Moreover, Christmas is the jolliest and magical festival that the whole world celebrates.
Pick your favorite ‘too early Christmas memes‘ on decoration, putting Christmas tree too early, etc. Enjoy!
Funny Decorating Early Christmas Jokes 2022
How can you tell Halloween is just around the corner?
“Stores start putting out their Christmas decorations.”
“I swear Christmas decorations go up earlier and earlier every year. It’s 364 days till Christmas and my neighbors already have theirs up!”
“I spent all evening putting the Christmas decorations up myself. Now I’m at the hospital getting them removed.”
“I named my Christmas decoration made of $100 dollar bills Aretha Franklin.”
“This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.”
“I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations
Only on the holidays.”
“It’s way too early for Christmas music.”
Where do Christmas plants go to become stars?
Related: Funny Christmas Quotes
“If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?”
What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?
“Snow and tell.”
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Best Christmas Too Early Jokes 2022
“People criticize shops for selling Christmas stuff too early…
Well, our supermarket sells birthday cakes and mine isn’t for another 6 months!”
“Buying all Christmas presents in early December……is advantageous.’
“Apparently, we’re starting Christmas early this year…Because we already have an elf on the shelf.”
“Celebrating Christmas early, SO says, “It’s present time!”
To which her dad responds, “Isn’t it always ‘present time’?”
Celebrated Christmas early this year…
After unpacking a simple and straightforward gift I turned to my dad and mentioned,
“Hey, there is no owner’s manual.”
Without pause, he just looks back and says,
“Well of course it’s an owner’s automatic”
“Early Christmas present from Dad
I wanted some Dr. Dre headphones for Christmas so naturally, he goes out and buys me some “beets.”
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Yeah, I smell carrots too.”
Related: Rude Christmas Jokes
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
“A rebel without a Claus.”
What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
Too Early For Christmas Jokes 2022
“Just got back from a walk looking at all the decorations.
P*sses me off how early people are putting their Christmas lights up.
Why is Christmas shopping a sin?
“Because the devil is in the retails.”
“If anyone is Christmas shopping for me…
I take a size large in student loans.”
“Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” A divorce story
What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Jokes About Putting Christmas Tree Up Early 2022
“This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.”
“Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“I put up my Christmas tree entirely too early. I’m one of those people.” Rachel Boston