These dirty Elf jokes and riddles printable can help encourage the kids to be good in an entertaining way.
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Elf On The Shelf Jokes For Adults 2023
What was the name of the girl elf on the shelf?
Where did the elf go to school?
“He was elf-taught.”
Why is the elf on the shelf’s favorite school subject?
What did the elf on the shelf dress up as for Halloween?
What did the elf say when he won the lottery?
“Christmas be my lucky day.”
How do you make an elf fast?
“You don’t feed it”
What did the cat say to the elf on the shelf?
Why does the elf on the shelf do such silly things?
“Because he can!”
What is green, white, and red all over?
“An elf with a sunburn.”
What was the elf on the shelf’s favorite Olympic event?
What does the elf on the shelf use to write with on the blackboard?
How did the elf get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
“He used the elfator.”
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How did Santa describe the elf who refused to take a bath?
“He’s elfully smelly.”
Why was the elf so cold on Christmas day?
“Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.”
Why does the elf on the shelf want to sneak into your school?
“To hear the ringing of the bells.”
What did the elf write in Christmas cards?
“Hope you have a Fairy Merry Christmas.”
Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?
“He had low elf esteem.”
How long was the elf’s legs?
“Long enough to reach the ground.”
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
“He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Why did the elf like Dolls?
“He could share the clothes.”
What did the elf play during the summer?
“Little League baseball.”
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What did the elf say when he came across another elf while on vacation?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
What did the elf sing to Santa on cold winter nights?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”
Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
“Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.”
What did Santa say to the elf who said he made the worst toys?
“Don’t be little yourself.”
Why did the elf make such a good house guest?
“He would only stay for a short tme.”
Why didn’t the elf read long books?
“He liked short stories more.”
Why didn’t the elf want to share his toys?
“He was too selfish.”
Why did the elf ask the turkey to join the band?
“Because it had the drum sticks.”
Why did the elf do so poorly in school?
“He had a short attention span.”
Why didn’t the elf invite the snowman for breakfast?
“Because he would eat all the ice crispies.”
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What did the elf get when he crosses an apple and a Christmas tree?
What do fish call Elf shenanigans leading up to Christmas?
“Elf on the Shelfish.”
Funny Elf Knock Knock Jokes | Memes 2023
Elf me wrap this present!
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
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Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Elf On The Shelf Riddles 2023
Why did the elf like Christmas so much?
“Because of all the wrapping.”
What was the elf’s favorite food?
Why was the elf so quick to anger?
“He had a short fuse.”
What was the elf good at running?
What was the elf’s summer job?
“Short order cook.”
What’s the first thing an elf learns in school?
What is big, green and carries a trunk?
Who sang “Blue Christmas” on a toy guitar?
What did the doctor give the elf on the shelf after he hurt his leg?
“A Candy Cane.”
What was the elf’s favorite desert?
Who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin?
What do elves like to eat for lunch?
What was the elf allergic to?
What was the elf’s favorite book?
Where did Santa find the elf?
“On the shelf.”
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What was the elf’s favorite sport?
What kind of money did the elf on the shelf use?
What did Santa call the greedy elf?
What kind of music did the elf like most?
What is green, white, and red all over?
“A sunburned elf.”
Inappropriate Elf On A Shelf Dirty Jokes 2023
Who’s Santa’s rudest elf?
“Go f*ck yours elf.”
“Everyone knows elf on the shelf, But who’s gonna step up and put chili on their w*lly?”
“A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar…The Hobbit laughs and walks under it.”
“You guys, I just drew a really cool creature – it’s half moose, half elf
Sorry to boast, I’m just feeling pretty proud of moose-elf.”
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What do you call it when a toy and an elf have a baby girl?
Whats the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf
“Mensch on a bench”
Elf Jokes One Liners Pick Up Line 2023
“Rumour has it that one of Santa’s helpers wanted to keep all the Christmas gifts for himself this year – he was pretty elf-ish!”
“I heard that elves study a lot after school – they do their gnome-work every day!”
“Does someone need a hug?” Buddy
“Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn’t know that about elves.” Papa Elf
“I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.”
“You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.”
“The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.”
“Son of a nutcracker!” Buddy
“There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” Buddy
“He’s an angry elf.” Buddy
“He must be a South Pole elf.” Buddy
Elf On The Shelf Jokes Printable 2023
What do you call an elf who sings?
Why do elves make good listeners?
“Because they’re all ears.”
What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
“Because he’s an elf-made man.”
What’s Santa’s tax status?
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Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
Where do elves go dancing?
What kind of cars do elves drive?
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
“A real Christmas card.”
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
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