70+ Funny Dirty Christmas Memes For Him & Her | Merry | Xmas 2024

Christmas without naughty and dirty jokes and memes is incomplete to share dirty Christmas memes with friends.

Use these Christmas memes for pick up lines, dirty truth or dare, and jokes about Christmas.

Moreover, the holiday is the best time of year to entertain everyone around you and yourself with naughty joy.

These dirty Christmas memes and riddles for him and her include funny jokes on Merry Christmas, Christmas tree, and many other Christmas-related memes.

Take a look and pick suitable dirty memes for these funnies with friends.

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Dirty Christmas Memes For Naughty People 2024

Here are naughty Christmas memes to share with friends and others for a fun activity. Pick your favorite dirty Christmas memes for her or him and have fun. Enjoy!

“Be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

“I know what gift I want to give you tonight.”

“There’s snow one like you.

“You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.”

“Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.”

Is your name Winter?
“Because you’ll be coming soon.”

“Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Child: I want my mama to be happy.
Santa: Ok.”

“I don’t always follow the naughty list but when I do, it’s so I know which girl to visit in the “off” season.”

What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?
“Snowballs.”

Little boy: Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother
Santa: Send me your m0ther”

Why does Santa always land on your roof?
“Because he likes it on top.”

Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas…
“Can I visit between the holidays?”

Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?
“He only comes once a year.”

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Is your name Jingle Bells?
“Cause you look ready to go all the way.”

Dirty Christmas Memes For Him & Her 2024

Here are these dirty Christmas memes for him and her to share over text or use at the Christmas Eve party, dinner, or get together.

“If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?”

“Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?”

“I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.”

“Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”

“Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.”

“Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.”

“Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”

“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”

“I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.“

“The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.”

“I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.”

“Ever made love to a green guy?”

“Just pat my head, get me a drink and take me to bed.”

“Want to sit on the north pole tonight?”

“What do you say we make a not so silent night.”

“I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you make my heart melt.”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas and I’m not talking about snow.”

“If you jingle my bells you’ll definitely have a white Christmas.”

“When I think about you, I touch my elf.”

“I want you to shimmy down my chimney tonight.”

Funny Dirty Christmas Memes | Xmas 2024

So, you’re not on Santa’s naughty list?
“Well,I can change that.”

“Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?”

“Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon.”

Why does Santa always have a full sack?
“Because he only comes once a year!”

“I’d like to play with your ornaments.”

“Sit on my lap and I’ll give you a merry christmas”

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“I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.”

“Hey babe, I checked it twice and I am pretty sure you’re on my naughty list.”

Are you a snowball? “Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands or my mouth.”

Funny Dirty Merry Christmas Memes 2024

Here are some of the best merry christmas memes to have a fun time with friends and family.

“Will you help Santa let is snow tonight?”

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
“Snowballs.”

Are you Christmas?
“Cause I wanna merry you!”

Are you Hall?
“Cause I wanna deck the Hall.”

“You could be my little drummer boy in the bedroom.”

Are you a stocking?
“cause I wan to stuff you.”

“Let’s exchange Christmas gifts. I’m yours and your mine.”

“They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?”

“I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.”

“Unlike me, Christmas came fast.”

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Are you looking for a Christmas tree topper?
“Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”

“I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.”

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
“He sold his soul to Santa.”

Is your name Jingle Bells?
“Cause you look ready to go all the way.”

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
“Even the small ones give satisfaction.”

“You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just THAT happy to see you.”

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, do you mind if I visit between the holidays?”

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Hopefully, you enjoyed these dirty Christmas memes for adults to share with friends and crush (if that you want).

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