Are you looking for dirty jokes on the fourth of July then this is the right place for you.
Take a look at these patriotic jokes to help you do the flirting related to July fourth to score for the big Independence day event. Enjoy.
Best Fourth Of July Dirty Jokes 2022
“Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!“
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“The Americans licked the British!”
“18 year old’s can exercise their rights in government and on me!”
“Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole independence thing.”
“Can I, like, annex you?”
“Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of @ss destruction.”
“Girl, you’re so beautiful. I’d cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.”
“If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.”
“Let’s put the screw back in screwdriver.”
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“Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies and MULTIPLY.”
“Let’s do it in Philadelphia.”
“Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy”
“The grand jury in my pants is waiting to try you.”
“The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!”
“Wanna meet the foreman of my jury?”
Are you the 4th of July?
“‘Cause I’m feeling fireworks between us.”
“I’m not spending money for fireworks, I’ll just bang you“.
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“It’s big👇🏻, like my signature.”
“Let me press myself against you, you can’t stop me…it’s my constitutional right.”
“My flag will never fly at half mast as long you’re around.”
“My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?”
“No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.”
“Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight”
“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
“Pretend you are the constitution and call me d*ddy”
“The government is okay with 18 year old’s and so am I!”
“They call my bedroom the 14th colony.”
“We’ll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.”
“You can pay the poll tax personally with me.”
“You don’t need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.”
“You don’t need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.”
“You must have been born in Pearl Harbor because baby you da bomb.”
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“You read, white, and blew my mind.”
“You’re by far the prettiest girl here. The ‘Liberty bell’ of the ball.”
“Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.”
“Baby, I’ll make you see stars and stripes.”
“I don’t normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I’ll make an exception.”
“Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.’
“I’m free if you’re brave.”
I hope these fourth of July dirty jokes to share with friends and people around.
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