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This collection of hilarious Christmas jokes will make you jingle with laughter! The most magical day of the holiday season is Christmas.

You can find references to Christmas everywhere including decorations, lights, Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, and other foods.

Family, friends, and gift giving are all part of this holiday, by sharing funny Christmas puns, jokes, riddles, trivia, and memes you can give the gift of laughter to them.

So share these puns with your loved ones and make them giggle.

Funny Christmas Puns

Funny Christmas Puns

“That look soots you.”

“I’m Claus-trophobic.”

“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”

“Rebel without a Claus.”

“Time to spruce things up.”

“I’m feelin’ pine.”

“We have great chemis-tree.”

“I’ll never fir-get.”

“These decorations are tree-mendous.”

“Birch, please.”

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“Fir sure.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”

“Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!”

“Get the elf out of here.”

“You’re my soul Santa.”

“A round of Santa-plause, please.”

“Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.”

“Claus I said so!” 

“Thanks for bearing with me this holiday season.”

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“We fish you a merry Christmas.”

“Not having anyone to kiss during the holidays has taken a mistletoe-ll on me.

“For the perfect Christmas kiss, you need tic-tac-mistletoe

“What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.”

“What is a  Jedi’s favorite part of Christmas? Mistletoe-be Wan Kenobi”

“Whale you kiss me under the mistletoe?”

“Wishin you a dyno-mite Christmas and a roarin’ new year!”

Christmas Puns One Liner

Christmas Puns One Liner

“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”

“Sleigh, what?!”

“The snuggle is real.”

“I love you from head to mistletoe.”

“You’re sleigh-in’ it.”

“Watching people unwrap gifts has me feeling so Santa-mental.”

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“A round of Santa-plause for whoever got me this cute gift.”

“Don’t fir-get to get me something for Christmas.”

“Everything looks tree-mendous with all the presents wrapped up.”

“I love my gifts snow much.”

“I’m an elf-taught gift wrapper.” 

“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”

“Love at frost sight!”

“Make it rein.”

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“Sleigh queen, sleigh.”

“It’s lit.”

“How rude-olf of you.”

Christmas Puns For Instagram

Christmas Puns For Instagram

“Resting Grinch face.”

“You sleigh me.”

“Your presents is requested.”

“But wait—there’s myrrh.”

“I love my gifts from my head to mistletoe.”

“I truly sleighed the gift-giving game.”

“All I need for Christmas is your presents under my tree.”

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“I’m so good at buying presents, that yule wish I got you for secret Santa.”

“When I opened my gift, it was love at frost sight.”

“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

“Hold on for deer life.”

“The Christmas alphabet has noel.”

“Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”

“Yule be sorry.”

“I’m pine-ing for you.”

“I have the final sleigh.”

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”

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“Oh, deer.”

“All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.” 

Christmas puns with names

Christmas Puns For Card

Christmas Card Puns

“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”

“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”

“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”

“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit?”

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“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”

“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”

“You sleigh me.”

“But wait—there’s myrrh.”

“I’m feelin’ pine.”

“We have great chemis-tree.”

“I’ll never fir-get.”

This tree is officially lit AF.”

“Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”

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“Can I get a watt watt?”

“Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”

“I love you a whole watt.”

“You need to branch out.”

“Ready, set, glow.” 

Christmas Food Puns

Christmas Puns Food

Cheeses is the reason for the season”

“Guacin around the Christmas tree”

“Hap-pea holidays!”

“Have a dill-lightful holiday”

“I’m so egg-cited for the holidays”

“It’s Christmas Thyme!”

“All I want for Christmas is booze”

“Gin-gle bells”

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“Have yourself a bloody mary Christmas”

“Hoppy Holidays”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas and a bubbly new year!”

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”

“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”

“Jingle bells, Zinfandel, need more cabernet”

“Let’s get blitzened!”

“Merry Getsmashed!”

“Let’s taco about Christmas”

“Merry Christ-mash”

“So be good for goodness steak”

“Stay warm and toast-y this Christmas”

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“Tis the seasoning’

“‘Tis the season to be jelly.”

“We whisk you a merry Christmas.”

Christmas Puns For Gifts

Christmas Puns For Gifts

“I love bear-ing gifts”

“It’s penguining to look a lot like Christmas.”

Your presents is required on Christmas morning.”

“I’m here to gift up your spirits.”

“Treat yo’elf to some Christmas gifts.”

“Today’s festivities wrapped up nicely.”

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These gifts are totally qualitree.”

“Let’s wrap things up. Santa is on his way.”

“Making it rein with lots of gifts for my deer.”

“I like to think out of the box on Christmas.”

“I open gifts at a wrapid pace.”

“Adding professional wrapper to my resume.”

 “If you’re having trouble wrapping, remember to never gift up!”

 “Don’t forget to gift credit where credit is due.”

“Oh deer, I love Christmas presents.” 

Funny Christmas Puns

Christmas Puns Funny

“You snow the drill.”

“Up to snow good.”

“Best in snow.”

“Let’s take an elfie.”

“I’m elf-taught.”

“Don’t be elfish.”

“He’s an elf-made man.”

“She has high elf-esteem.”

“Treat yo’elf.”

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“Let’s get elf-ed up.”

“It’s snow joke.”

“I told you snow.”

“Fa La La La La, La La Las Vegas.”

“Fa La La La La, La La Los Angeles.”

“It’s the most Pun-derful time of the year”.

“Jingle smells, jingle smells”

“Joy to the Girls”

“Oh, Christmas tea. Oh, Christmas tea.”

“Oh Christmas treat. Oh Christmas treat”

“It’s ice to meet you.”

“Say it ain’t snow.”

“Snow thank you.”

Share these funny Christmas puns and one-liner with your friends and family for gifts and greeting cards to make their eyes and souls laugh like never before.

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