The first mention of cake puns comes from the nursery rhyme “BCTBA” which translates to “Build Your Own Cake”.
This funny nursery rhyme was actually a way for children to learn to express their creativity through the art of baking.
For example, if your child’s rhyme says: bake buns, you could bake a bun or a pie.
Therefore, here I have compiled handpicked cake puns and jokes for birthdays to help you share some fun stuff on birthday cards or over text.
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Amazing Cake Riddles For Kids And Adults
Here are the best cake trivia that you can share with kids or adults to have a fun time at birthday parties.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
“Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!”
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
“Megadeth by Chocolate.”
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
“You can have your cake and eat it too.”
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away?
“Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!”
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
“Because his wife told him to ice it!”
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
“A stomach-cake!”
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
“Shortcake!”
What’s sweet and goes woof?
“Pupcakes!”
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
“Mice cream and cake!”
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
“To make them light and fluffy.”
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
“Tarzipan.”
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
“They both need good batters.”
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
“Happy birthday to moo…”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
“When it’s been sliced.”
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
“Because his wife told him to ice it!”
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey?
“Cake Boss.”
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
“Because it was marble cake!”
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
“To make them light and fluffy.”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
“When it’s been sliced.”
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
“Stone Age.”
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
“Desserted”
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
“Because it was marble cake!”
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started?
“Let them eat cake.”
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes?
“A fruitcake.”
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
“Because he heard the cakes were rich.”
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
“A stomach-cake!”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
“Angel food cake, of course!”
Why was Tony Soprano fat?
“Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.”
Why did the students eat their homework?
“Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.”
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
“Because it was feeling crumby!”
What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake?
“The candles melted in the oven!”
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
“They tend to grow mold.”
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
“Coop-cakes!”
What’s a balanced diet like?
“A slice of cake in each hand!”
What do you call a baker with a cold?
“Coughee cake.”
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
“Cause he was stuffed.”
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
“Baking soda.”
Funny One Liner Cupcake Jokes
These are the best one liner cake puns if you looking for jokes related to cupcakes, baking, etc.
“Slice, slice, baby.”
“Sweetest slice of paradise.”
“A midsummer ice cream cake.”
“I want s’more cake.”
“Bake it till you make it.”
“Couldn’t have done it batter myself.”
“You want a piece of me?”
“A real cake up call.”
“You make life fun-fetti.”
“I wasn’t born yeast-erday.”
“You’re a weir-dough.”
“Crumbs on seats.”
“History in the baking.”
“This is dough joke.”
“You bake me crazy.”
“You’re my butter half.”
“A cookie mistake.”
“Allow cookies (like on the computer).”
“Have an eggcellent birthday.”
“I will never dessert you.”
“Babycakes.”
“Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.”
“You make life so fun-fetti.”
“Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.”
“Donut be jelly it’s my birthday.”
“Lettuce celebrate with cake.”
“Cake my day.”
“Darling, you take the cake.”
“I’ll take another slice of that.”
“Hope your birthday isn’t crumby.”
“Hope you have a berry happy birthday.”
“No one stacks up to you.”
“You’re flipping great.”
“You pancake my day.”
“Pancake day, it always crepes up on you.”
“Do you enjoy my pun-cakes?”
“Sweet dreams are made of cheesecake.”
“Say cheese…cake!”
“Don’t be chocoLATE.”
“I love you a chocoLOT.”
“Whisking you a happy birthday.”
“Have a flantastic birthday.”
“Have an iced day.”
“Another year older? Jus-rol with it.”
Unique Puns About Cake
If you looking for cake puns that rhyme with cake or cake-related wordplay jokes like baking, cooking, birthday cake, cupcake, or similar then these are perfect to be used. Have a look and pick the suitable word play cake joke and puns. Enjoy!
Ache/Cake: “Old cakes and pains”
Kraken/Caken: “Release the caken!”
Kick/Cake: “Alive and cake-ing”
Desert/Dessert: “The Sahara dessert.”
Brake/Bake: “Hit the bakes.”
Back/Bake: “Bake in black”
Beck/Bake: “At my bake and call”
Bike/Bake: “On your bake!”
I sing/Icing: “Icing in the shower sometimes.”
Better/Batter: “Batter safe than sorry”
Butter/Batter: “Bread always falls batter side down”
Jealous/Jelly: “Your new shoes look so good! I’m jelly.”
Mouse/Mousse: “Quiet as a mousse” and “A cat and mousse game.”
Sweat/Sweet: “Blood, sweet and tears”
Sweater/Sweeter: “A close-knit woollen sweeter for cold days”
Suite/Sweet: “She was renting a 2-bedroom sweet for the summer.”
Even/Oven: “Don’t get mad, get oven”
Max/Mix: “All mixed out”
Raise/Rise: “Rise the bar”
Barter/Butter: “Trade and butter economy.”
Brow/Brownie: “Eyebrownie raising”
Cheese/Cheesecake: “Different as chalk and cheesecake”
Suffer/Souffle: “Long souffle-ing.”
Fiery/Fairy: “Fairy red hair.”
Four/Fairy: “Twenty-fairy seven.”
Hopefully, these cake puns & jokes are sweet and cute, however, for more funny joke ideas, you try these animal puns, bread puns, egg puns, dolphin puns.