90+ Best Christmas Jokes For Teens | Riddles | #HolidayVibes 2022

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To keep the holiday spirit high, these Christmas jokes for teens are the best way to do it whether sharing funny jokes over text or at your Christmas eve dinner.

Moreover, it’s the end of a year so there’s nothing wrong is having an extra dose of Christmas cheer.

Here I have compiled kids friendly silly holiday puns to funny Christmas jokes for teens that are guaranteed to make all laugh your jingle bells off.

Take a look and pick suitable teens memes, riddles, and jokes for Christmas to spread the joy of the holiday.

Short Christmas Jokes For Teens 2022

Short Christmas Jokes For Teens

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
“Rude-olph.”

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places!”

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
“Because they were two deer!”

What do you call a scary looking reindeer?
“A cari-boo.”

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
“The One Show!”

What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? 
“This one’s gonna sleigh you!”

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
“Because he has private elf care!”

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
“Their days are numbered!”

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How do you know when Santa’s around?
“You can always sense his presents.”

How did Scrooge win the football game?
“The ghost of Christmas passed!”

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
“Elfis.”

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
“Cross-mouse cards!”

Where does Santa keep all his money?
“At the local snow bank.”

What do you call a broke Santa?
“Saint Nickel-less”

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
“Nice gnawing you!”

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
“Because they’re shell-fish.”

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What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
“Twerky!”

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
“Silent Night.”

What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
“Sends them to an elf Farm.”

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
“A mince spy!”

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
“Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.”

How do snowmen get around?
“They ride an icicle!”

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
“Santa Pause.”

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
“He gives them the sack!”

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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
“Tinsil-itis!”

What did Santa say to the smoker?
“Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!”

Kid Christmas Jokes, Riddles ForTeens 2022

Kid Christmas Jokes, Riddles

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
“Because it was Decembrrrrr!”

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
“Fleece Navidad!”

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
“The letter “Y!”

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
“A pineapple!”

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
“He got 12 months.”

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
“EVERY year!”

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What does an elf study in school?
“The elf-abet.”

What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
“The Finch Who Stole Christmas.”

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
“A Holly Davidson!”

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
“Santa CLUES!”

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
“North-pole vaulting.”

How does a snowman lose weight?
“He waits for the weather to get warmer!”

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
“It looks like rain, deer.”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
“A chill pill.”

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What should you give your parents at Christmas?
“A list of what you want.”

What does a grumpy sheep say when his friends tell him Merry Christmas?
“Baaaa humbug!”

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
“Elephanta Claus.”

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
“He refers to his calen-deer.”

Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
“It had no legs.”

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
“Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!”

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
“Because he went down in history.”

What does Jack Frost like best about school?
“Snow and tell.”

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
“A snowball.”

What did one snowman say another snowman?
“You’re cool.”

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
“Chick to chick.”

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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
“Snow!”

What kind of photos do elves take?
“Elfies!”

Smart Christmas Jokes For Teens 2022

Smart Christmas Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

What’s a mathematician’s favorite Christmas snack?
“A mince π.”

“Yo momma’s so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.”

Do you hear about the snowman who got cooled to absolute zero?
“He’s 0K now.”

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
“HeHe.”

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What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
“Subordinate clauses.”

What is a hungry snowman’s favorite dinnertime treat?
“An iceberg with extra cheese!”

What song do Santa’s elves sing to him on his birthday?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”

Why can’t a pine tree knit an ugly Christmas sweater?
“It keeps dropping the knitting needles!”

What does Mrs. Claus tell Santa when it’s cloudy out?
“It looks like rain, dear.”

What does a gingerbread man need to make his bed?
“A cookie sheet!”

How does Santa take pictures, without a cell phone?
“With a North Pole-aroid!”

What’s the best thing to put in Christmas cookies?
“Your teeth!”

Santa’s taking a nap. What do you call him?
“Santa Pause!”

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Knock… knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who?
“Anna partridge in a pear tree!”

Which Christmas candle burns longer, red or green?
“Neither one. Candles always burn shorter.”

Why does Santa Claus help Mrs. Claus tend to all three of her gardens?
“So he can Ho-Ho-Ho!”

What Christmas carol does Tarzan love to sing?
“Jungle Bells”

Funny Christmas Jokes For Teens 2022

Funny Christmas Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
“Claus-trophobia!”

What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
“The Who!”

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
“He got 25 days!”

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
“He was hooked on trees his whole life.”

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
“Santa Jaws!”

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
“Because he had very low elf esteem.”

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
“Hits a gnome and runs.”

What do fish sing during the holidays?
“Christmas corals.”

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
“Ornamints.”

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
“He pulled a cracker!”

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
“A rebel without a Claus.”

Where do polar bears vote?
“The North Poll!”

Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
“His wife was a total flake.”

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
“A Christmas Quacker!”

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
“Because every single buck is dear to him!”

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
“Santa walking backward!”

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
“Crisp Pringles.”

I hope you have found these Christmas jokes for teens hilarious to get into holiday spirits.

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