The best month of the year is here, and along with that holidays are knocking on your door too.
So, indirectly October is all about jokes and fun.
Here is a list of the best October dad jokes, to make you and you are loved ones laugh.
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Fall Dad Jokes You Will Find Unbe-leaf-ably Funny
How do trees get on the Internet?
“They just log on.”
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
“It can look round.”
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
“With a pumpkin patch!”
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
“The stuffing was knocked out of him.”
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
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What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
“The Spice Girls”
What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
“I’m falling for you.”
Why do birds fly south for the fall?
“Because it’s quicker than walking.”
What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
“Because they’re easily stumped.”
Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
“She wanted to branch out.”
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What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
“The Great Barrier Leaf.”
Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
“He was outstanding in his field.”
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What do the leaves say before they hibernate?
“Rake me up when September ends.”
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
What’s the saddest side dish?
“Sweet potato cries.”
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What do pirates wear at autumn?
What happens when winter arrives?
Why did the Jack-o’-lantern look after the pie?
“They were pump-kin.”
What kind of key can’t open doors?
What do turkeys eat for dessert?
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
“They fall for anything.”
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
“Use cherries instead.”
Why is autumn the proudest season?
“It’s fall of it.”
Best October Dad Jokes To Fall In Love With
What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
“Winnie the Boo.”
If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for?
Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
“They always crumble.”
How do leaves get from place to place?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?
“Pumpkin spy-ce latte.”
What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?
“The living room.”
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half of a worm!”
What is the cutest season?
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Why did the apple pie cry?
“Its peelings were hurt!”
Why was nobody scared of the tree?
“His bark was worse than his bite.”
Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
“Because the pride goeth before the fall!”
Which pumpkins can swim the best?
“The coast gourd.”
What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme?
“Little BOO Peep.”
How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
“With your in-cider voice.”
What time of year do people get injured the most?
“In the fall.”
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
“The traffic gourd!”
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?
“Report it to the leaf of police.”
What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade?
“They played their drumsticks.”
What’s a fire’s least favorite month?
What did the ground say when fall came?
“Well that’s a re-leaf.”
October-Themed Dad Jokes
Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
“Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.”
Why did the robot couple insist on being married in the fall?
“They wanted to be fully autumn-mated.”
Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
“He let his gourd down.”
How did the tree get a new job?
“He had the right qua-leaf-ications.”
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
“The crossing gourd.”
Mom: Autumn is better than summer.
“Dad: Nope, that’s a fall-acy.”
Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?
“Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves.”
What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn?
“Please don’t leaf us again!”
Dad Jokes About Autumn
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
“They were autumn mated.”
What month does every tree dread?
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out-standing in his field.”
Why are trees so carefree and easygoing?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
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Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
“He was absent without leaves!”