30+ Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners For Adults 2022

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Sharing fun things with friends and people in your communities is always entertaining at Thanksgiving parties especially dirty jokes.

However, dirty thanksgiving jokes one liners can be risky to start your holiday celebrations for therefore, use them carefully!

Here I’ve compiled the best one liners dirty Thanksgiving jokes that feature turkey for adults.

You can share these Thanksgiving jokes before Christmas on social media as Instagram captions for turkey day pics and selfies!

Take a look and pick the suitable jokes and puns on thanksgiving dirty, ‘Bookmark’ these dirty jokes to use them anywhere.

Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners 2022

Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners

“The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.”

“Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.”

“Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”

“You make my turkey timer pop.”

“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”

“Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”

“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”

“Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”

“Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.”

“You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”

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“Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”

“They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”

“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”

“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”

“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

“Talk turkey to me.”

“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”

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“Do you have anything to put in my cornucopia?”

“Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.”

“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”

Best Thanksgiving Dirty Turkey Jokes For Adults 2022

Best Thanksgiving Dirty Turkey Jokes For Adults

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?

What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
“We’d be eating p*ssy for Thanksgiving!”

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All About That Baste.”

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
“Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.”

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Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
“Because it will make him blush.”

Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
“He was stuffed.”

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Source: The Daily Dropout

I hope you have found these dirty thanksgiving jokes one liners collection entertaining enough to share with your friends this holiday season.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes on holiday, food, love, and animals for more ideas that suit different situations and moods.

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