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You’ve come to the right place if you’re seeking funny jokes to tell your friends.

Isn’t it true that everybody has made a poor joke or forgotten the punchline in the middle of one?

But we never felt ashamed about that.

In front of our friends, we always try to be clever and deliver punny, dirty, snarky, and intelligent jokes to make them laugh.   

Here is our list of funny Jokes to tell your friends over text or in person and let them chuckle.

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends Over Text

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends Over Text

“I’m reading an antigravity book. It’s impossible to put down!”

“Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks!”

What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
“Nacho cheese!”

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the best parties?
“Because they are such fungis!”

Why do potatoes argue?
“Because they can’t see eye to eye!”

“You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!”

Why did the dog cross the road?
“To get to the barking lot!”

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What’s the loneliest cheese?

Can February March?
“No, but April May!”

Did you get a haircut?
“No, I got them all cut!”

Funny TikTok Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Funny TikTok Jokes To Tell Your Friends

“I am sick of this Chinese-made virus destroying society! Tik-Tok has got to go!”

“So I found out what LGBT stands for! Lasagna, Gideon, Bread, TikTok.”

“I had a nightmare that my TikTok account got banned. For a second, i was really scared that i had TikTok”

“My girlfriend keeps telling me I should make a TikTok. Because I’m really good for about 15 seconds.”

Do you know why they called it TikTok?
“Coz in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!”

“I installed TikTok on my iPhone. It’s an ourPhone now.”

“Best thing about article 13… No more TikTok.’

“Trump has found a sure-fire way to shut down TikTok. He’s going to buy it and run it himself.”

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How can you tell if a tiktoker has mental health issues?
“They’ll tell you.”

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda who?
Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette who?
Omelette you finish.

Best Dirty Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Best Dirty Jokes To Tell Your Friends

“I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.”

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
“I want you inside me.”

How do you make a pool table laugh?
“Tickle its balls.”

What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
“Papa Boner.”

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
“A private tutor!”

Why did the sperm cross the road?
“Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.”

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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
“Because she outgrew her B-shells!”

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
“A rip-off!”

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
“Beef strokin’ off!”

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends To Make Them Laugh

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends To Make Them Laugh

What did the frustrated cat say?
“Are you kitten me right meow.”

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
“His buns were showing.”

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
“Too many cheetahs”

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
“Prime mates”

What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

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What do you call a pile of cats?
“A meow-tain”

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
“For drizzle”

What kind of cereal do dads like?
“Corn flakes”

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends At School

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends At School

When does a joke stop being funny?
“When it becomes apparent.”

What kind of shoes can fit a lot of feet in them?

Which dinosaur has smaller arms than a T-Rex?
“A thesaurus.”

What’s gray and rocky?
“A rock.”

What do you call the process of aging for snowmen?

Where can you find a grandma in a hurry?

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Why was the torch happy?
“It was lit.”

Why can’t I finish this joke?
“I died.”

Can you call my phone?
“I lost it. Sure, but it’s not going to answer.”

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends When They’re Sad

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends When They're Sad

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?
“Because he had little patients.”

What do you do with a sick boat? 
“Take it to the doc.”

Why was the little strawberry crying?
“His mom was in a jam.”

What do you call a nosy pepper?
“Jalapeño business”

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?
“Oh, snap!”

What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
“Lookin’ a little pail there.”

Kid Friendly Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends Kid Friendly

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

What did one plate say to the other?
“Dinner is on me!”

Why can’t you send a duck to space?
“Because the bill would be astronomical!”

What kind of dog does a magician have?
“A Labracadabrador!”

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
“He puts his PJ-Amazon!”

If you are not so good with humor, I hope these jokes will give you some good ideas and a happy time around your friends. 

Share it with your friends and make them laugh too. Good Luck!

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

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