100+ Best Knock Knock Jokes To Start A Conversation With A Girl | Guy Crush 2024

Funny knock knock jokes are more complicated than you can imagine, but it is a great way to start a conversation.

Whether you want to impress your girlfriend, boyfriend, crush, or friend, use these knock knock pick up lines, jokes anywhere with anyone.

So, for you, we have collected a list of naughty, dirty, and adult jokes, so that you can make a perfect first impression.

Take a look below and pick suitable knock knock jokes to start a conversation with a girl or a guy smoothly.

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Knock Knock Jokes To Start A Conversation With A Girl | Guy

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you wanna dance?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not on my phone’s contacts list?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go get lunch?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, you stunning.

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch..

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dill,
Dill who?
Dill Dough.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Taj,
Taj who?
Taj Maddick.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my lips for you.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There ain’t no more.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Hey, don’t cry!
Moo.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Time-travelling cow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

Knock-Knock Cheese Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey Who?
Dewey have to knock again for you to let us in?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water
Water Who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howdy
Howdy Who?
Howdy I get in?
The doorknob is stuck!

Dirty Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita,
Anita who?
Anita P. Ness.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Erik,
Erik who?
Erik Shawn

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job.

Knock Knock Jokes For Sick Person

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddyfingers!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue your nose!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God bless you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donch.
Donch who?
Donch you have a dentist to go to!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Burns.
Burns who?
Burns me up!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Callas.
Callas who?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!

Knock knock.
Who’s there !
Eddy.
Eddy who ?
Eddy idea how to cure this cold!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel sick!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Edith.
Edith who?
Edith, it’ll make you feel better!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Enza.
Enza who?
I opened the door and Influenza.

I hope these knock-knock jokes can help you in making your first move, exciting and impressive.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

All the best!