100+ Truly Corny Thanksgiving Jokes | Morning | Funny | Everyone Will Enjoy 2023

Thanksgiving is a time to gather around the table, eat delicious food, share what you’re thankful for, and… tell some hilarious corny Thanksgiving jokes.

Moreover, sharing jokes, riddles, memes, and trivia during the holiday season is a fun activity with friends and people in your communities.

Just so you don’t run out of jokes to tell to your family, we have gathered here some really very corny thanksgiving jokes that will crack you and your family up.

Have fun. Happy Thanksgiving..!!!

Funny Corny Thanksgiving Jokes 2023

Hilarious Corny Thanksgiving Jokes

What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
“One has gobblers, the other goblins.”

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Who scared the cranberry?
“The booberry.”

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What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”

Corny Knock Knock Thanksgiving Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?”

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
“The turkey because he’s already stuffed!”

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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots”

There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
“Even if it’s just not being a turkey”

What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

What do you get when you crossbreed a turkey with a harp?
“A bird who can pluck itself.”

What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
“OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

What is the easiest recipe for a pumpkin pie?
“Simply divide the pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter.”

Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
“He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.”

What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?
“You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.”

Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
“Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.”

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What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?
“Good restaurant reservations.”

You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
“You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!”

Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and
they all became pretty good “Palgrims.”

What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
“He was attacked by a Pilgrammar nazi.”

What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
“Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.”

What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
“Have it killed and then cran-bury it!!!!”

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What did the little corn say to momcorn?
“When will popcorn come?”

On Thanksgiving dinner, most of us turn into hipsters.
“We all go out of our way to eat the turkey before it is cool.”

I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
 “Cold turkey was the only way to do it.”

What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die?

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Why did the turkey go to the plastic surgeon right before Thanksgiving?
“To get a breast reduction.”

What happens when cranberries get sad?
“They turn into blueberries.”

Why was the soup at Thanksgiving so pricey?
“It had 24 carrots.”

What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?
“Crayon-berry sauce.”

If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for?
“Their age.”

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing.”

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
“The G.”

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Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
“He was already stuffed.”

The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, “Is everything alright over here?”
“No, everything is all leftover here!”

Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
“He could bring his own drumsticks.”

What makes Thanksgiving go as smoothly as possible?
“When everyone has been given a designated (casse)role.”

What would Michael Scott say while passing a plate of vegetables?
“Boom! Roasted.”

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?
“Yes, I yam.”

If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
“Scholar ships.”

Morning Corny Jokes For Thanksgiving 2023

Morning Corny Jokes For Thanksgiving

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?
“All About That Baste.”

How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
“By making sure to bring the tur-key.”

With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish?
“Masked potatoes.”

What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the family dinner?

Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
“She ran out of thyme.”

What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called?
“The turkey trot.”

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What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
“You’ll both be filled with stuffing.”

What was the turkey suspected of?
“Fowl play.”

How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
“By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”

What’s a potato’s favorite game to play?

What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?
“A (har)vest.”

What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?
“A family member giving you the bird.”

What makes every Thanksgiving meal extra-basic?
“Pumpkin spice.”

Why were the beans accused of being jealous of the other side dishes?
“They were so green.”

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?
“They’re both likely to fall asleep between plates.”

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Apple gobbler.”

What’s a running turkey called?
“Fast food.”

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
“Your close group of Palgrims.”

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
“He was ready for a roast.”

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What do you call the age of a Pilgrim?
“A pilgrimage.”

What did the turkey say when he had a headache?
“Google, Google.”

What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?
“Your napkin.”

What smells the best at the Thanksgiving meal?
“Your nose.”

What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost?

What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
“You’re on a roll.”

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What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food?
“Choosing sides.”

What does your uncle say when he’s had too much to drink?
“I’ve got my beer gobbles on!”

Why are Pilgrims’ pants always falling down?
“Their belt buckles are on their hats and shoes instead.”

When are turkeys the most grateful?
“The day after Thanksgiving.”

What don’t you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
“A white shirt or high-waisted pants.”

How can you incorporate some hip-hop into your family’s gathering?
“Bring some Salt-N-Pepa.”

What’s the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says?
“Sweater weather.”

What did the aunt say to her sulking son on Thanksgiving?
“You’re looking a little (Pil)grim.”

What should you say when your family begs you to stop making these jokes?
“I can’t quit cold turkey!”

Hope these corny jokes on Thanksgiving and thanksgiving turkey make your and your family’s thanksgiving dinner fun enough.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes and trivia on food, animals, love, and holiday puns to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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