45+ Silly Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes For Family | Funny | Clean | 2022

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Christmas is one of the most celebrated holidays of the year, as you get to spend quality time with your loved ones especially kids.

One of the best ways to engage your little ones is by sharing kids friendly Christmas jokes and riddles.

Make them laugh and be a part of their Christmas winter evening.

Moreover, you ask them to read out holiday funny jokes to you or others at the Christmas eve dinner or party.

Take a look below and pick your favorite clean and silly kids friendly Christmas jokes that can also be used as memes. Enjoy!

Silly Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes For Holiday Evening 2022

Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes For Holiday Evening

How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
“Nurse them back to elf!”

Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes

What do snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
“A Chill Pill!”

What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
“Cookie sheets!”

What happened to those who stole a Christmas calendar?
“He got 12 months”

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
“A pineapple!”

What did one snowman say another snowman?
“You’re cool!”

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
“A snowball!”

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
“Chick to chick!”

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
“Snow!”

Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
“It had no legs!”

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh ?
“Santa walking backward!”

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In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
“EVERY year!”

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
“RUDE-olph!”

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
“Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!”

Why did the turkey join the band?
“Because he had the drum sticks!”

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
“Because it was Decembrrrrr!”

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
“The letter Y!”

What does an elf study in school?
“The elfabet.”

What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
“Moo-years Day.”

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
“North-pole vaulting.”

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What should you give your parents at Christmas?
“A list of what you want.”

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
“Elephanta Claus.”

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
“He refers to his calen-deer.”

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
“A snowball.”

What did one snowman say another snowman?
“You’re cool.”

How do chickens dance at a holiday party?
“Chick to chick.”

What falls but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
“Ice Krispy Treats”

Funny Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes For Family 2022

Funny Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes For Family

What’s different about the Christmas alphabet?
“It has no L (noel)!!”

Funny Kids Friendly Christmas Jokes

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
“Silent Night !!”

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
“It’s finally Christmas, (pause) Eve!”

How do Christmas angels greet each other?
“Halo!”

What is Santa’s primary language?
“North Polish!!”

Why did the couple get hitched on the 24 of December?
“So they could have a married Christmas!!”

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
“A mince spy!!”

What should you give your parents at Christmas?
“A list of what you want!!”

Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
“Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone!!”

What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? 
“Santa Claus rolling down the hill.”

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
“So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!

What do grizzly bears drape on their Christmas trees?
“Grrr-land.”

If the end of the year is on 31 December, what is the end of Christmas?
“The letter ‘s’.”

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
“In the Dictionary.”

I hope these Christmas kids friendly jokes are a fun activity with your family to make a memorable Christmas evening.

Those memories will always be a part of your kids for the rest of their life.

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, and love to get more ideas that suit different moods or situations.

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