We have a collection of funny fall jokes.
In this article, you will find fall jokes for kids, related to the fall season including Halloween, Pumpkins, leaves & tree puns.
So, let’s not waste time and dive into the humor.
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Fall Jokes For Teachers
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
“Because they’re easily stumped.”
Why do trees hate tests?
“Because they get stumped by the questions.”
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
“He was outstanding in his field.”
How do leaves get from place to place?
“In their Autumn-mobile!”
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
Funny Fall Jokes For Kids
What did the oak tree say when autumn came around?
“Leaf me alone.”
How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
“With your incider voice.”
What is the cutest season of the year?
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half a worm.”
What did the squash with an identity crisis say?
“I’m A – Corn!” (It was an Acorn squash – credit to Holly!)
What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
“Use cherries instead.”
Why do trees try new things so often?
“Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.”
Why are trees so care free and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
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Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
“They fall for anything.”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?…
“To make up for his miserable summer.”
What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
“The Spice Girls.”
Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
“The Great Barrier.”
Why do birds fly south for the fall?
“Because it’s quicker than walking.”
Why is autumn the proudest season?
“It’s fall of it.”
Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
“Because the pride goeth before the fall!”
What did the ground say when fall came?
“Well that’s a re-leaf.”
What time of year do people get injured the most?
“October, because it is a month of fall.”
Harvest Jokes And Riddles
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
How do aliens harvest their crops?
“With tractor beams.”
“Wyoming just passed a bill where you can now harvest roadkill. Now I can finally get my Steak Tire Tire.”
“I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.”
Why are eyes always the last organ harvested?
“Because they dilate.”
“Winning the hearts and minds of the people. An old CCP euphemism for organ harvesting.”
“Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways. They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.”
Why couldn’t lil Sebastian make a speech at the harvest festival?
“He was a little horse.”
“Me, I like to harvest grains with a scythe. Though not many people here like those of us who reap oats.”
“A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles.”
“I started a company harvesting moisture from plants. Business hasn’t been great, but we’re making dew.”
How do you harvest crops in the winter?
“With an ice sickle”
Fall Dad Jokes Too Funny To Be-Leaf
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out-standing in his field.”
Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
“He was absent without leaves!”
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.”
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“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling likethey’re falling in love with the ground.”
“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”
Fall Animal Jokes To Make You Laugh Wildly
What do puppies call the fall season?
Why was the dog laughing at Thanksgiving dinner?
“He ate a funny bone.”
Why do some dogs wear sweaters?
“So they don’t become chili dogs.”
What did the dog dress up as for Halloween?
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What’s a dog’s favourite Starbucks order?
“A pupper spice latte.”
Why did the dog leaf his position at the bank?
“He wasn’t promoted to branch manager.”
October Dad Jokes That Are So Bad & So Funny
“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.”
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
“The traffic gourd!”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
“They were autumn mated.”
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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How does an elephant get out of a tree?
“It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.”
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
“A fall guy!”
Best Fall Joke Twitch
What does a former Twitch streamer turned plumber say every time he earns money?
“I made a bomb today with the help of my Twitch viewers!
Wow this really blew up! Thanks guys!”
If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?
“Food for thot.”
Why can’t house flies stream on twitch?
“Because they would immediately get swatted.”
What do you call it when two persons with eyelid twitches meet?
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When was the last time the Twitch Streamer got laid?
“About a Fortnite ago.”
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
“A nervous wreck.”
NSFW What do you get when you cross Twitch with Mixer?
“A really sloppy smoothie.”
How does a Twitch streamer prepare for a convention?
How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?
“After creating the Nile, God became the first self promoter on twitch.
Check out my stream!”
Why did the tf2 engineer keep twitching?
“Because he had turrets”
Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?
“Because in space, no one can hear you stream.”
What does Twitch TV send when someone dies?
“Thots and players”
What do you call a voodoo live stream?