We have a collection of funny fall jokes.
These clean jokes are mainly made for kids but can be used by parents, teachers, or anyone who loves the season of fall.
These fall riddles can help you impress your friends in school by showing them your humor, especially around the holiday times (Halloween).
In this article, you will find fall jokes for kids, related to the fall season including Autumn, Halloween, Pumpkins, leaves & tree puns.
So, let’s not waste time and dive into the humor with these fall jokes for teachers and kids.
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Fall Jokes For Teachers
Here are some of the best kids jokes about fall that are suitable for teachers.
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
“Because they’re easily stumped.”
Why do trees hate tests?
“Because they get stumped by the questions.”
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
“He was outstanding in his field.”
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How do leaves get from place to place?
“In their Autumn-mobile!”
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
“Disbe-leaf.”
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What did the oak tree say when autumn came around?
“Leaf me alone.”
How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
“With your incider voice.”
What is the cutest season of the year?
“Awwwtumn.”
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
“Your teeth.”
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half a worm.”
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What did the squash with an identity crisis say?
“I’m A – Corn!” (It was an Acorn squash – credit to Holly!)
What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?
“Sep-timber!”
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
“Use cherries instead.”
Why do trees try new things so often?
“Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.”
Why are trees so care free and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
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Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
“They fall for anything.”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?…
“To make up for his miserable summer.”
What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
“Sep-timberrrrrr!”
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
“The Spice Girls.”
Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
“The Great Barrier.”
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Why do birds fly south for the fall?
“Because it’s quicker than walking.”
Why is autumn the proudest season?
“It’s fall of it.”
Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
“Because the pride goeth before the fall!”
What did the ground say when fall came?
“Well that’s a re-leaf.”
What time of year do people get injured the most?
“October, because it is a month of fall.”
Harvest Jokes And Riddles
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
“A har-vest.”
How do aliens harvest their crops?
“With tractor beams.”
“Wyoming just passed a bill where you can now harvest roadkill. Now I can finally get my Steak Tire Tire.”
“I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.”
Why are eyes always the last organ harvested?
“Because they dilate.”
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“Winning the hearts and minds of the people. An old CCP euphemism for organ harvesting.”
“Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways. They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.”
Why couldn’t lil Sebastian make a speech at the harvest festival?
“He was a little horse.”
“Me, I like to harvest grains with a scythe. Though not many people here like those of us who reap oats.”
“A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles.”
“I started a company harvesting moisture from plants. Business hasn’t been great, but we’re making dew.”
How do you harvest crops in the winter?
“With an ice sickle”
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out-standing in his field.”
Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
“He was absent without leaves!”
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.”
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“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling likethey’re falling in love with the ground.”
“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”
Fall Animal Jokes To Make You Laugh Wildly
What do puppies call the fall season?
“Awww-tumn.”
Why was the dog laughing at Thanksgiving dinner?
“He ate a funny bone.”
Why do some dogs wear sweaters?
“So they don’t become chili dogs.”
What did the dog dress up as for Halloween?
“A pug-kin.”
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What’s a dog’s favourite Starbucks order?
“A pupper spice latte.”
Why did the dog leaf his position at the bank?
“He wasn’t promoted to branch manager.”
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“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.”
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
“The traffic gourd!”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
“They were autumn mated.”
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
“An autumn-mobile!”
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How does an elephant get out of a tree?
“It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.”
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
“A fall guy!”
Best Fall Joke Twitch
What does a former Twitch streamer turned plumber say every time he earns money?
“Cloggers.”
“I made a bomb today with the help of my Twitch viewers!
Wow this really blew up! Thanks guys!”
If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?
“Food for thot.”
Why can’t house flies stream on twitch?
“Because they would immediately get swatted.”
What do you call it when two persons with eyelid twitches meet?
“A wink-wink-situation.
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When was the last time the Twitch Streamer got laid?
“About a Fortnite ago.”
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
“A nervous wreck.”
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“A really sloppy smoothie.”
