70+ Dirty Inappropriate Knock Knock Jokes For Adults | GF | BF 2024

Dirty and inappropriate jokes are loved by our youth, especially when it is knock knock jokes.

People use it at their workplace, with friends, lovers, or sometimes even with strangers.

Also when it comes to pick up lines, what can be better than dirty knock knock jokes for adults?

Below we have collected these funny inappropriate knock knock jokes, read them, use them, and have fun.

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Inappropriate Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Dill,
Dill who?
Dill Dough.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Taj,
Taj who?
Taj Maddick.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my lips for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch..

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita Colo
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Salt,
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Your Boyfriend

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to wipe my bottom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be naked with you right now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy Data.
Izzy Data who?
Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
the waitress,
the waitress who,
I just needed the tip.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana feel you up, baby.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Someone.
Someone who?
Someone who will get you laid.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who,
OK but just this once.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tex,
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat, Pat who?
Pat Myas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead.

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Girlfriend

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
You…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nutz?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Oxlong.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
fire!
fire who?
It’s not that bad, I just need someone to blow me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes Pick Up Lines

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my lips for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita,
Anita who?
Anita P. Ness.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Erik,
Erik who?
Erik Shawn

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
excuse me,
excuse me who,
nevermind, I’ll just pull out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!

We know, not everyone has perfect humor, and we can’t do anything about that, but with us, you can have a good amount of jokes, at least.

Use them to make your life a bit spicy and fun.