Just so you don’t run out of jokes to tell to your family, we have gathered here some really very corny thanksgiving jokes that will crack you and your family up.
Hilarious Corny Thanksgiving Jokes 2022
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
“One has gobblers, the other goblins.”
Who scared the cranberry?
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
Arthur any leftovers?”
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
“The turkey because he’s already stuffed!”
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots”
There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
“Even if it’s just not being a turkey”
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
What do you get when you crossbreed a turkey with a harp?
“A bird who can pluck itself.”
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
“OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”
What is the easiest recipe for a pumpkin pie?
“Simply divide the pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter.”
Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
“He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.”
What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?
“You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.”
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
“Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.”
What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?
“Good restaurant reservations.”
You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
“You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!”
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and
they all became pretty good “Palgrims.”
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
“He was attacked by a Pilgrammar nazi.”
What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
“Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.”
What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
“Have it killed and then cran-bury it!!!!”
What did the little corn say to momcorn?
“When will popcorn come?”
On Thanksgiving dinner, most of us turn into hipsters.
“We all go out of our way to eat the turkey before it is cool.”
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
“Cold turkey was the only way to do it.”
What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die?
Why did the turkey go to the plastic surgeon right before Thanksgiving?
“To get a breast reduction.”
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