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Christmas is a time to celebrate the joyous celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ while you also get a chance to know new people.

The event has a way of bringing different individuals from different cultures and backgrounds.

And it is also a great place to flirt with your crush.

And to help you, here are dirty Christmas pick up lines for you to add up some spice to your conversation.

Pick a suitable Christmas pick up line dirty edition that includes funny and cute pick up lines on the Christmas tree as well as on Christmas Eve.

Or take a look at these memes, trivia, and riddles to have fun with a partner or a crush at a Christmas or New Year party.

Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines

Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines

“Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.”

“Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.”

“Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.”

“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?”

“Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.”

“Can I be the milk to your cookies?”

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“I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.”

“Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.”

“Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.”

“If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.”

Cute Christmas Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the best Christmas pick up lines cute editions to level up your flirting game.

Cute Christmas Pick Up Lines

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?”

“How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?”

“Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?”

“I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.”

“My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.”

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“I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.”

“What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.”

Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines

Here are handpicked dirty Christmas pick up lines to spice things up. Pick suitable holiday pick up lines dirty edition from below.

Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines

“Wanna Scrooge?”

“I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?”

“Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.”

“Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.”

“Ever do it in a sleigh?”

“I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.”

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“Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?”

“I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.”

“I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.”

“The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.”

“I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.”

“That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!”

Christmas Tree Pick Up lines

“Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”

“Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.”

“You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.”

“Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”

“Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?”

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“If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.”

“That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.”

Christmas Eve Pick Up Lines

“Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.”

“Screw the nice list;”

“I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!”

“Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.”

“Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?”

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“What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?”

“The only package I want this Christmas is yours.”

“Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.”

“Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?”

“I might be a Grinch, but that just means I’ve got something that’ll grow three sizes.”

“I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.”

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“Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.”

“You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?”

“Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.”

“Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.”

Christmas Pick Up Lines Not Dirty

“If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”

“Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.”

“If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?”

“Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.”

“Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.”

“I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.”

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“I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.”

“Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.”

Share these Christmas pick up lines dirty edition to impress your crush.

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