Every Thanksgiving is special because you get to share a delicious meal with your family, friends, or favorite people in the world.
Therefore, take a look below and pick the suitable hilarious Thanksgiving Turkey jokes, puns and riddles to make everyone laugh!
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Humorous Thanksgiving Dirty Turkey Jokes 2023
“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”
“You make my turkey timer pop.”
“You can mash my potatoes anytime.”
“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”
“I’ve got something for you to GOBBLE”
“Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”
“I’ll have my slice with [insert a dirty word]”
“They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”
“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”
“I need only 30 seconds to make you meat thermometer pop.”
“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”
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“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”
“Do you have anything to put in my cornucopia?”
“Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.”
“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”
Best Turkey Jokes For Adults 2023
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year?
“Hit the “End Meeting” button.”
“I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though.”
“So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. As it turns out, he just couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?
“On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for one day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.”
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
“Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.”
If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?
“If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving?
“I have no idea, but I suspect fowl play.”
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“I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.”
“This morning, my wife said she wanted me to help fix Thanksgiving dinner. I said, “Why? Is it broken?”
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner?
“He got the cold shoulder.”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkeys dressing.”
What sound does a turkey with one leg make?
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the obstetrician say when Thanksgiving was ready?
“The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!”
What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
What do jazz-lovers put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving?
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What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.”
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
Why didn’t the cook season the turkey?
“There was no thyme!”
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
“He was ready for a roast.”
What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
“One has gobblers, the other goblins.”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.”
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What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What was the turkey suspected of?
Most Funny Joke In Turkey Country 2023
What country uses the most foul language?
What do you call a Turkish baby?
What do you say to a Turkish baby that won’t be quiet?
Turkish saying about the Placebo effect?
“If you take this medicine, you’ll be cured in 7 days. If you don’t take it, you’ll be cured in one week”
What do you call a Turkish cab driver?
What’s a nickname for Turkish police officers?
Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?
“It’s called a pseudo-coup.”
What’s the Turkish cannibals favorite meal?
A small Turkish family had a car accident.
“18 people died.”
How do you say “Hello” in Turkish?
What are Turkish cattle best known for?
How do you dress like a Turkish person?
“Don a kebab.”
What do you call an incontinent Turkish man?
What’s the best way to serve Turkey?
“Join the Turkish Army.”
Tried Turkish food today…
“It was revolting”
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Turkish fundraising dinner?
Turkish Airlines should rename themselves…?
You ever tried Turkish Coffee before?
“It’s got a little kick to it.”
What do you call a Turkish man who needs the toilet?
I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me with a Turkish guy…
“…turned out it was an Otto-man.”
Amazing Burnt Turkey Jokes 2023
“No one will overeat.”
“The smoke alarm was due for a test.”
“Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.”
“You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.”
“After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.”
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“The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.”
“You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.”
“Why ya turkey got on a cat woman costume?
Turkey looks like it’s preparing for BDSM. Got on a genuine leather suit.”
Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes On Turkey 2023
Who is at the door?
Dewey have to roast the turkey any longer?
Who is there?
Arthur any Thanksgiving turkey leftovers?
Who is there?
Esther any more turkey left?
Who is there?
Tamara we’re going to have turkey at Thanksgiving, yay!
Who is there?
Olive the turkey stuffing!
Aidaa lot more turkey than I should have.
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Who is there?
Phillip more stuffing in the turkey, please!
Who is there?
Avant to have a delicious turkey like the one before!
Who is there?
Akhant eat any more turkey, I’m full!
Thanksgiving for what?
Thanks giving us this turkey.
Best Turkey Puns, Jokes & Riddles 2023
At every Thanksgiving table, turkeys are popular when people have got together with family and friends.
What do you call a rude turkey?
What does a one-legged turkey say?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken!”
What do all the gobblers down on the farm like to drink?
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What do turkeys drink out of?
What is the turkey’s favorite type of tree?
Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
“They only hit fowl balls!”
What do you call a bird that’s bad at bowling?
“A gutter ball turkey!”
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend?
“He couldn’t get to first baste!”
What’s the most popular videogame among turkeys?
