60+ I Love You Knock Knock Jokes | Flirty | Dirty | Him-Her | Girl | Guy 2022

If you love jokes, you definitely love knock knock puns.

As it is said, “humor is the best way to showcase yourself, especially your romantic side”.

You can impress anyone by showing them your humor and making them fall in love with you.

But everyone’s sense of humor and jokes is not so perfect, right?

So, that’s why we are here to help you with some naughty, dirty, and flirty I love you knock knock jokes to flirt with a guy or a girl. 

Pick suitable knock knock jokes to romance him or her differently. Enjoy!

I Love You More Knock Knock Jokes

I Love You More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
I love you berry much.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion. Lion who?
I am not lion about how much I love you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love you!
I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil love you forever.

Flirty Reply To Knock Knock Jokes

Flirty Reply To Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you soon, right?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a whole lot.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little love right now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is yours, darling.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’ll be your Boo.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anime!
Anime who?
Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

I Love You Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Her

Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Her

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joker.
Joker who?
If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I’ll love you for butter or worse.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you, always.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana. Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette you steal my heart

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza my heart!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thyme.
Thyme who?
I have the best thyme of my life with you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Board.
Board who?
Are you board of me yet?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’ll be Colin you mine forever.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maine.
Maine who?
You Maine everything to me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?

Flirty Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Flirty Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me h*rny.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus

Knock Knock.
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste

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Knock knock.
who’s there?
Toot toot,
Toot toot who?
No one, I was actually just motorboating.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who, OK but just this once

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Willie, Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?

Knock knock.
who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Fire!, fire who?
It’s not that bad,  I just need someone to blow me.

If you are not so good with puns to flirt, hopefully, this can be helpful for you.

Each of these I love you knock knock jokes and puns has been hand picked with care so that you and the people around you can laugh.

You can also check our other jokes pages. Have fun!

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

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