The holiday is the best time of the year especially Christmas because you get to spend time with favorite people like your kids, family, friends, and others.
So what better than sharing some funny & corny Christmas jokes?
Here are modern corny Christmas jokes to entertain children, friends, and relatives at get-togethers.
Moreover, Christmas jokes and riddles are naturally super corny and holiday puns are full of dad jokes.
I hope you can find these corny jokes on Christmas and holidays funny enough to bring a smile to kids, family members, or friends’ faces.
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Short Corny Christmas Jokes 2023
How does a snowman get to work?
“By icicle”
What do snowmen call their offspring?
“Chill-dren”
How do Christmas angels greet each other?
“Halo!”
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
“Santa Klutz!”
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
“RUDE-olph, of course!”
What cars do elves drive?
“A toyYoda.”
What is Santa’s primary language?
“North Polish.”
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
“Subordinate Clauses.”
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What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
“This will sleigh you”
How do you lift a frozen car?
“With a Jack Frost”
Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
“St. Nickel-less”
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
“Welfy”
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
“RUDEolph.”
What do you call an elf who sings?
“A wrapper!”
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
“Elf-is Presley.”
What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
“Present.”
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
“So he can ho-ho-ho.”
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What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
“A Holly Davidson.”
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
“Santa Clues!”
What nationality is Santa Claus?
“North Polish”
When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
“Sandy Claus”
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
“Because it soots him!”
What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
“Santa Paws!”
What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
“Santa’s shadow!”
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Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
“Because he wanted to see time fly!”
Where do you find reindeer?
“It depends on where you leave them!”
Who is a Christmas tree’s favourite singer?
“Spruce Springsteen”
What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
“Crisp Pringles.”
How is the alphabet different on Christmas than any other day?
“On Christmas, it has Noel.”
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
“Because he went down in History.”
What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?
“Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!”
How did Scrooge win the football game?
“The ghost of Christmas passed”
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Why did the couple get hitched on the 24 of December?
“So they could have a married Christmas”
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
“He was hooked on trees his whole life”
How can you tell a family doesn’t celebrate Christmas?
“The lights are on, but nobody’s a gnome.”
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
“Because the present’s beneath them.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
“A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
“Saint Nickel-less.”
What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
“Yule-Tide.”
How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
“He uses Comet.”
What’s Santa’s favourite song by the Ramones?
“Blitzen-krieg Bop.”
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
“Because he had low elf esteem.”
Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
“Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!”
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
“Looks like rain, dear!”
How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
“He has a black belt!”
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What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?
“Ribbon Hood.”
What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
“The Santameter! By Briana, age 7”
Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
“Holly-wood!”
Corny Christmas Dad Jokes 2023
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
“Nothing, it was on the house!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
“Claustrophobic.”
Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?
“Because they are rain deer.”
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
“That’s right—he was elf taught.”
Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?
“That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!”
Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks when they’re sleeping?
“Santa Jaws!”
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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
“A pineapple.”
What does December have that other months don’t have?
“The letter D.”
What is a lion’s favourite Christmas carol?
“Jungle Bells.”
What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
“Fleece Navidad!”
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
“Season’s bleatings!”
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
“Crisp Pringles!”
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
“Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!”
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What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
“Cookie sheets!”
How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
“There’s Noel!”
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?
“North Pole-vaulting!”
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
“Because it would say, Baaaaahh humbug!”
That’s all I have on corny Christmas jokes for kids, family, and friends.
Moreover, you can check out these jokes and puns on food, animals, and love to get more ideas for different moods and situations.
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