How does a Twitch streamer prepare for a convention?
“He pax”
How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?
“Kappatalism!”
“After creating the Nile, God became the first self promoter on twitch.
Check out my stream!”
Why did the tf2 engineer keep twitching?
“Because he had turrets”
Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?
“Because in space, no one can hear you stream.”
What does Twitch TV send when someone dies?
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“Thots and players”
What do you call a voodoo live stream?
“Twitch-craft.”
Short Fall Jokes For Kids
Why did the leaf go to school?
“To get a little leaf-ducation!”
What did the pumpkin say to the apple?
“You’re a-peeling!”
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
“Squash!”
What did one fall leaf say to the other?
“I’m falling for you!”
Why did the corn sit down?
“Because it was all ears!”
What do you call a ghost in the fall?
“A boo-tiful sight!”
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
“A squash!”
Why was the broom late?
“It swept in!”
What did the apple say to the pumpkin?
“You’re gourd-geous!”
What’s a tree’s favorite drink in autumn?
“Root beer!”
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
“Hide and gourd-seek!”
What do you call a sad pumpkin?
“A blue gourd!”
Fall Jokes And Riddles
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
“Because he was outstanding in his field!”
What did the apple say to the pumpkin?
“You really squash my expectations!”
Why do leaves never get lost?
“Because they always follow the wind!”
What’s a tree’s favorite thing to do in the fall?
“Leaf it all behind!”
What do you call a sad leaf?
“A weeping willow!”
Why do squirrels use the internet in the fall?
“To find the best nut-works!”
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of movie?
“A thriller!”
What do trees use to communicate in the fall?
“Root messages!”
What did the leaf say to the tree?
“I’m fall-ing for you!”
Fall Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harvest.
Harvest who?
Harvest the fun this fall!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just fall fun!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan you believe it’s fall already?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Autumn.
Autumn who?
Autumn leaves are falling down!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you doing this fall?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Squirrel.
Squirrel who?
Squirrel up some fun this fall!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaves.
Leaves who?
Leaves me alone if you don’t like fall!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Falling.
Falling who?
Falling leaves are a sign of autumn!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow you glad it’s fall?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crisp.
Crisp who?
Crisp air means fall is here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nutmeg.
Nutmeg who?
Nutmeg you’re having a great fall!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spice.
Spice who?
Spice things up with some fall fun!
Falling Jokes One Liners
“When leaves fall, they really know how to let go!”
“Falling leaves are just nature’s way of saying, “I’m ready for a break!””
“I used to love autumn until I realized it just meant more falling for me!”
“When leaves start falling, I start falling for pumpkin spice!”
“I wanted to go out in the fall, but I kept tripping over all the fallen hopes!”
“Falling leaves are like bad relationships—they always hit you when you least expect it!”
“Leaves may fall, but my love for fall will never wilt!”
“Falling leaves are just nature’s way of telling us to take a break!”
“I’m like a leaf in the fall—constantly falling for new things!”
“Every time autumn comes around, I find myself falling for the same old tricks!”
“The secret to a great fall is to always be ready for some leafy surprises!”
Corny Fall Jokes For Kids
What’s a tree’s favorite type of math?
“Geometry—because it loves to leaf!”
Why did the apple go to the gym?
“To get pumped for fall!”
What did the corn say to the pumpkin?
“You’re looking gourd-geous!”
How do pumpkins ask for help?
“They say, “I can’t take it anymore!””
What did the acorn say to the oak tree?
“You’re tree-mendous!”
Why are autumn leaves like bad jokes?
“They always fall flat!”
Why was the corn so good at sharing?
“Because it was always ear to help!”
Why did the leaf get a job?
“It wanted to earn some extra green!”
What do you call a corn that can play the piano?
“A pop-corn!”
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder?
“To reach the higher acorns!”
What do you call a silly pumpkin?
“A pun-kin!”
What’s a corn’s favorite instrument?
“The ear trumpet!”
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