80+ Best December Jokes For Kids | 1st | Vacation | Winter 2023

Share these funny December jokes for kids with the children around you.

You could even put a Christmas joke in the kids’ lunchboxes every day or ask your reliable Elf on the Shelf to “share” a joke whenever it moves.

You and the family will be laughing so hard that your tummies hurt with this list of punny jokes.

Or try these jokes, memes, riddles, and trivia to add more fun to different moods and situations.

Happy holidays..!!!

December 1st Jokes For Kids

December 1st Jokes For Kids

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
“She sleighs.”

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
“Nothing, it was on the house!”

Who’s Santa Claus’s favorite pop star?
“It’s Beyon-sleigh.”

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she saw this year’s Christmas tree?
“You could spruce it up a little!”

What happens when you combine Santa with a duck?
“A Christmas Quacker.”

How did the reindeer know it was going to rain?
“Because Rudolph the red-knows-rain, deer!”

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What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?
“Hold on for deer life.”

What does Santa say when he gets ill?
“Oh oh no.”

What is the Christmas carol that you can sing to fruits on the happy event? “Have Yourself
“A Berry Little Christmas.”

Where does Santa always stay when he goes on any vacation?
“At the ho-ho-ho-tel.”

Where would you find a snowman dancing? 
“At a snowball!”

What do golfers get in their stockings?
“Silly putty!”

Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?
“It cost a pretty penne!”

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
“Because of all the wrapping!”

How is Drake like an elf?
“He spends all his time wrapping!”

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
Dancer!”

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What did Rudolph have to say about a big book of noses that Santa gifted him?
“He said, “I already red that one.””

What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
“The Who!”

What’s Santa Claus’s favorite snack?
“Ice Krispies Treats.”

What do you call someone who can’t stop talking about last Christmas?
“Santa-mental!”

Why does Snoop Dogg always love giving gifts to everyone?
“Probably because he’s very good at wrapping.”

Vacation Jokes For Kids | December

Vacation Jokes For Kids | December

How can you tell elephants love to travel?
They always pack their own trunk!”

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!”

Where do sheep go on vacation?
“The Baaa-hamas!”

Where do sharks go on vacation?
“Finland!”

Where do hamsters go on vacation?
“Hamsterdam!”

How long are an elf’s legs?
“Just long enough to reach the ground!”

What’s red, white, and green?
“Santa Claus when he’s travel sick!”

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What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?
“’Tis the season to be jelly!”

What athlete is warmest in winter?
“A long jumper!”

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”

What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?
“A snowman with a fever!”

Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
“Because it’s bad for your elf!”

What did one Christmas tree say to another?
“Lighten up!”

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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
“Snow!”

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
“Because they always drop their needles!”

How does a snowman lose weight?
“He waits for the weather to get warmer!”

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
“A pineapple!”

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”

Winter December Jokes For Kids

Winter Jokes For Kids

Here does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.”

What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.”

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!”

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
“Frosted Flakes.”

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What do you call an old snowman?
Water!”

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.”

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
“Ice caps.”

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
“Frost bite!”

Christmas Jokes For Kids | December

Christmas Jokes For Kids

What did the reindeer say before he went up to the comedy show to tell a joke?
“This one’s going to sleigh you.”

Why did the Grinch decide to go to the haunted house the other day?
Because he was searching for the holiday spirit.”

What did the beaver say when it saw the Christmas tree?
“Nice gnawing you.”

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
“Elf-is Presley.”

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What did Santa ask Rudolph when he wanted to ask about the condition of the weather?
“He asked, “Do you think it will rain, dear?”

What type of cars do the elves of Santa Claus drive?
“Toy-otas.”

What diagnosis did the doctor give to the patient who kept eating Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis.”

How does Santa Claus keep track of every fireplace he has already visited?
“Well, he keeps a log.”

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
“Saint Nickel-less.”

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
“Because it soots him.”

What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?
“Idaho-ho-ho.”

How is Christmas exactly like your job?
“You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.”

Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
“He has a black belt.”

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Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?
“Santa Jaws.”

What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
“Crisp Pringles.”

Why did Frosty’s wife ask for a divorce?
“He was a total flake.”

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