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Father’s Day is the best time to have fun and enjoy with the guy who makes you laugh all the time.

Therefore, here are some handpicked funny happy Father’s Day 2024 memes you can share with your daddy.

Remember, all dads try to remember to crack these cheesiest and most funny dad jokes at the right moments to make you laugh.

Now it’s your turn to make him laugh or right a Father’s Day gift card with suitable inappropriate jokes, memes, and riddles to have a fun time with him.

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Awesome Happy Father’s Day Memes 2024

Here are funny Father’s Day memes to share with your dad and others to have a fun time.

Dad, did you get a haircut?
“No, I got them all cut!”

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”

Dad, can you put the cat out?
“I didn’t know it was on fire.”

“My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”

“I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!”

“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke‘ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”

When does a joke become a dad joke?
“When it becomes apparent.”

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes?
“They just want to help you become a groan up.”

Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards?
“His kid asked him to sit on the deck.”

“My kid gave me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.”

“I’ll call you later.”
Don’t call me later, call me Dad.

“Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

“Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Son: No. What happened?
Dad: The teacher woke him up.”

“I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”

Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
“In case they get a hole in one.”

MOM: How do I look?
“DAD: With your eyes.”

“KID: Dad, make me a sandwich!
DAD: Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

“SERVER: Sorry about your wait.
DAD: Are you saying I’m fat?”

“When you ask a dad if he’s alright: No, I’m half left.”

“SON: Hands my Dad his 50th birthday card,
DAD: You know, one would have been enough.”

WAITRESS: Soup or salad?
“DAD: I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”

NURSE: Blood type?
“DAD: Red.”

What’s the difference between a “dad joke” and a “bad joke?”
“The direction of the first letter.”

Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well, it may have choked Artie, but it won’t choke Dad!

Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?

Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?
Dad: About two pounds.

Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner — it’s 90 degrees!

Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
“No sun.”

Inappropriate Father’s Day Memes 2024

“I asked my dad for filthy dad jokes but he was too old to keep them coming.”

What do you call the sweat on your father’s balls after he’s had s*x with your cousin?
“Relative humidity.”

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
“Where’s popcorn?”

“After the divorce my dad ended up just like how he has dessert: no custardy.”

How do fathers exercise on the beach?
“By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

“My dad only knows m@sturb@tion jokes. He says they always cum in handy.”

How do you know your dad is planning for the future?
“He buys two cases of beer instead of one”

Why don’t some fathers have a mid-life crisis?
“They’re stuck in adolescence.”

“My dad always used to say: If your s*x doll starts leaking, it’s not sick, it’s full.”

What do you call the father you walk all over?
“Stepdad”

What is fathers day?
“The day in June when a father remembers he hasn’t yet paid the bills for Mother’s Day.”

What do you call a dad who loves you no matter what?
“Mom”

I hope you have found these good dad jokes and happy Father’s Day memes fun enough to make your papa laugh and people around.

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