47 Best Pig Puns and Jokes That Are Very Piggy 2021

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Are you looking for pig puns or related to pig jokes?

Here we have the best pig puns and jokes that you can share with friends and family to have a fun time with them. You can begin with pig puns for Instagram or one line pig jokes.

However, it can be hard sometimes to think of a funny short pig puns that can go well with the mood or moment. Therefore, we have made these amazing animal puns that are funny and clever pig jokes or puns to use today.

Moreover, these are general jokes on the pig but also include pig one liners, Peppa pig puns, guinea pig puns, pig puns for birthdays, and many more.

Whether you’re a pig lover, or just looking for pig puns, below are the funniest pig puns to share. Have a look and pick the suitable puns on a pig. Enjoy!

Silly Pig Puns & Jokes: Question and Answer

Here we have collected the best question answer pig puns that you can share with kids or friends to have a fun time. Also, these pig puns are perfect jokes to use for short birthday puns or jokes. Have a look and pick the suitable puns for the pig. Enjoy!

piglets party

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
“They threw a sowprize party.”

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
“Hogwash.”

What do you call a pig thief?
“A hamburglar.”

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
“They always squeal.”

How do pigs get to the hospital?
“In ham-bulances.”

How do pigs write top-secret messages?
With invisible oink!”

Why do pigs make awful football players?
“They don’t like playing with the pig skin.”

Why are pigs awful basketball players?
“They hog the ball.”

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
“A porky-pine.”

Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
“She was hogging the food.”

What do you call a Spanish pig
Porque.

What do you call a Spanish pig?
“Porque.”

What kind of work do pigs do after school?
“Hamwork.”

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
“Bacon and Legs.”

What’s it called when a bunch of pigs competes in athletic games?
“The Olympigs.”

Why did the pig go to the casino?
“To play the slop machine!”

What do you give a sick pig?
“Oinkment.”

What do you call a pig who does karate?
“A pork chop.”

What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”

How does a young pig hit on someone?
“They invite them over to Netflix and swill.”

What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”

pig pen pals.

What did one pig say to the other?
“Let’s be pen pals.”

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
“Jurassic Pork.”

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
“He called it Ham Hocks”

Why was the piglet whining?
“He was boared out of his brains.”

What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
“Philanthropig.”

What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”

What happened when the pigpen broke?
“They had to use the pig pencil.”

What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
“A ball hog.”

What do you give a pig with an itch?
“Oinkment.”

What do you call a pig with no legs?
“A groundhog.”

pig break up with her boyfriend

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
“Because he was a boar.”

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
“A slow-pork.”

What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
“Pulled pork!”

Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
“For playing dirty.”

A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
“Filthy rich.”

What did the little piglet want from the swine?
“A piggyback ride home.”

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.”

Where do flying pigs go?
“Hogwarts, of course!”

Unseen Word Rhymes & Miss Spelled Pig Puns & Jokes Ideas

If you looking for pig puns that rhyme with pig, or pig-related words then these are perfect to use. Have a look and pick the suitable wordplay pig joke and puns. Enjoy!

That’s utter hogwash and you know it

Nonsense/Hogwash: “That’s utter hogwash and you know it.”

Bore/Boar: “Boared out of my brains.”

Hug/Hog: “A bear hog.”

Whine/Swine: “Stop swining!” 

Picky/Piggy: “I’m really piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear.”

Grant/Grunt: “Taken for grunted.” 

Walk/Hoof it: “We missed the bus and had to hoof it home.”

Guilt/Gilt: “Send someone on a gilt trip.”

It’s not/It’s snout: “It’s snout my kind of event.” 

Hopefully, you liked these pig puns and found the suitable jokes or puns that you were looking for. These puns and jokes go well for names, birthday, one liners, Peppa pig puns, guinea pig puns, and many more.

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