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The best part about naughty knock knock jokes is that they are unpredictable but funny.

It is an innocent way to approach your lover.

Whether on a holiday or a normal day, these dirty knock knock jokes for adults can be used anyway to set your mood up.

Here we are providing you with the best set of dirty jokes which are too cunning to impress anyone.

Inappropriate Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Her

Naughty Knock Knock Jokes For Her

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A yam. 
A yam who?
A yam so wet for you right now.

Knock Knock
Who’s there? 
Amanda squeeze.
Amanda squeeze who?
You want amanda squeeze you all night?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin. 
Justin who?
You’re justin time to see me str*p for you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana. 
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss you all over.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who? 
Ivan to do something naughty with you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
[S*xy voice:] Who would you like it to be?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour of you, n@ked.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be n@ked with you right now.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida Comfort.
Ida Comfort who?
Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.

Knock Knock
Who’s there? 
Disguise. 
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
Juicy that lady’s rack?

Naughty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults Dirty Edition

Naughty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
master,
master who?
master baiter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim j0b.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy Data.
Izzy Data who?
Izzy Data test t-u-b-e in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
fire!
fire who?
It’s not that bad,
I just need someone to blow me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that b00ty.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
the seamstress,
the seamstress who?
I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry An*s.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
Gladiator during that 3-some.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the m*ssionary p0sition

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Your Boyfriend

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Your Boyfriend

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who? 
Al let you touch my b00ty if you open this door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
When where. 
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs? 
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs n*des?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jamaican. 
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me h0rny.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phil. 
Phil who?
Phil McCrackin.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange. 
Orange who?
Orange you excited to see me n@ked later?

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Your Girlfriend

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Girlfriend

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana. 
Iguana who?
Iguana feel you up, baby.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream. 
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for you all night long.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo. 
Boo who?
Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ike Anne. 
Ike Anne who?
Ike Anne rock your world, baby.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl. 
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baghdad. 
Baghdad who?
I’d love to see you B@ghdad @ss up.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozer. 
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh G. Rection.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an ad*ltress.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tess,
Tess who?
Tess Tickles.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr.

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes Pick Up Lines

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes Pick Up Lines

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa. 
Lisa who? 
Lisa you could do is help me get these pants 0ff.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
King Yvonne.
King Yvonne who?
Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boss bank.
Boss bank who?
Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll show you.

Knock Knock
who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
You…

If you are not so perfect with your humor, but you want to impress your lover, use these naughty knock knock jokes, and make them, your fan.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

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