70+ Friday Jokes For Office | School | Kids | Funny | One Liners | Clean 2022

We are in a world where we live for Friday. The day is like a hero for us. Is there anyone who actually hates Friday?

This can be psychopaths only, I swear. 

To get you ready for your celebration of a happy Friday. We are here with a number of Friday jokes you can go through and enjoy.

These weekend or Friday jokes, memes & riddles include one liners jokes for offices, schools, kids, etc.

Friday Jokes For The Office

Friday Jokes For The Office

Why don’t office people like jokes about Friday?
“They’re week.”

What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?
“Nothing”

Why is Friday a happy day?
“Because the next day is a sadder day.”

What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
“Genes to work.”

What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
“When you realize it’s Thursday.”

“If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.”

“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.”

Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out?
“He wanted a day off.”

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“I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.”

“Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.”

“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”

You know what can really ruin a Friday?
“Remembering it’s only Thursday.”

Short Friday Jokes One Liners

Short Friday Jokes

“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.”

“My favorite f-word is Friday.”

What’s the one thing that’s better than a Friday night?
“A day” 

Which day do potatoes fear the most?
“Fryday.”  

“It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.”

“Friday is my second best f-word after food.”

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“Boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I’ve haven’t been so excited about a Friday since last week!”

What’s a cow’s favorite Friday night spot?
“The mooooooovies.”

What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?
“Fly-day.’

What day of the week is an egg’s least favorite?
“Fry-day.”

Friday Jokes For School

Friday Jokes For School

What comes after Black Friday?
“Broke Saturday.”

Why did Friday start going to the gym?
“He was a weak day.”

Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
“Because the prices were Solo.”

Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything?
“It was a casual Friday.”

In what country is every day a Friday? 
“Grease. (Fry Day / Greece)”

Why did Pierre go to McDonalds?
“It was French Fry-Day.”

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What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
“Lettuce celebrate!”

Why did the student cheer when he got home from school?
“It was Friyay!”

What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week?
“Orange you glad it’s Friday?”

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Friday.
Friday who?
Friday who loves you too.

What day of the week did Toad like the most?
“Fly-day.”

What did the teacher give on black Friday?
“50% off late assignments.”

Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday?
“It Crêpe’d up on him.”

Funny Clean Friday Jokes

Funny Clean Friday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
“Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.”

Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday?
“He ran out of steam…”

Why shouldn’t you worry about Friday the 13th?
“Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.”

Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
“They were all booked up.”

Dad Jokes About Friday

Dad Jokes About Friday

What goes by slower than a boring movie?
“Friday afternoon.”

What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
“Net fish and chill.”

What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week?
“It means that is a Friday.”

When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
“When you have a weekend job.”

What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant?
“TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).”

When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?
“When it’s a Good Friday joke.”

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What is faster than the Flash?
“Friday nights.”

What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person?
“Hug it and never let it go.”

“Whenever I feel sad in the middle of the week, I remember that the calendar says WTF: wait ‘til Friday.”

Weekend Jokes For Kids

Weekend Jokes For Kids

Who profits the most on Black Friday?
“The folks”

What do Fridays always love to do?
“They like to reax with Saturdays and Sundays.”

What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life?
“Casual Friday.”

How long is Monday from Friday night?
“Five minutes.”

Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday?
“Because it was a holy-day.”

Why do geologists shop on Friday?
“For the great weekend shales!”

Funny Friday Jokes One Liners

Funny Friday Jokes One Liners

What did the horse get for Black Friday?
“A Macintosh.”

When do rich people celebrate Black Friday?
“Every day.”

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
“In Grease.”

What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th?
“Superstitions.”

Why did Friday go to visit a doctor?
“He was week.”

Do you think Friday the 13th is scary?
“No, but Fri 10, maybe.”

What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
“Mondays.”

We hope you loved our collection of Friday jokes puns, and have a good time reading these amazing Friday punny Jokes.

Share it with your friends and family and make them laugh too. Happy Friday!

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