130+ Funny Xmas Jokes | Cracker | Dad Puns | Silly 2023

Xmas is a chance to indulge in some good old-fashioned shopping and select the ideal gifts for your family, partner, or childhood buddy.

But never forget to include a clever pun or funny Xmas jokes in your Christmas cards if you’re sending them out.

Or make a splash at the business holiday party by making your employees laugh with funny Christmas jokes.

So here is our list of hilarious Xmas jokes for you, or try these memes, trivia, and riddles for any mood or situation.

Have fun with these funny Xmas jokes. Happy holidays..!!!

Funny Xmas Cracker Jokes

Funny Xmas Cracker Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
“A stick.”

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
“Tinselitis!

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow…”

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
“He pulled a cracker.”

What happens to elves when they are naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!”

Why was the turkey in the pop group?
“Because he was the only one with drumsticks!”

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
“He had nobody to go with.”

What do frogs wear on their feet?
“Open toad sandals.”

What athlete is warmest during winter?
“A long jumper.”

What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?
“He got 25 days.”

How is Drake like an elf?
“He spends all his time wrapping.”

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Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
“Beyon-sleigh!”

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
“A mince spy.”

Who delivers presents to pets?
“Santa Paws!”

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
“Ice caps.”

“You snow the drill.”

“Up to snow good.”

“Best in snow.”

“It’s snow joke.”

“I told you snow.”

“It’s ice to meet you.”

“Say it ain’t snow.”

“Snow thank you.”

“As it snow happens.”

“Snow on and snow forth.”

“It takes one to snow one.”

Funny Xmas Dad Jokes

“I’m snow bored.”

“Icy what you did there.”

“He came, he thawed, he conquered.”

“This is snow laughing matter!”

“I only have ice for you.”

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.”

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Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
Because they loose their needles.”

What do you call a reindeer who can’t see?
No-eye deer.”

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
Picking his nose!”

Where does Santa go when he’s sick?
The elf centre.”

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
A mistle-toad.” 

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
A twerky.”

Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.”

Did Rudolph go to school?
Nope! He was elf-taught.”

How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.”

What’s a parent’s favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!”

Which of Santa’s reindeers has the best moves?
Dancer.”

What does Santa spend his wages on?
Jingle Bills.”

“Let’s take an elfie.”

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“I’m elf-taught.”

“Don’t be elfish.”

“He’s an elf-made man.”

“She has high elf-esteem.”

“Treat yo’elf.”

“Let’s get elf-ed up.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”

“Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!”

“Get the elf out of here.”

Funny Xmas Puns

“Resting Grinch face.”

“You sleigh me.”

“Your presents is requested.”

“But wait—there’s myrrh.”

“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

“Hold on for deer life.”

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“The Christmas alphabet has noel.”

“Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”

“Sleigh, what?!”

“The snuggle is real.”

“I love you from head to mistletoe.”

“You’re sleigh-in’ it.”

“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”

“Love at frost sight!”

“Make it rein.”

“Sleigh queen, sleigh.”

“It’s lit.”

“How rude-olf of you.”

“Yule be sorry.”

“I’m pine-ing for you.”

“I have the final sleigh.”

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“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”

“Oh, deer.”

“All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”

“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”

Silly Xmas Jokes

“That look soots you.”

“I’m Claus-trophobic.”

“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”

“Rebel without a Claus.”

“You’re my soul Santa.”

“Time to spruce things up.”

“I’m feelin’ pine.”

“We have great chemis-tree.”

“I’ll never fir-get.”

“These decorations are tree-mendous.”

“Birch, please.”

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“Fir sure.”

“This tree is officially lit AF.”

“Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”

“Can I get a watt watt?”

“Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”

“I love you a whole watt.” 

“A round of Santa-plause, please.”

“Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.”

“Claus I said so!” 

“Stocking up on our favorite holiday treats.I’ve got my ice on you under the mistletoe.”

“Let’s get this gingerbread.”

“I’m s-mitten with you.”

“I can feel the Christmas spirit from my head to my mistletoes!”

“I got my mind set on yule.”

“Everything looks in peppermint condition.”

“You’re my snow angel!”

“Can you feel the chemis-tree between us?”

“I bewreath in the spirit of Christmas.”

“It’s impossibell to not feel festive right now.”

Related: Funny Christmas One Liners Jokes

“Rebel without a Santa Claus.”

“Christmas is always a Claus for celebration.”

“Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents.”

What are Santa’s lucky suits in cards?
“The red suits, of course.”

“It’s a simple case of Claus and effect.”

“I’m Claus-itive this will be a Christmas to remember.”

“Watch where you light the Christmas candles this year—you don’t want Santa to become Krisp Kringle.”

“No need to Claus a scene!”

I hope you had found your best Xmas jokes, share them with your friends and family as well.

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