70+ Best November Dad Jokes | Thanksgiving | Turkey 2022

The holiday season starts with the arrival of November

And we all are looking forward to having a fun time and a delicious meal with friends and family, during Thanksgiving dinner.

However, it’s not easy to make everyone laugh around you, especially at Thanksgiving to keep the guests entertained when you are a host.

Don’t worry, here are some of the best November dad jokes to lighten the mood on the Thanksgiving get-togethers!

Pick suitable November jokes that include dad jokes, thanksgiving and turkey jokes, memes, riddles, and trivia to entertain people around you.

Take a look below and have fun! Happy Thanksgiving!

November Dad Jokes

November Dad Jokes

Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
“The nearest doc.”

If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
“The Scholar Ships.”

How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
“They waved.”

How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
“On the Mooooo-flower.”

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
“Have peck-nics!”

Why was the Mayflower sailor put in a time-out?
“He was naughty-cal.”

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Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing!”

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
“Because everything is marked down after the holidays.”

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
“Twerk-ey!”

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”

What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
“Plymouth.”

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
“Puritan.”

What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
“Thanks-taking.”

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
“May flour.”

How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?
“Tide!”

What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
“Pil-grimace.”

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What do comedians call thanksgiving?
“Pranks-giving.”

What do pilgrims learn in school?
“Pilgrammar.”

What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
“Fangs-giving.”

Where did the first corn come from?
“The stalk brought it.”

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a hill?
“An eggroll.”

What showed us how much the Mayflower liked America?
“The way it hugged the shore.”

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!”

What did the Mayflower sailors play when they were bored?
Cards – because they always have a deck.”

What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?
A Pilgraham.”

Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
Because his belt buckle was on his hat.”

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack, Quack, Quack.”

Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.”

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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving
The letter G!”

What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
Pilgram.”

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.”

What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
Pilgrim Reaper.”

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.”

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.”

If there were still Pilgrims alive today, what would they be famous for?
Their age!”

What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?
Pilgranny.”

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
Where’s pop corn?”

What smells the best on Thanksgiving?
Your nose.”

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Har-VEST.”

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What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common?
One has goblins, the other has gobblers.”

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.”

 What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash”

Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!”

Turkey Dad Jokes

Turkey Dad Jokes

Where can you find a turkey that doesn’t have legs?
On the Thanksgiving dinner table.”

What did the turkey say to the computer when it had to search for something urgently? “Google, google, google.”

What kind of music gadgets does turkey use at the Turkey day feast?
“Drumsticks.”

Why can’t a turkey eat anything on the last Thursday of November?
“Because it is always stuffed.”

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
“Because it was suspected of fowl play.”

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What type of key can never open doors?
“A tur-key.”

What will you call the ghost of a turkey?
“A poultry-geist.”

What type of dessert does a turkey have at the Turkey Day feast?
“Peach Gobbler.”

What happened to the corn that got complimented at the dinner?
“Popped.”

How long does it take to eat one slice of pumpkin pie?
“3,14 seconds.”

Why are pilgrims’’ pants always too loose?
“Because they always wear buckles on their hats.”

What did the dad say when his family told him to stop making lame jokes about cold turkeys?
“I can’t quit cold turkey.”

If a large turkey is called a gobbler, what would you call a baby turkey?
“A goblet.”

What do you call depressed cranberries?
“Blueberries.”

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
“Your teeth!”

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Why did cranberries go red?
“They saw turkey dressing.”

Why did cranberries turn into blueberries?
“Someone was mean towards them.”

I hope you had fun reading and sharing these thanksgiving dad jokes with your friends and others.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, trivia, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations on thanksgiving.

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