200+ Halloween Jokes And Riddles | Puns | For Adults & Kids 2021

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Here are some of the spooky and sugary Halloween jokes and riddles for adults and kids for this holiday season.

This is the best time to look silly from outside with Halloween costumes as well as inside with funny Halloween puns and jokes whether you are an adult or a kid.

To help you make everyone laugh around you especially kids then you can use these spooky Halloween jokes full of ghosts, witches, vampires, and pumpkins.

Do not worry as these are mummy-approved clean puns and one-liners on Halloween jokes and riddles.

Moreover, these holiday puns and jokes are perfectly suitable for jokesters, if you are a joker of your family or friend group, then these Halloween jokes and riddles can make the best clown of all time.

Take a look and pick the suitable clean jokes and riddles for Halloween for kids and adults and make everyone laugh. Enjoy!

Halloween Jokes And Riddles For Adults 2021

Halloween Jokes And Riddles

What animal dresses up and howls?
“A wear-wolf.”

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
“He was outstanding in his field.”

Why are cemeteries so popular?
“Everyone’s dying to get in.”

Why was the Witch’s broom late?
“It over-swept.”

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
“Wrap music.”

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
“A trom-bone.”

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
“Your teeth.”

Why are spiders great web developers?
“They like finding bugs.”

Why do vampires always seem sick?
“They’re always coffin.”

What’s scarier than a monster?
“A momster.”

Why are ghosts, such bad liars?
“You can see right through them.”

How does a witch style her hair?
“With scare-spray.”

What do you call two witches who live together?
“Broomates.”

Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends?
“Because they are a pain in the neck.”

What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick or tweet.”

What happens to a vampire in the snow?
“Frostbite.”

What do you call a witch at the beach?
“A sand-witch.”

What kind of monster likes to dance?
“The boogeyman.”

Where do werewolves store their junk?
“A were-house.”

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
“Lake Erie.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
“Ice scream.”

What was the ghost’s favorite band?
“The Grateful Dead.”

How did the vampire marathon end?
“Neck and neck.”

What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?
“A blood vessel.”

Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
“They are too wrapped up in their work.”

Where does Dracula keep his money?
“In a blood bank.”

Why can’t Dracula play baseball?
“He lost his bat.”

What does a ghost keep in his stable?
“Nightmares.”

What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning?
“The dentist.”

What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
“Spare ribs.”

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“Why was the ghost crying? He wanted his mummy.”

Where does the zombie live?
“On a dead-end street.”

What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?
“Life Savers.”

What is a vampire’s favorite dog?
“A bloodhound.”

What room do ghosts avoid?
“The living room.”

What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
“A jock o’ lantern.”

Why do pumpkins do so badly in school?
“Because they had all their brains scooped out.”

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
“They have no hands to knock on the door.”

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
“You look a little sick.”

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
“Ghoul-keeper.”

Why are some ghosts so happy?
“Every shroud has a silver lining.”

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
“He was trying to get ahead in life.”

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
“Fangs-giving!”

What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
“Rice Creepies.”

Where do ghosts go on holidays?
“The Boohamas.”

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
“Day-scare.”

What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
“Let’s stop in for a cool one.”

What goes “ha-ha-ha-ha-ha” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing?
“A monster laughing its head off!”

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
“Because there are so many plots there!”

Halloween Joke And Riddles For Kids 2021

Halloween Joke And Riddles For Kids

What do ghosts eat for supper?
“Spooketi”

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
“Hope it’s Halloween!!”

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.”

What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
“Trike or Treat”?

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
“A plumpkin.”

What room does a ghost not need?
“A living room!”

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
“Because you can see right through them!”

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
“His “ghoul” friend!”

Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
“Because he wears a size “S”.”

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
“Shamboo!”

What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
“A sandwich!”

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
“A nectarine!”

What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
“I scream!”

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
“When you’re a mouse.”

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?
“A cocker poodle boo.”

What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
“Scarespray!”

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
“Boo-Jeans.”

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
“Because they have a lot of spirit.”

What did one owl say to the other owl?
“Happy Owl-ween!”

What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
“A fence.”

What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in humans?”

What do vampires take when they are sick?
“Coffin drops!”

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
“Count Quackula!”

What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
“Booberry pie!”

Where do ghosts buy their food?
“At the ghost-ery store!”

What street does a vampire live on?
“A dead end!”

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
“Because everyone was a goblin!”

How do ghosts like their eggs?
“Terror-fried.”

What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
“Ahh BOO!”

Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
“Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!”

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Where did the ghost go on vacation?
“The BOO-hamas!”

