too long.”
Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
“He had a yellow mellow fever.”
What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
“Neither of them is a police officer.”
Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
“Because it was SO sweet.”
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
“They were empty.”
What did the orange say to the green banana?
“You don’t look like you’re peeling well.”
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
“The wiener.”
Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
“Because he kept throwing away the bent bananas.”
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
“A banana dressed up as a cucumber.”
What do bananas wear on their feet?
“A pair of slippers.”
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
“He split.”
What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
“He peeled.”
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
“Canabananalism.”
What’s worse than a monkey eating banana?
“A monkey going bananas.”
Why do bananas use sunblock?
“Because otherwise, they’d peel.”
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
“An electric banana.”
What is the key to opening a banana?
“A mon-key.”
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
“Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.”
How does a banana answer the phone?
“Yellow?”
What happens when two bananas break up?
“A banana split.”
What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
“Side-splitting ones.”
What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
“Yellow, nice to meet you.”
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
“Show it out the door.”
When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
“After the banana chips in.”
What’s yellow and always points north?
“A magnetic banana.”
What did the banana say to the monkey?
“Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
“The banana split with the ice cream.”
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
“It had a banana seat.”
What’s yellow and used to write letters?
“A ball-point banana.”
How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
“If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.”
What fruit teases you a lot?
“A ba-na-na-na-na-na”
Want to hear a potassium joke?
“K.”
What do you call two bananas?
“A pair of slippers.”
Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office?
“It went bananas during class.”
Where do bananas like to go swimming?
“In a cereal bowl.”
What is it called when someone dressed as a banana eats a banana?
“Cannibananalism.”
Why didn’t the man like invisible bananas?
“He couldn’t see the appeal.”
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
“Monkey farts.”
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
“|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).”
How do you catch King Kong?
“Hang upside down and act like a giant banana.”
What did the banana say to the judge?
“I’m going to win this case on a-peel!”
How do you spell banana split?
“Ba-nana.”
What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?
“Banana-nana-nana.”
If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?
“Medicine.”
What is the chemical formula for a banana?
“BaNa 2”
Funny & Clever Banana Puns One Liner For Instagram2024
These are the best one line banana puns for Instagram captions for funny pics or selfies captions. Pick the matching banana puns one liner for Instagram captions, funny banana quotes, etc. Enjoy!
“I am going bananas!”
“She is the ripe one for you.”
“She is quite peal-ing in front of others.”
“I can peel it in my bones.”
“These banana puns make me peel ill.”
“I peel my age.”
“Peel the burn!”
“I like that girl, she is very ap-peeling.”
“I’m ap-peeling to your better judgement.”
“Peeling very well!”
“Yellow!” (instead hello)
“Banana split!”
“Top banana.”
“On a banana diet”
“That’s bananas.”
“Banana Bread”
“I didn’t peel well.”
Word Play Banana Puns One liners 2024
If you looking for puns that rhyme with banana or banana-related wordplay jokes like bad banana, dumb banana, or similar then these are perfect to be used.
Feel/Peel: “You can peel it in your bones.”
Bar nana(Grandmother)/Banana: “Everyone is coming banana – she’s got an appointment.”
Yell over/Yellowver: “We had to yellowver the blaring speakers in order to communicate.”
Right/Ripe: “A step in the ripe direction”
Appeal/A peel: “He/she is so appeeling!”
Having this/Cavendish: “I’ve been cavendish re-occuring nightmare.”
Giving this/Cavendish: ”I don’t know how to do it, but I’m cavendish a shot.”
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