Knocking on the door is a joy in the middle of the night will be a reason for joy and fun as the holiday season has come.
To have fun with friends, kids, or adults, here I have compiled the best Halloween Knock knock jokes which are just as effective as any other kind of humor if you know how to use knock knock puns.
These Halloween jokes feature dirty and creepy jokes on ghosts, candies, witches, dark humor, and many more to have a fun holiday.
Hopefully, these knock knock Halloween jokes for adults are all treats — and that’s no trick to use when trick or treating tonight.
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Dirty Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Adults 2024
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woz.
Woz who?
Up your wazoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me h*rny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I AM NOT A POO! HOW DARE YOU.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School your @ss.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A$$hole!
A$$hole who!
Open the door and find out, a$$hole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
F*ck you said.
F*ck you said who?
“Me!”
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some a$$hole talking to a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Bullsh*tter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(S*xy voice) Who would you like it to be?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re just in time to hear me f@rt!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben down and lick my boots!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
Gladiator during the 3-some.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo?
Boo who?
Stop crying, you p*ssy. It’s just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
I like the view from bee-hind you.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and lets Joe!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second, who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the girls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima Reilly.
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you n*ked later.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your P00?! Gross!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da hoe? No! You da hoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have a c0nd0m handy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not your wife.
Knock, knock.
Come in.
God damn it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita take a shit!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan!
Khan who?
Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup!
Pileup who (pile of poo)?
Ewwwwwww.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben hur up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure, don’t know what for.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta, who?
Pasta beer, a$$hole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Fine, fine, Aldo you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your b*tt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not until we have a serious discussion about birth c*ntrol.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest br*asts I’ve ever seen.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this @ffair from your husband?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry… it’s just my Halloween costume!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me my Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad Halloween Knock Knock joke!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive your Halloween costume!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a zombie!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?
Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?
Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very scary haunted house!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door! Gimme some candy!
Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Bet you’re Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already.
I’m drowning!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda. Gouda who?
Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette you finish.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Linda. Linda who?
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am. I am who?
I am who is knocking. Who are you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I. O.
I. O. who?
Me. When are you paying me back?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later.
It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah. Yah who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water. Water who?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
I hope these Halloween knock knock jokes let you and your friends enjoy as much as I enjoyed compiling them for you.
For more ideas, you can check out these puns and jokes on food, animals, and love for more fun.