140+ Best Elf Jokes And Puns | Riddles | One Liners | Printable 2022

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Here are some of the best elf jokes and puns to make your kids laugh out loud, and others as well this holiday season to keep your family’s Christmas spirit high.

Whether you need silly knock knock jokes or elf puns, I have got you covered.

These funny jokes on elves memes and riddles are handpicked to make your Christmas time as merry as possible.

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Take look below and pick your favorite funny elf jokes and puns for the Christmas season. Enjoy!

Short Elf Jokes And Puns One Liners 2022

Elf Jokes One Liners

What type of music do elves like best?
“Wrap.”

What makes of cars do elves drive?
“Toy-otas.”

What is Santa Claus’ tax status?
“Elf employed.”

What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
“Elfies.”

Where do elves vote?
“The North Poll.”

Who is Santa’s helpers’ favorite character in Stranger Things?
“Elelfen.”

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What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
“The elf-abet.”

What do you call an elf who learns independently?
“Elf-taught.”

What’s the best way to gain confidence?
“To believe in your elf.”

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite song?
“Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.”

What do vegetarian elves eat?
“Elfalfa.”

Who do elf music fans call the King?
“Elfis.”

What do socialist elves support?
“Redistribution of welf.”

What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store?
“7-Elelfen.”

What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas?
“An elfant.”

What do elves say when they make mistakes?
“I elfed up.”

What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
“Elftershave.”

What is elves’ favorite sport?
“Miniature golf.”

What do you do if you can’t hire a professional?
“Do it your elf.”

What would upset a normal person but not an elf?
“Coming up short.”

What currency do elves use?
“Jingle bills.”

What do you call an elf entrepreneur?
“A small business owner.”

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What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
“A real Christmas card.”

Where do elves go dancing?
“Christmas balls.”

Witty Elf Jokes 2022

Witty Elf Jokes

Who sings “Blue Christmas” and makes toy guitars?
“Elfis!”

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
“Cinder-“elf”-a!”

“One elf said to another elf, “We had Grandma for Christmas dinner”.
And the other elf said, “Really? We had turkey!”

Why do elves scratch themselves?
“Because they’re the only ones who know where it’s itchy!”

How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”

Santa rides in a sleigh.  What do elves ride in?
“Mini vans!”

What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
“Gnome on the range!”

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Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
“Because Santa had said, “No L!”

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
“Because he had the drum sticks!”

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
“Mistle-toes!”

What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
“Subordinate clauses!”

Where do you find elves?
“Depends where you left them!”

Elf Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Elf Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Clever Elf Puns 2022

Elf Puns

“Let’s take an elfie.”

“I’m elf-taught.”

“Don’t be elfish.”

“He’s an elf-made man.”

“She has high elf-esteem.”

“Treat yo’elf.”

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“Let’s get elf-ed up.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”

“Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!”

“Get the elf out of here.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Santa Claus is an elf-made man.”

“Can we take an elfie?”

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“I hope this gives you high elf-esteem.”

The singing elves of Santa are known as Wrappers.

Elf Riddles Jokes Printable 2022

Elf Jokes Printable

Which elf is the best jazz singer?
“Elfa Fitzgerald.”

What is an elf’s favorite lunch?
“Sandwich wraps.”

What do you call an elf who’s great in the kitchen?
“A short-order cook.”

What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another?
“Twelf.”

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What is an elf’s favorite type of cookie?
“Shortbread.”

Why don’t elves read novels?
“They prefer short stories.”

What do elves sing to Santa Claus when it’s cold?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”

What do elves use to walk when they hurt their legs?
“Candy canes.”

What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
“Welfy.”

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What do you get when an elf passes gas?
“Jingle smells.”

Where do elves go to get famous?
“Holly-wood.”

Fantasy Elf Jokes | Witty 2022

How do you make an elf h0rny?
“Fairy m0ans.”

What do you call a rude elf?
“A go f*ck yourself.”

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
“Anything you want. He can’t hear you”

Who’s Santa’s rudest elf?
“Gof*ckyours elf.”

Everyone knows elf on the shelf,
“But who’s gonna step up and put chili on their w-i-l-l-y?”

Dark Elf Jokes 2022

Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
“To help their elf esteem.”

What do you call an elf who won’t share?
“Elfish.”

What did one elf say to the other who wouldn’t hand over the wood-carving tool?
“Don’t be elfish.”

What is Jingle the Elf’s favorite positive affirmation?
“Believe in your elf.”

How did Santa’s helper boost his low elf-esteem?
“He read an elf-help book!”

What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”

Elf Jokes One Liners 2022

“Does someone need a hug?”

“Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn’t know that about elves.”

“Passionfruit Spray?”

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“I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.” Santa

“The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.” Santa

Best Elf Name Puns 2022

“Alabaster Snowball”

Sugarplum Mary

“Wunorse Openslae”

“Argent Dawn”

“Loopy”

“McDoodles”

“Bushy Evergreen”

“Shinny Upatree

“Mr and Mrs Jingles”

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“Ninja”

“Bonkers”

“Boots”

“Chewy”

“Dottie”

“Puddin”

“Razzle”

“Silly”

“Dizzy”

“Doody”

“Yapper”

“Aragorn”

“Dee Dee Ramone”

“Claire”

“Frodo”

“Galanadel”

“Gimli”

“Legola”

“Menthos”

“Rodric”

“Rethgif”

“Sam”

“Siracha”

“Tehas”

“Thandain”

“Tommy”

“Wasabi”

“Hugo”

“Kiernan”

“Dopey”

“Snickers”

“Socks”

“Sprinkles”

“Spunky”

“Sweetie”

“Tootsie”

“Tooty”

“Trouble”

“Wolfgang”

“Xana”

I hope these Elf jokes and puns are useful for fun activities with kids and other family members at Christmas eve dinner or party.

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