100+ Best January Jokes, Riddles & Memes | Winter | Adults | Dad | 2024

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January is the month that ends the holiday season, this month keeps the family together for the last few days.

Therefore, here I have compiled some of the best and most funny January jokes, puns, riddles, and memes January to crack at your dinner table or get-together.

Moreover, these January puns feature jokes on winter, dad, adults, snow, etc.

Take a look below and pick suitable Januaryadult jokes for your boyfriend/girlfriend, that are appropriate for the winter season.

Or share these jokes with your crush over messages or Instagram DMs to start a conversation.

January Jokes And Riddles 2024

January Jokes And Riddles

What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?

dad jokes about snow

Where do you find Google during January?
“The Winternet.”

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What do mountains wear to keep warm?

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Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
“He had the chills”

What was the hypocondriaque’s New Years Resolution?
“To lose wait…”

What is the most common New Years resolution?

What did the Blue-Ray Disc announce on December 31st?
“His hi-rez-olutions.”

What new year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?
“To travel more…”

What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more?
“Put the subtitles on your TV.”

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How can you be more efficient with New Year’s Resolutions?
“Make a copy of your list so you can pull it out again every year.”

How did Jack Frost get to work on New Year’s Day?
“By icicle.”

What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
“A cold.”

Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?
“Her Janufairy Godmother.”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy who?
Icy a January snow storm coming!

What do you have in December that you don’t have in January?
“The letter D…”

What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Day?
“She got 12 months!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes who?
Dish is the coldest January ever.

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What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
“A sad candy cane.”

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a carrot in his nose?
“Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.”

What is an angry polar bear’s favorite food?
“A “brrr” “grrr”!”

How do you scare a snowman?
“Point a hair dryer at him!”

Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?
“Because they’re afraid of Wales!”

I am giving up drinking alcohol for the month of January.
“Edit: I am giving up. Drinking alcohol for the month of January”

What’s Joe doing until January 20th?
“BIDEN his time”

Vladimir Putin has announced that he will be resigning as the President of Russia in January
“He Putin his two month notice”

If january threw a parade would february march?
“no but april may!”

Going 20 years sober on January 5th!
“It will be 20 years since I last had a drink on the 5th of January. I drink on all of the other days.”

The first thing I’m gonna say on January 1, 2021 is…
“Hindsight is 2020.”

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There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September
“It’s the dictionary”

What do trump and a Christmas tree both have in common ?
“They both get thrown out in January”

Everyone in 2020: this is the worst year ever, I can’t wait for 2021
“January 2021: U.S. Capitol building attacked, Hank Aaron dead, Larry King dead”

January Puns, Riddles, And Jokes 2024

January Puns

What is the best thing about January?
“There are no charismas carollers.”

What do you say on January 1st?
“Oh, 2021 seems like yesterday.”

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Where is dry January very much successful?

January Jokes One Liners2024

January Jokes One Liners

Why did your friend stay sober the entire month of January?
“Because he needed to sober up for his new year resolutions.”

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Why won’t you quit all your bad habits this January?
“Nobody loves quitters.”

What would you prefer to have for breakfast on a freezing January morning?

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Why did he put the 2022 calendar in the freezer over New Year’s Eve?
” He wanted to start the year in a cool way.”

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What did the cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?
“Happy New Cheer!”

What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Day?
“She got 12 months!”

What was dog’s New Year’s resolution?
“Woof… and he really means it this year.”

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What’s the easiest resolution to keep?
“This year, I’m going to be myself!”

What was the Amityville Priest’s resolution for the new year?
“To exorcise more.”

What was the towel’s new year resolution?
“Find a new way to dry-it (diet)”

What was the motivated lazy person’s new year’s resolution?
“To procrastinate more…”

What’s a New Years resolution?
“A to-do list… for the first week of January.”

Funny January Jokes2024

Funny January Jokes

What was your lazy friend’s new year’s resolution?
“To keep on procrastinating.”

What do you understand by new year’s resolutions?
“It is a simple to-do list for the first week of the year.”

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What is on your new year’s resolutions list?
“Nothing new I just copied last year’s resolutions.”

Do you know the most straightforward resolution to accomplish this year?
“Last year’s resolution that was not accomplished.”

January Knock Knock Jokes2024

January Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double who?

I hope these utterly funny January jokes end your holiday season with a pleasant and jolly mood. And you get back to your college and work refreshed.

Moreover, check out these memes and riddles on food, love, and animals to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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