50+ Best Dirty Turkey Jokes On Thanksgiving | Inappropriate | Naughty | One Liners 2024

To make this holiday celebration on Thanksgiving a little riskier and more fun at the same time you can use these dirty turkey jokes for adults!

You can share these dirty jokes on turkey prior to Thanksgiving with friends and adults.

Here is my best handpicked collection of dirty Turkey jokes and puns to make you laugh out loud or you try these dirty pick up lines as well.

However, these dirty Thanksgiving jokes are suitable for adults only, enjoy them, and happy Thanksgiving!

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Here are some of the best dirty Thanksgiving jokes one liners to share with others this holiday season.

“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”

“You make my turkey timer pop.”

“You can mash my potatoes anytime.”

“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”

“I’ve got something for you to GOBBLE”

“Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”

“I’ll have my slice with [insert a dirty word]”

“They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”

“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”

“I need only 30 seconds to make you meat thermometer pop.”

“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”

“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”

“Talk Turkey to me”

Here are some of the best Thanksgiving dirty jokes for memes to have a fun time at the dinner.

“The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.”

“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”

“(with Turkey Breasts) “Stop staring at my br*asts”

“Hello Gourd-geous”

“Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.”

“Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”

“Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”

“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”

“Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”

“Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.”

“You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”

“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”

“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

“Do you have anything to put in my cornucopia?”

“Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.”

I hope these dirty turkey jokes are fun to share with friends (adults)over the phone or at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes and puns on food, animals, love, and holiday puns to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.