80+ Cheesy Valentines Jokes Puns | Corny | Funny | Dirty For Adults 2024

Do you want to impress your crush or partner with some cringe but humorously romantic puns?

If yes then you are on the right page, these cheesy Valentines jokes are only for you.

Take a look and pick suitable cheesy puns on Valentine’s day for adults that feature dirty, corny, and funny jokes.

Happy valentine’s day.

Cheesy Valentines Jokes & Puns

Cheesy Valentines Puns

“I simply donut know what I’d do without you, Valentine.”

“I a-peach-iate you.”

“We make a great pear.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day, cute-tea!”

“I have a whole latte love for you.”

“Let’s canoodle.”

“You’ve got me tongue-tied.”

“I love you a waffle lot.”

“I’ve been thinking of U periodically.”


“I aorta tell you how much I love you.”

“Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

“You’re the ruler of my heart.”

“I only have fries for you.”

“Brie mine.”

“You got a pizza my heart.”

“Olive you so much.”

“You melt me.”

“Love you from my head tomatoes.”

“We’re mint to be.”

“You make miso happy.”

“No bunny compares to you, Valentine.”

“Seal-ed with a kiss.”


“I ruff you.”

“You’re one in a chameleon.”

“We need each otter.”

“Owl always love you.”

“You’re my pup of tea.”

“Rhino you’re the one for me.” 

Corny Valentines Jokes

Corny Valentines Jokes

“You are the loaf of my life.”

“To my butter half on this Valentine’s Day.”

“You are the deer-est Valentine of all.”

“Meow and forever, I love you.”

“Words can’t espresso how much I love you.”

“You are one in a melon.”

“Will you peas be mine?”

“My heart beets for you.”


“Love you so matcha.”

“I think you’re grate.”

“When I tell you how much I love you, I’m not overreacting.”

“Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.”

“You’re acute Valentine.”

“We’ve got serious chemistry.”

“My love for you simply radiates.”

“Pie like you berry much.”

“I love you s’more and s’more.”

“You’re simply my jam.”

“I’m not lion: You’re the love of my life.”

“You are tree-mendous.”

“There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.”

“Aloe you vera much.”


“This Valentine’s Day doesn’t succ, thanks to you.”

“You octopi my heart and mind.”

“You are o-fish-ally the cutest.”

Funny Valentines Jokes For Adults

Funny Valentines Jokes For Adults

What did one watermelon say to the other?
“You’re one in a melon!”

What do you call a very small Valentine?
“A valen-tiny.”

What did the ghost say to his valentine?
“You look so BOOtiful.”

What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?
“I love ewe.”

How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?
“A choco-LOT!”

What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?
“We’re a perfect match.”

How did the phone propose to his GF?
“He gave her a ring.”


“You’re the highlight of my day!”

“You’re sew special to me.”

“I love you sew much!”

“Wool you be mine, Valentine?”

“I wool always love yew.”

“You color my world.”

“I think you are just write, Valentine.”

How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date?
“Whale you be mine?”

What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?
“A ghoul-friend.”

“If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.”

What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?
“Lots of hogs and kisses.”


What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?

What did one bee say to the other?
“I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.”

Funny Valentines Jokes Dirty

Funny Valentines Jokes Dirty

“Is that Cupid’s arrow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

I got more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler.”

“ Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…”

“Cards aren’t the only things that are going to be opening tonight.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** the flowers and candy, I just wanna screw.”

Get over here and eat my heart-shaped box.”

Most girls are hoping for a big rock on Valentine’s Day, but what I want is something that rhymes with that.”

Lingerie is half-off in stores today, but in my bedroom, it’s going to be 100 percent off.”


Let me help you Cherub one out.”

I’m about to eat you like a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates.”

If you play your cards right, 2-14 is gonna add up to 69.”

Tonight, I’m gonna put the V in your Valentine, if you know what I’m sayin’.”

Your heart isn’t the only one of your organs I want to touch tonight.”

Valentine’s Day is about to become a religious holiday, because you’re gonna be screaming, “Oh God!” all night.”

Tonight, you’re going to need a safe word, and the safe word is “be mine.”

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