50+ Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Wishes, Sayings | Free Signs 2024

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You can welcome this holiday season by sharing funny Thanksgiving quotes, wishes, and sayings with your guests and friends over texts.

Moreover, you can use these funny Thanksgiving quotes to smile at your friends and family through Instagram captions.

To make it more fun, I have included funnyturkey quotes and turkey sayings to share jokes and memes for Happy Turkey Day sayings for your turkey pics.

Jump ahead and take a look to find your favorite funny quotes about Thanksgiving signs. Enjoy!

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Here are some of the funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings for a smile by sharing this holiday season. Pick suitable funny Thanksgiving sayings signs.

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“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

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“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

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“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”

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“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”

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“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.”

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“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.”

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“We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.”

“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.”

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries, has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.”

Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”

“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”

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“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.”

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food.”

“Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.”

“Whenever I want to feel thankful, I just look at my Facebook Friends list.”

“I was going to wish you a Happy Turkey Day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.”

“And you can never go wrong with a few funny sayings for Thanksgiving.”

“May your pants stay stretchy, your glasses stay full, and your family avoids talking politics.”

“Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken.”

“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”

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“May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!”

“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime.”

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” Phyllis Diller

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” Rita Rudner

“If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe.” Carl Sagan

“Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” Melanie White

“I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.”

“Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus.” Melanie White

“I don’t eat pumpkin pie. It’s made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that’s just spooky.” Melanie White

Free Funny Thanksgiving Signs | Short 2024

Here are some free funny Thanksgiving signs to share with others this holiday season. Pick suitable funny turkey sayings this Thanksgiving.

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“Leftovers are for quitters.”

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“People who love to eat are always the best people.”

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“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.”

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“Pie makes everybody happy.”

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“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

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“Thanksgiving Day, man—not a good day to be my pants.”

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“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”

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“This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend.”

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“The thing I’m most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.”

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“It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.”

I hope you can find useful funny Thanksgiving quotes, sayings, and wishes to share with your friends, family, and relatives before Thanksgiving day.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes and puns on food, animals, love, and holiday puns to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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