What do you get when you teach a turkey witty rejoinders?
“A turkey that roasts you!”
What’s the best thing to do with cold turkey?
“Make turkey chilly!”
What do you call a fat gobbler that can sing?
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Did you hear about the guy who was found dead at a turkey farm?
“They suspect fowl play!”
What do you do with a stoner turkey?
“Make turkey pot pie!”
What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that comes back to haunt you?
When we cross a turkey and an octopus for Thanksgiving Day, what do we have?
“Enough drumsticks for the dinner! Yummy!”
Have you ever heard of the conservative turkeys?
“They have 2 right wings.”
Do you know that turkeys also have their own musical instrument?
“It is their drumstick.”
On Thanksgiving Day, what will the turkey sing?
“God save the kin.”
Do you know what side of a turkey features the most feathers?
What would the leftover turkey say after you wrap it up and put it into the fridge?
If a turkey has an iPhone, what sound would it make?
What do we call a turkey without any feather on the body?
“It is a Thanksgiving dinner!“
Who are you most likely to get compliments from on Thanksgiving?
“The sweet potatoes.”
Will I eat leftovers for a week?
“Well I cran, and I will.”
Funny Turkey Jokes One Liners For Instagram 2023
These are perfect puns and turkey jokes for captions to post funny Instagram selfies or pictures during thanksgiving.
“I’m all about that baste.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Let’s get basted.”
“Time for the turkey to get basted.”
“Feast your eyes.”
“Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey.”
“My gobble-let overfloweth.”
“Gravy train to freedom.” Barack Obama
“No fowl play involved in carving this turkey.”
“This pumpkin pied to be here tonight.”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
“To watch football or Butterball, that is the question.”
“When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!”
“You used to let me break the [wishbone].” Darcadiaa on Twitter
“You know it’s all about that baste.”
“Pie am so very grateful for this turkey.”
“Pour some gravy on that turkey.”
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“Fam knows the tur-key to my heart is pumpkin pie.”
“Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.”
“Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed.”
“Mom! You put our Thanksgiving turkeys to shame with these juicy legs.”
“I and you go together like cranberry sauce and turkey.”
“Most turkeys learn how to dance and sing at the Butterball.”
“A bird that is bad at bowling is called a butterball turkey.”
“On a sunny day, chances are the turkeys will have a pek – nic.”
“When a turkey is using the computer, he might say Google, Google.”
Funny Turkey Puns & Jokes Riddles 2023
These turkey jokes are ideal for selfies, family, or friends’ pics from Christmas or Thanksgiving table. Enjoy!
The Key/Turkey: “Lock him up and throw away turkey.”
Goblin/Gobblin’: “Gobblin‘ down a vegan feast.”
Foul/Fowl: “No harm-no fowl.”
Fell/Fowl: “In one fowl swoop.”
Fall/Fowl: “Easy as fowling off a log.”
Vowel/ Fowl: “The owl without a fowl.” Bill Mlkvy
Chuck/Chick: “Chick a sickie.”
Help/Yelp: “A cry for yelp.”
Click/Cluck: “Cluck on that button.”
More Turkey Puns And Jokes Thanksgiving 2023
“Every turkey likes fowl weather.“
“Turkeys cannot attend church simply because they can only use fowl language.”
“The only difference between a turkey and a chicken is that a chicken can celebrate Thanksgiving.”
“The question is should we watch Butterball or football?”
“The best way that we can do to stuff a turkey is to serve him a lot of ice cream and pizza.”
“I would like to baste the turkey.”
“My friends keep telling me to stop telling jokes at Thanksgiving. But I tell them that I can be hard for me to quit cold turkey.”
“The turkey dreams of becoming a professional drummer in the future because he already has drunk sticks.”
“When we cross a turkey with a banjo, we will have a turkey that could pluck itself.”
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“Turkeys are so good at math because they have to count the number of days until Thanksgiving Day.”
“A turkey looks like a ghost because it is a gobbling.”
“A turkey breaks up with his girl just because he could not get to the first baste!”
“Turkeys lay eggs because they could break when they drop them.”
“The most popular game title for turkeys might be Turkey Tetris – zzini!”