What did the ghost say to his wife?
“You look so BOOtiful.”

What did the little ghost say to his mom?
“I’ve got a boo boo.”

How do you make a witch itch?
“Take away her W.”

Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
“Frankenstein because Dracula sucks.”

Why did the Cyclops close his school?
“Because he only had one pupil.”

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
“GHOULgle!”

What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
“A wide scream TV.”

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
“Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!”

What is a witch’s favourite food?
“Goulash.”

What did the vampire say to his wife?
“Your neck looks slimmer.”

What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
“A cockatoo!”

What is the problem with two twin witches?
“You never know which witch is which!”

Who did Dracula take to the movies?
“His GHOUL friend.”

What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
“French FRIGHTS!”

What do you read on Halloween?
“BOO-ks”

Where did the baby ghost sit?
“In a BOOster seat!”

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
“The trombone.”

What did the skeleton say after dinner?
“Everything I eat goes right through me!”

What do you do when you see a ghost?
“Run away of course!”

Why did the vampire give up acting?
“Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.”

What did the skeleton say before a meal?
“Bone appetite!”

What does a wolf say on Halloween?
“Happy HOWLoween!”

What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
“A crummy mummy.”

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
“Rap!”

Who does Frankenstein invite to his party? 
“Anyone he can gobble up!”

Why don’t you eat ghosts?
“They’ll go right through you.”

What do skeletons say at the front door?
“Crick or creak!”

What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
“Being her broom.”

What do ghosts wear on their feet?
“BOOts.”

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How do phantoms travel?
“Ghost to ghost.”

Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
“Because there was a dog on the other side.”

Why did the skeleton go scuba diving? 
“Because he wanted to get some muscles!”

What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
“A flying Band-Aid.”

What song do vampires hate?
“Here Comes The Sun!”

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
“Tickle its funnybone!”

What did the skeleton order with his drink?
“A mop.”

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
“Auld Fang Syne!”

Where do ghosts buy their food?
“At the GHOSTery Store.”

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
“They have no organs.”

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
“A Blood Orange.”

What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
“The actors get stage fright.”

What does Frankenstein’s wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
“MONSTERizer!”

Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
“Because they couldn’t find their bats.”

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a goblin?
“I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good to me!”

Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
“A scare centre!”

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
“Because he had no guts.”

What do witches call for in a hotel room?
“Broom service.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
“Frostbite.”

What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch?
“Life Savers.”

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What do you call candy corn?
“Pumpkin poop!”

Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
“His ghoul friend.”

Why do people like vampires so much?
“Because they are FANGtastic!”

What school subject is a witch good at?
“Spelling.”

Why did Dracula go to the library?
“He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!”

Halloween Jokes And Puns 2021

Halloween Jokes And Puns

“Squad ghouls.”

“Creep it real.”

“Life is gourd.”

“Trick or treat yo’ self.”

“Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Happy Howl-oween.”

“Too cute to spook.”

“Howl you doin’?”

“Witchful thinking.”

“Whoo ghost there?”

“Witch, please.”

“Bone to be wild.”

“Lazy bones.”

“Bone appetit!”

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”

“Hey boo-tiful.”

“Fa-boo-lous!”

“Have a fang-tastic Halloween.”

“Hello gourd-geous.”

“Eat, drink, & be scary.”

“Spooktacular.”

“Boo-yah.”

“Goblin candy all night.”

“Ghouls just want to have fun.”

“You’ve got me under your spell.”

“You’re just my (blood) type.”

“Don’t be corny.”

“A scare is born.”

“More boos, please.”

“Tricks or it didn’t happen.”

“Fangtastic.”

“Hallow-queen of Halloween.”

“Howl you doin’, good lookin’?”

“A scare is born tonight!”

“A bag of tricks and treats.”

“Have a spook-tacular Halloween!”

“Orange you excited for Halloween?”

“Come as you aren’t.”

“Love at first bite.”

“Vampires are a pain in the neck.”

“My costume is eerie-sistible.”

“Having a howling good time!”

“Fangs for the memories.”

“Happy Hallo-weenie!”

“Time to get this party startled!”

“Bat to the bone.”

“Orange you excited for Halloween?”

“Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Hello, gourd-geous.”

“Life is gourd.”

“Lift your spirits!”

“Mummy of the year.”

“Too cute to spook.”

“Trick or tequila.”

Halloween Jokes And Riddles Printables 2021

Halloween Jokes And Riddles Printables
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I hope these Halloween jokes and riddles are useful to share with your family, friends, and people in your communities this holiday season vacation.

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