90+ Funny Christmas Movie Quotes | Short Quiz | Inappropriate 2024

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Start your Holiday season with joy as Christmas is almost here!

Spread some fun Christmas cheer with your favorite Christmas movie quotes for all to hear.

Moreover, here I have included a Christmas movie quotes game to play a quiz with your friends and family members based on holiday movies.

Or, you greet your friends with some funny and short Christmas jokes to make them laugh out loud.

You can take a look at these memes, riddles, trivia, and jokes to share with people in your communities. Enjoy!

Short Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

Short Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” How the Grinch Stole Christmas

“The secret of life is butter.” Last Holiday

“It was an ugly tree anyway.” National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

“Some people are worth melting for. Just maybe not right this second.” Frozen

“Happy birthday!” Frosty the Snowman

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“Thanks, but I’m seeing someone in wrapping.” The Santa Clause

“Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?” Home Alone

“Well, like I said, Most Interesting Girl Award.” The Holiday

“Oh, I love it. It’s so cute. It’s like a little baby unicorn.” Frozen

“HELP ME.. I’m feeling!” How the Grinch Stole Christmas

“What happened to the hickory honey ham?” Christmas with the Kranks

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“Whoa, you really don’t know anything about love, do you?” Frozen

“We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.” The Santa Clause

Funny Inappropriate Christmas Movie Quotes ELF

Funny Christmas Movie Quotes ELF

“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

“He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times.”

“I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”

“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Buddy

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“I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”

“Son of a nutcracker!”

“SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!”

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“He’s an angry elf.”

“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”

Quotes From Christmas Movie Quiz | Trivia

Christmas Movie Quotes Quiz

Every Time a Bell Rings an Angel Gets His Wings.
“It’s a Wonderful Life”

I believe… I believe… It’s silly, but I believe.
“Miracle on 34th Street”

We Elves Try to Stick to the Four Main Food Groups: Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns and Syrup.

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.
“The Polar Express”

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Yes! Yes, I do! I like Christmas! I love Christmas.
“A Christmas Carol

And may all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.
“White Christmas”

Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know
“It’s run by a big Eastern”

You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?
“Christmas with the Kranks”

That’s what Christmas memories are made from. they’re not planned. they’re not scheduled. nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen
“Deck the Halls”

I’m from the south side of the north pole man
“Red Daus”

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“I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.” A Christmas Carol

“Merry Christmas you filthy animals!” Home Alone

“Do you want to build a snowman?” Frozen

“It’s all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!” Scrooge

“You’ll shoot your eye out” A Christmas Story

“God bless us, every one.” A Christmas Carol

“Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” Miracle On 34th Street

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.” Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

“I triple-dog-dare ya!” A Christmas Story

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” White Christmas

“Oh. How jolly our Christmas will be!” The Nightmare Before Christmas

Disney Christmas Movie Quotes

“Bah! Humbug… What reason have you to be merry? You’re poor enough.” Ebenezer Scrooge.

“What reason have you to be so dismal? You’re rich enough.” Fred

“But sir, Christmas is a time for giving… a time to be with one’s family.” Cratchit

“IT’S CHRISTMAS MORNING! I haven’t missed it! The spirits have given me another chance!” Scrooge

“This is SO tinsel.” Prep and Landing

“The cold never bothered me anyway.” Frozen

“Warm hugs for everyone!” Mickey’s Royal Friendship Faire

“Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing.” Little Elf Judy

“I like my holiday treats Mickey-shaped.” Walt Disney

“But sir, Christmas is a time for giving… a time to be with one’s family.” Mickey’s Christmas Carol

“They started out selfish, those rascally brothers, but made Christmas magic by thinking of others.” Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas

“Oversized Christmas trees. Edible displays. Magic. That’s what I think about for Christmas at Disney.” Lauren of Outdoorsy Diva

Famous Funny Christmas Quotes

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” Melanie White

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” Kin Hubbard

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Will Ferrell, “Elf”

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” Kin Hubbard

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” Jerry Seinfeld

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” Larry Wilde

“Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” Victor Borge

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” Bernard Manning

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” Winston Spear

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” Matt Groening

“Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.” Andy Borowitz

Funny Christmas Quotes From Movies Printable

I hope you enjoyed these quotes from Christmas movies to play holiday quizzes and riddles with your friends and family members.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes and puns on food, love, and animals to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.


Who said the best way to spread Christmas cheer?

Buddy in Elf.

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