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Here are some good dad jokes that are suitable for any situation and mood.

Moreover, these dad jokes of all time you can use for family captions and put a smile on everyone’s face.

Of course, we have a huge collection of good dad jokes that feature naughty, flirty, dirty dad jokes, etc for adults as well as kids.

Take a look below and pick suitable dad jokes, memes, and riddles to share with your dad or others and have a fun time. Enjoy!

Best Dad Jokes That Are Little Flirty 2022

Here are some of the best dad jokes flirty to flirt with your love interest (crush, gf, bf, husband, or wife). Pick suitable dad jokes in 2022.

Best Dad Jokes Flirty

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?
“Boyfriend material.”

Did you just come out of the oven?
“Because you’re hot.”

Know what’s on the menu?
“Me ‘n’ u.”

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

Are you a magician?
“Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

Is your dad a boxer?
“Because you’re a knockout!”

Are you a loan?
“Because you sure have my interest!”

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“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

Good Dad Jokes For Adults 2022

Here are good dad jokes for adults you can use in any situation or mood. Pick suitable adult dad jokes.

Dad Jokes For Adults

What do you call the sweat on your father’s balls after he’s had s*x with your cousin?
“Relative humidity.”

“A guy died of a heart attack during s*x and his wife didn’t realize until he didn’t ask for a drink afterward.”

“Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough. Pluto

How do you make your girlfriend scream during s*x?
“Call and tell her about it”.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
“Where you stick the cucumber.”

What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b?
“If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?
“Men don’t care”

What did the guy say when he got caught mast-r-bating to an optical illusion?
“It’s not what it looks like!”

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!”

What did the p*nis say to the v*gina?
“Don’t make me cum in there!”

“My dad only knows masturbation jokes. He says they always cum in handy.”

Husband: “Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
Wife: “Your dick is much bigger than your brother’s.”

Top Rated Dad Jokes You’ve Never Heard 2022

These are unique dad jokes you’ve never heard that can make everyone laugh as well as surprise.

Dad Jokes You've Never Heard

Who is the most lonely billionaire?
“Alone musk.”

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
“Because she wanted to see the task manager.”

“I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.”

“I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.”

What do call a criminal landing an airplane?
“ConDescending.

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”

WAITRESS: Soup or salad?
DAD: “I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.

Why is the divorce rate so high with tennis players?
“To them, Love means nothing.”

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“If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.”

“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
“They’re both Paris sites.”

Did you hear about the circus fire?
“It was in tents!”

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
“I really shouldn’t be spreading it.”

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
“Ba-na-na-naaaa.”

Extremely Dirty Dad Jokes 2022

Here are extreme dirty dad jokes 2022 you can use and have a fun time with. Pick suitable dad jokes dirty for hot and heavy mood or situation.

Dirty Dad Jokes

“Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the V*agra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.”

“It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘f*ck’ to ‘duck.’ You’re still using foul language.”

“My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body. I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now.”

“When two people have s*x, its a 2some. When three people have s*x, its a 3-some. Now I know why people call you handsome.”

“I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous s*x drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.”

“A guy died of a heart attack during s*x and his wife didn’t realize until he didn’t ask for a drink afterward.”

What do you call sweat b**bs?
“Humiditties.”

“A farmer’s wife left him after she found him having s*x with one of the ponies after she went to sleep. It was her worst f*cking nightmare.”

What has two b*tts and kills people?
“An assassin.”

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“A n*ked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.”

How is life like toilet paper?
“You’re either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.”

What did the leper say to the s*x worker?
“Keep the tip.”

What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls?
“A white Christmas!”

Funny Jokes For Adults 2022

funny dad jokes

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. Do you know why?
“Inflation.”

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
“Cause you shouldn’t press your luck.”

“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.”

“My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.”

“I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
“Because he Neverlands.”

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How do celebrities stay cool?
“They have many fans.”

“I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”

You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
“European.”

What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery?
“Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?”

Why would doors do well on social media?
“Everyone looks for their handles.”

What do a p*nis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
“The more you play with it, the harder it gets”.

I hope these good dad jokes are fun enough to make everyone laugh as well as to flirt with someone you crush or love (girlfriend or boyfriend).

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