50+ Flirty Christmas One Liners Pick Up Lines | Cheesy, Clean, Dirty 2024

You can start this holiday season with these flirty Christmas one liners to have a magical and enjoyable time.

Moreover, you can be a little dirty using these pick up lines on the occasion of Christmas.

Use these one liner flirty dirty pickup lines that are slightly dirty for your special guy or girl on moments like Christmas.

Therefore, take a look below and pick suitable flirty dirty Christmas pick up lines and dirty jokes to share with your crush or partner (girlfriend/boyfriend).

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Cute Clean Christmas Pick Up Lines 2024

Here are cute Christmas pickup lines jokes if you are looking for flirty Christmas memes to share with your partner, crush, or your love interest.

“Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?”

“If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?”

“Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?”

“If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.”

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“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?”

“Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.”

“Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

“Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.”

“I can get you off the Naughty List.”

Related: Dirty Santa Jokes

“If I were a snowman, I’d melt standing next to you cause you’re just so damn hot.”

“I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.”

“I’m like a Christmas present, you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.”

“Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.”

Flirty Gift Pick Up Lines 2024

These flirty Christmas pick up lines are suitable to use for gifts or related to gifts. Pick suitable dirty Christmas jokes pick up lines.

“I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.”

Why aren’t u inside a gift box?
“I wished you as my Christmas present”

Do you like Santa well,
“I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once”

“You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.”

“You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.”

“Where do you find magical gifts at the mall? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Brookstone.”

Related: Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Want a gift?
“Because my best toys run on batteries.”

“I know what gift I want to give you tonight.”

“They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?”

Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines 2024

Here are Christmas flirty puns ideal for a cheesy pick up line on Christmas. Pick your favorite flirty Christmas jokes for cheesy Christmas pick up lines.

“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?”

“I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’”

“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you…”

Do you live in an igloo?
“Because you’re a pretty cool person.”

Related: Christmas Dad Jokes & Riddles

“If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.”

“I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!”

What’s the difference between you and the Grinch?
“The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.”

Do you celebrate Boxing Day?
“Because you’re the whole package.”

“Yule do.”

“If I’m Santa, will you be my Ho?”

“Can I take a photo of you?”

Ho Ho Ho Flirty Christmas One Liners Pick Up Lines 2024

Here are some of the best Christmas flirty jokes that are ho ho ho pick up lines.

“When we met, it was love at frost sight.”

“Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.”

“You’re the only reindeer for me.”

“I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.”

Related: Inappropriate Christmas Jokes

“Ever made love to a green guy?”

“I can be a mean one, if that is what you are into.”

“Call me Santa because I’ll be a ho ho ho for you!”

“Will you help Santa let is snow tonight?”

“Unlike me, Christmas came fast.”

Do you celebrate Boxing Day?
“Because you’re the whole package.”

I hope you found these flirty Christmas one liners useful have dirty enough to share with others.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, love, and holiday to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.