75 Best Holiday Jokes For Kids | Christmas | New year | 2022

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The holiday season is without jokes for kids is no fun and incomplete.

The winter season in December is full of festivals, whether it’s Thanksgiving, New year or Christmas jokes.

Here I have gathered the best holiday jokes for kids that are funny, silly, smart to make them laugh out loud when they hear them.

Also, these are completely clean jokes, you can allow them to read all alone as these holiday jokes are kids friendly.

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Clean Holiday Jokes For Kids 2022

Clean Holiday Jokes For Kids

What do you call a sleeping bull?
“Bulldozer!”

What’s a cat’s favourite food?
“Mice bubbles!”

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
“HDMI”

What is a room with no walls?
“A mushroom!”

What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
“Mice-cream!”

What do you call a guy who’s really loud?
“Mike!”

Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East, and?
“Sandy of course!”

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
“She had no arms!”

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What do you call two bananas on the floor?
“Slippers!”

A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived?
“Married couples!”

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
“Because he was outstanding in his field!”

What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
“Stairs!”

How much did the shopkeeper sell his dead batteries for?
“Nothing, they were free of charge!”

Why can’t you ever trust atoms?
“Because they make up everything!”

School Holiday Jokes For Kids 2022

School Holiday Jokes For Kids

Where did the ghast go for his holiday?
“Nether-land”

Where do bees go on holiday?
“Stingapore and Beejing!”

What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?
“Stuffing”

What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?
“Swan Lake.”

How does Santa stay healthy during the holidays?
“He practices elf-care.”

Where do LEGO people go on holiday?
“The Czech RepuBRICK!”

Where does a robot go on holiday?
‘Wireland”

Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
“Because of all of the wrappings.”

Why do robots take holidays?
“To recharge their batteries!”

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Why do holiday trees make your home so nice?
“They really spruce the place up.”

Why is St. Patrick’s day most frog’s favorite holiday?
“Because they are already wearing green”

What happened when the Christmas tree’s bank was closed?
“It started another branch.”

Why aren’t Christmas trees good at sewing?
“They drop their needles.”

What did the snowman say before he went exploring?
“I shall boldly go where snowman has gone before.”

What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
“A pointsetter!”

Funny & Silly Christmas Holiday Jokes For Kids 2022

Silly Christmas Holiday Jokes For Kids

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!”

What did the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday?
“Thanks, I’ll never part with this!”

What do you call Santa on a foggy night?
“Lost Claus.”

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone?
“The second telephone!”

What did the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday?
“Thanks, I’ll never part with this!”

What happened when Elsa went to the bathroom?
“She let it go.”

What’s the best name for a dreidel?
“Clay.”

What do you call an artificial tree?
“Faux fir.”

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Why didn’t the dreidel feel well?
“It was having dizzy spells.”

How can you tell which car is Santa’s?
“By the hood ornament.”

What hand should you use to light the menorah?
“Neither, you should use a candle.”

What happens if Santa’s sleigh goes too fast?
“He holds on for deer life.”

How do you make a ginger-bed?
“With cookie sheets.”

What were the Little Drummer Boy’s three little sisters named?
“Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 1234 …”

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
“Indepen-dance!”

Where do Christmas trees go to learn?
“Elemen-tree school.”

What is an elf’s favorite food?
“Elfabet soup!”

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What do you name a baby girl born on Christmas?
“Carol.”

What kind of cars do elves like to drive?
“Toy-otas.”

Smart Christmas Jokes On Holiday 2022

Smart Christmas Jokes On Holiday

How many months have 28 days?
“All of them!”

Why does Hanukkah only last 8 days?
“Because 7 ate 9.”

Where would you find an elephant?
“The same place you lost him!”

What’s white and can’t climb trees?
“A fridge!”

How do you talk to a giant?
“Use BIG words!”

What did the elf learn in school?
“The elf-abet!”

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What comes at the end of Christmas?
“The letter S.”

Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite actress?
“Judy Garland!”

What do you call a toy soldier?
“An elf-made man [or woman].”

What does Santa use to help him walk?
“A candy cane.”

What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
“The Christmas alphabet has no-el.”

What’s brown and sticky?
“A stick!”

Why was the belt arrested?
“Because it was holding up some pants!”

What did the ghost call her Mum and Dad?
“Her transparents!”

Why don’t you ever see giraffes in primary school?
“Because they’re all in high school!”

What gets wetter the more it dries?
“A towel!”

Holiday Kids Christmas Jokes and Riddles 2022

Holiday Kids Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
“It doesn’t have legs.”

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
“Crisp Kringle.”

What do you call Santa Claus when he has no money?
“Saint Nickel-less (Nicholas).”

What is Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal?
“Frosted Flakes.”

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
“Looks like rain, dear.”

What kind of bug hates Christmas?
“A humbug.”

What do elves learn in school?
“The elf-abet.”

Which elf was the best singer?
“ELFis Presley.”

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Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly” wood!”

Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
“A stocking.”

How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
“Fleece Navidad!”

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
“A subordinate clause.”

Why does Santa have three gardens?
“So he can go HOE HOE HOE.”

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
“Silent Night.”

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
“A puddle!”

Where does a snowman keep his money?
“In a snow bank.”

I hope these holiday jokes for kids are a fun activity on Christmas eve, New Year’s eve, or any other winter festival.

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, and love to get you more ideas that suit different moods or situations.

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