120+ Funny Halloween Jokes That Will Never Get Old 2021

Updated on

Nothing can beat Halloween night when it comes to tickling funny bones. It’s always fun to crack actually funny Halloween jokes and share them with friends.

Whether you love dad jokes or corny puns, these Halloween puns and riddles on this holiday season will be right.

Everyone would enjoy these funny jokes and puns especially friends and family (kids).

Here I have compiled witch jokes, vampire jokes, ghost jokes, and everything silly you can think of when it comes to Halloween.

Moreover, you can use these jokes on Halloween for captions for Instagram pictures of your costume or quotes on a greeting card.

Or, you can share some of the silly Halloween knock-knock jokes with others and have fun.

Take a look and pick the suitable funny Halloween jokes and puns to start your festival season on a fun note.

Funny Ghost Jokes For Adults 2021

Funny Ghost Jokes For Adults

“What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!”

“What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!”

“What’s a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.”

“What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.”

“Who did the ghost take to prom? A ghoul-friend!”

“How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.”

“Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!”

“Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”

“What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.”

“Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.”

“Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.”

“What position do ghosts play on the field? Ghoul-keeper.”

“Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.”

“What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts!”

“When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.”

“Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it.”

“Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.”

“What’s a ghost’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.”

“How do ghosts stay in shape? By exorcising.”

“Why are ghosts, terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.”

Related: 80+ Best Halloween Dad Jokes | Puns & One-Liners | Dirty, Funny | 2021

“What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!”

“What’s a ghost’s favorite type of fruit? Boo-berries!”

“What does a ghost eat with meatballs? Spook-etti.”

“What do ghosts do at sleepovers? Tell scary human stories.”

“Where do baby ghosts spend the day when their parents are at work? Day-scare.”

“What day do ghosts love to do their scaring? On Fright-day. “

“What game do ghosts play? Hide and shriek.”

“How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.”

“What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end.”

“Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.”

“What’s a pirate ghost’s favorite kind of tea? Boo-tea.”

“What did one ghost ask the other? Do you believe in humans?”

“Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He needed a boo-ster shot.”

“What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!”

“How do ghosts cry when they’re sad? Boo-hoo!”

Related: 50+ Dirty Halloween Jokes For Adults To Make Halloween Fun | Pick up lines | 2021

“What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.”

“What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? Ceme-trees!”

“What did the ghost teacher tell the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.”

“How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.”

“Why was the ghost embarrassed? He had a boo-ger.”

Actual Funny Halloween Jokes 2021

Actual Funny Halloween Jokes

“How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.”

“What do you get if you cross an exam with blood? A blood test.”

“Why don’t skeletons hang out in graveyards? They don’t have the guts.”

“Why couldn’t the ghost see their mom and dad? Because they were trans-parents!”

“What room of the house does the skeleton stay out of? The living room.”

“What is a ghost’s favorite food? Ghoulash.”

“Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? He heard stake was bad for his heart.”

“Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.”

“Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.”

“What did the boy say when he saw the cemetery covered in snow? “Icy dead people.”

“Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.”

“When I told my wife to use a vacuum instead of a broom, the witch flew off the handle.”

“Why are demons and ghouls always together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”

“Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? They don’t have any body to go with.”

“What does the ghost of a programmer say? BOOlean.”

Related: 85+ Dirty Jokes For Adults That Are Actually Funny 2021

“I saw a skull crying from loneliness. He just wanted some body in his life.”

“Why did the vampire go to the doctor? Because he was coffin.”

“What do you call a lycanthrope with no sense of direction? A where-am-I-wolf.”

“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.”

“What’s a phantom’s favorite park ride? The roller ghoster.”

“Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a-goblin.”

“What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet.”

“I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp. The host asked me, “What are you?”
Me: Oh, I’m dressed as a harp.
Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?”

“What do you call an orange, gourd-like vegetable that is funny? A PUN-kin.”

“A kid asks his greedy father for money to buy a police costume for Halloween. His father told him to just go undercover.”

“Who calls the shots at the Halloween party? The gHost.”

“Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself.”

“What did the corpse’s mom do when she got mad at him? Grounded him.”

“What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder.”

“Who does a mummy take on a date? A: Any old girl he can dig up.”

Clean Halloween Jokes For Adults 2021

Clean Halloween Jokes For Adults

“What do you call a single vampire? A bat-chelor.”

“Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!”

“Why are graveyards noisy? Because of all the coffin!”

“When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you are a mouse.”

“What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!”

“What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? You sure are Boo-tiful!”

“What do witches put on their bagels? Scream Cheese”

“Why was the baby ghost sad? He wanted his mummy!”

“What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie? It was fang-tastic”

“Why are vampires tough to get along with? Because they can be pains in the neck!”

“Do you know how to make a witch itch? You take away the w!”

“What subject in school is easy for a witch? Spell-ing”

Clever Halloween Monster Jokes 2021

Clever Halloween Monster Jokes

“What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.” 

“How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!”

“Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!”

“Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!”

“Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.”

“What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? “You sure are boo-tiful!”

“Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.” 

Related: 100 Best Witch Puns For Halloween That Are Wickedly Good 2021

“Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.”

“What is a vampire’s favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!”

“Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!”

“What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!”

“What room does a ghost not need? A living room.”

“What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!”

Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes 2021

Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

“Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!”

“Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?”

“Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!”

“Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!”

Related: 100 Fang-Tastic Halloween Knock Knock Jokes | Creepy& Dirty | Best | 2021

“Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!”

“Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!”

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Stop crying, I’m only a ghost!”

Actual Funny Halloween Ghost Puns 2021

Actual Funny Halloween Ghost Puns

“Ghosts love astrology—they always read their horror-scopes!”

“The bartender told the ghost they don’t serve spirits after midnight.”

“Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo!”

“The ghost got lost in the fog and now he is mist.”

“Ghosts stay safe by buckling their sheet belts!”

“A ghost’s motto is: Eat, drink, and be scary.”

“Ghost kids know not to spook unless spoken to.”

“Dull ghosts are so boo-ring!”

“Ghosts’ favorite dessert is ice scream.”

“The ghost went to the theater to see a phantomime!”

I hope you have found these funny Halloween jokes and puns useful to have a fun time sharing with friends and family.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes on food, animals, and holiday for more ideas to share in your communities.

Related Topics:

200+ Halloween Jokes And Riddles | Puns | For Adults & Kids 2021