70+ Best Dark Humor Jokes No Limit | Orphans | WW2 | Africa 2022

Dark humor is a form of humor that is funny but offensive.

These dark humor jokes are harsh and horrid but are hilarious too.

If you are one of those people, who loves dark jokes, then this blog is for you.

Here we have collected a few best dark humor jokes for you, which are funny, crazy, and offensive too.

These jokes, memes, and riddles will make you sound sarcastic and stud both together.

So, let’s get started. 

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Very Dark Humor Jokes

“My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.”

“The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.”

When does a joke become a dad joke?
“When it leaves you and never comes back.”

“I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.”

Why did the man miss the funeral?
“He wasn’t a mourning person.”

“I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.”

“I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.”

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“My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.”

“Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.”

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
“They both can’t be found.”

Dark Humor Jokes No Limits

Dark Humor Jokes No Limits

“I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.”

“I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.”

Son: How do stars die?
Dad: An overdose, usually.”

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.”

Option 1: Let’s eat grandma.
Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma.
There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.”

“You the bomb. No, you the bomb.
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.”

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“My therapist said time heals all wounds. So I stabbed her.”

“Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.”

“If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.”

“Stop elephant poaching. Everyone knows the best way to eat an elephant is grilled.”

Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes

Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita Colo
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to wipe my bottom.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nutz?

Dark Humor Jokes About WW2

Dark Humor Jokes About WW2

“When Japan invaded China in World War II……imagine how many people died from friendly fire.”

“No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.”

“My grandfather was treated very poorly by Nazis during World War II. Time and time again those b*stards screwed him out of a promotion.”

“So I was shopping online for antique guns…..and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition.”

Out of all the enemy leaders during World War II, who could run with the most speed?
“Mussolini, because he was the fascist”

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“My grandparents fought during World War II. They ended up getting a divorce.”

What did the Nazis do after World War II?
“He became a veteran Aryan”

“During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots. He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.”

Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
“They were Fascistanating”

“I’m sick of all these World War II jokes on here! Anne Frankly, they’re terrible!”

“At one point in World War II, Hitler actually couldn’t find his mustache, Turned out to be right under his nose the whole damn time”

ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You’ll know I’ve succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.”

Dark Humor Jokes About Orphans

Dark Humor Jokes About Orphans

“I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.”

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball?
“Because no one misses them.”

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
“Neither of them can see their parents”

Why are orphans bad at poker?
“They don’t know what a full house is.”

Why can’t orphans learn about Ancient Egypt?
“Because they won’t know what a mummy is.”

Why do orphans love boomerangs?
“Because they actually come back.”

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What’s a orphans favorite movie?
“Home alone”

What show does an orphan hate?
“Family Guy.”

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped?
“Because someone actually wants them.”

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
“Parent Signature: _______”

Best Dark Humor Jokes About Africa

Best Dark Humor Jokes About Africa

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
“They’re normally pointed toward Africa and the Middle East.”

Would you like to try African food?
“They would too.”

What is a gun that Africa doesn’t have?
“A water gun.”

What is the favorite dish in Africa?
“The empty one.”

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
“They’re normally pointed toward Africa and the Middle East.”

What’s the most played game in Africa?
“Hunger Games.”

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“You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.”

What is the fastest land animal?
“The last chicken in a Kenyan village.”

What war did Africa not win?
“The water fight”

Why is there no gambling in Africa?
“Too many Cheetahs.”

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