Autumn, is one of the most beautiful times of the year.
The perfect weather, where you can roam on the street freely without any tension of sweat.
The color of the leaves changes into yellow and red, making it aesthetic, in its own way, and even Halloween is knocking on the get.
No doubt, they are the best days. If you love the season of fall as much as I do, then you are at the right place.
I have collected some of the best fall jokes, memes, riddles, and puns to with your teachers, friends, seniors, families, and work colleagues.
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Best Jokes About Fall
How do trees get on the Internet?
“They just log on.”
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
“With a pumpkin patch!”
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
“It can look round.”
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
“The stuffing was knocked out of him.”
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
“A har-vest.”
What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
“Paid leaf.”
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
“The Spice Girls”
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”
What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
“I’m falling for you.”
Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
“Because he had a great fall.”
What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
“The Great Barrier Leaf.”
Funny Fall Jokes
What month does every tree dread?
“Sept-timberrrrrrr!”
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
“Pumpkin Pi.”
Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?”
“He didn’t be-leaf in himself!”
Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
“He was absent without leaves!”
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
“They were autumn mated.”
What did the leaf say to autumn?
“I’m falling for you!”
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Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
“Because the pride goeth before the fall!”
Why are trees so carefree and easygoing?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
“An autumn-mobile!”
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out-standing in his field.”
Fall Jokes For Kids
What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
“Your teeth of course!”
What did the tree say to autumn?
“Please leaf me alone!”
How do trees get on the internet?
“They log in!”
Why do all the birds fly south in the fall?
“Because it’s too far to walk!”
What is a scarecrows favourite type of fruit?
“Straw-berries!”
What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?
“What a re-leaf!”
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Why do trees like to try new things each year?
“Because every autumn they turn over a new leaf!”
Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
“Because they’re easily stumped.”
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out-standing in his field!”
What happens when winter arrives?
“Autumn leaves!”
Why did the pumpkin roll across the road?
“Because it didn’t have any feet to walk across!”
Fall Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wool.
Wool who?
Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you going to dress up as for Halloween?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive looking at the autumn leaves!
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Knock knock
Whos there?
Aunt.
Aunt who.
Aunt you glad it’s fall?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva bunch of leaves that need raking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s autumn?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Willie
Willie who?
Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?
Fall Jokes For Teachers
How do leaves get from place to place?
“In their Autumn-mobile!”
Why do trees hate tests?
“Because they get stumped by the questions.”
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
“He was outstanding in his field.”
Fall Jokes For Adults
What did the tree say to autumn?
“Leaf me alone.”
What falls in autumn?
“Leaves!”
What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
“That’s it, i’m leaving.”
What will fall on the lawn first?
“An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?”
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“Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out.”
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?
“Disbe-leaf.”
Fall Dad Jokes
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
“A pumpkin patch.”
“I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? A candle.”
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
“The Crossing Gourd.”
“If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
“Squash.”
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
“Winnie the Boo.”
Why are all Superman costumes tight?
“They’re all size S.”
Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
“Because he’s a sucker.”
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him.”
Fall Jokes For Seniors
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
“He kept telling acorn-y jokes.”
What did autumn say to summer?
“Make like a tree and leave!”
What do you call a smashed pumpkin?
“Squash.”
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
“A fall guy!”
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
“A pumpkin patch!”
Why was the trampoline cold?
“She didn’t have a jumper.”
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How does an elephant get out of a tree?
“It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.”
What do pirates wear at autumn?
“Pumpkin patches.”
Fall Jokes For Work
Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
“It was on paid leaf.”
“If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!”
“It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying.”
I hope you can use these fall jokes during your fun time, and even during your Halloween holidays, for a more fun-loving time.
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