80+ Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines For Guys | Girls | Get Laid | Crush 2022

It’s a match!

Yeah, it’s a match, but what’s next?

How will you start a conversation? Just a hi, will that work? Naah! Not a good option.

You have to show that you are funny, cute, flirty, and naughty all at the same time, and that too in one message.

But how will you do so?

For that, we have a list of the best funny tinder pick up lines to use on girls and guys.

Moreover, you can use funny pick up lines as jokes or funny riddles to make a girl or a guy crush smile.

So, go ahead, and get yourself your best pickup lines for tinder to use on guys and girls to get laid.

Funny Tinder Pick up Lines 2022

Funny Tinder Pick up Lines

“You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?”

“Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.”

“Cough here often?”

“If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?”

“Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Hey, I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too ;).”

“If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”

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“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?”

“On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”

“Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?”

“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

“You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?”

Are you a bank loan?
“Because you have my interest.”

Funny Tinder Pickup Lines For Guys 2022

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines For Guys

“They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”

“Your profile made me stop in my tracks.”

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?”

“I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.”

“What is it that makes you feel like you have finally met the guy of your dream?”

Do you have a job?
“I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”

“Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.”

“I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy”

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“Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!”

“My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.”

“Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?”

“You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?”

Funny Tinder Pickup Lines For Girls 2022

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines For Girls

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

Want a raisin?
“No? Well, how about a date?”

“Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?”

“I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation…”

“If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.”

“What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?’

Are you German?
“I’d like to be Ger-man!”

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Are you a meme?
Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

“If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.”

Are you my phone charger?
“Because without you, I’d die.”

Are you a time traveler?
“Because I see you in my future!”

Are you sugar?
“Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.”

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys 2022

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys

“Hey Boy, It seems you’re a workaholic. Would you like a little distraction?”

“Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!”

“I think you’re a good guy. I want to reserve you for a lifetime. Can I?”

“You are more like that guy, I think of while cuddling my teddy.”

“Please help me out, I’m actually lost in your eyes.”

“Your parents must be great bakers? Because you’re the cutest pie.”

“This place is really getting hot. Do you also think it’s because of both of us?”

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“After we matched, I haven’t taken my hand off the keyboard. Because you’re my type. (Still typing…)”

“Do you also believe in love at first sight?
Or, I’ll have to start it over again.”

“I don’t care whatever your name is, I just want to call you mine.”

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines To Get Laid 2022

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines To Get Laid

“I know you’re as hot as the steam engine. But still, I want to touch you [email protected]

“What are the chances that we will wake up the next morning in the same bed?”

What are your favorite drinks: coffee, beer, wine, or tea?
“Mine is, hot-tea.”

“Make me smile, I dare you. If you successfully do that, I’ll be yours.”

“What a wonderful match. So, are we going to start slow or just jump right in?”

“So, What are your other favorite things besides me?”

“I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?”

“If I were a ballon, would you blow me?”

Wanna go on an ate with me?
“I’ll give you the D later.”

“That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!”

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
“‘Cause you’re a snack!”

“You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.”

“I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?”

“I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.”

“Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?”

I hope these funny tinder pick up lines are worth your time, and you can start a conversation using them.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles and memes on food, love, animals and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

All the best!

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