100+ Best November Jokes | No Nut | Funny | Clean | Adults | Seniors | Kids 2024

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When it’s November, we know we are going to talk about Thanksgiving turkey and the month of Fall.

Thanksgiving is a day for gathering with loved ones and eating as much food as one can but it’s hard to wait until everything is ready.

These November jokes can be shared among your friends and family to help pass the time.

Moreover, these jokes about November include jokes for kids, adults, seniors, dad, no nut November jokes, etc to make everyone laugh and have fun!

Pick suitable November jokes, memes, riddles, and trivia to have a fun holiday season this winter.

Take a look below. Happy November..!!

No Nut November Jokes Funny Edition

No Nut November Jokes

Here are some of the famous and useful no nut November jokes funny edition to have a fun time with everyone.

“I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.”               

“Man, if you thought No Nut November was bad… Wait until No Net December.”

What happens when you fail at No Nut November?

What’s worse than no nut in November?
“No net December. Defend net neutrality.”

“First, we had No Nut November… Now we have No Net December.”

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“I fed this kid peanut and he almost died. I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.”

“Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November You just can’t let anyone cashew.”

“Who will survive no nut november the longest? The people with a severe nut allergy.”

“I’ve heard Dunkin Donuts is going to be the official sponsor of no nut November. Their name will be Dunkin Nonuts for a month.”

Why is it difficult to follow no nut November?
“Well, it gets increasingly ‘hard’ as the days pass by.”

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“I hate that it’s already no nut November I’m going to have to jack it a whole lot to keep my mind off of cashews…”                  

“You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February.”               

Funny November Jokes

Funny November Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”

If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
“The Scholar Ships.”

Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
“The nearest doc.”

How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
“They waved.”

How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
“On the Mooooo-flower.”

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What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
“May flour.”

How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?

What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?

What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?

What do comedians call thanksgiving?

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What do pilgrims learn in school?

What do vampires call Thanksgiving?

Clean November Jokes

November Jokes Clean

Why was the music fan’s ears ringing?
“He just got through Rock-tober!”

Why did the star explode during Autumn?
“IT was Super Nova-mber.”

What’s the most negative month of the year?

What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November?
“All Saints Day!”

What do lawyers wear in November?

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Why are trees so care free and easy going?
“Because every fall, they let loose.”

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

What is the cutest season of the year?

Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
“It’s peelings were hurt.”

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
“He was outstanding in his field.”

How do you fix a gourd?
“With a pumpkin patch.”

What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
“Good-pie everyone.”

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When is an orange not an orange?
“When it’s a pumpkin.”

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Clean November Jokes For Seniors

November Jokes For Seniors

What is the most popular college in November?
“The Electoral College.”

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
“It cracked it up.”

What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for?
“Early Voting”

How did the poll worker get everyone to work together?
She delegates.”

How did the US flag greet the Canadian flag?
“It waved.”

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Why does Mississippi see so many voters at the polls?
“Because it has 4 eyes.

On election day, what did Delaware?
“Her New Jersey.”

What kind of limb did the candidate for president go on?
“An executive branch.”

What US state is the smartest?
“Alabama – it has four A’s and one B.”

Why was Ben Franklin so healthy?
“He had a good Constitution.”

Awesome November Jokes For Adults

November Jokes For Adults

“Hey guys it’s no nut November… Which sucks cuz thanksgiving is the only time I see my cousins.                 

“I’ve already failed No Nut November I failed the first time at 1:37am, and the second time at 1:11am.”      

“I always walk a lot slower during No Nut November… I guess I’m over enCUMbered.”

“I guess some people take No Nut November too seriously. I feed this kid peanuts and he almost died!      “                               

“Those of you who aint doing the No Nut November Challenge this year, you lack self control and discipline you are nuttin”

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“Day 26 of no nut November I’ve already mastered time travel.”            

“I’m trying to participate in No Nut November but do almonds count? ‘Cause I came into a handful of almonds.”

“America failed No Nut November, This election featured the two biggest nuts in recent US history.”   

“No nut November is just around the corner. It may be hard for some guys but I found it very easy. I gave up 30 times last year.”         

What comes after “No Nut November”?
“Deflated Dicks December”

“No Nut November challenge is not gonna be a problem at all It’s not hard at my age.”

“No Nut November is easy Thats why I didn’t do it.”

“No Nut November Failed it this morning ate a bag of Cashews…….”             

“I’ve being doing No Nut November my whole life I know why other people find it hard though, I’m allergic to all nuts anyway.”

Best November Jokes For Kids

November Jokes For Kids

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
“Keeps everyone away.”

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?
“You look a little sick.”

What did the gourd say to the green pumpkin?
“Why orange you orange?”

How did the detective solve the mystery at the orchard?
“He pressed the apples for clues.”

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
“A pineapple.”

Why did the farmer enter the cider contest?
“He loved all the apple-ause.”

What kind of apples should be used for cider served at a ball?
Gala apples.”

Why was the apple grower sent to federal prison?
“In-cider trading.”

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What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
“I’m falling for you.”

If money really did grow on trees, then what would everyone’s favorite season be?

Epic School Jokes For November

November Jokes For School

Why are cranberries so good at coming up with riddles?
They know how to BOG-GLE the mind.”

What’s the best thing about Black Friday?
Sleeping in on Saturday.”

What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?

What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?

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What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
“Nothing. Cranberries can’t talk.”

Why did the cranberry cross the road?
To get to the other tide.”

Why are trees so care free and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose.”

What does a clock do when it’s really hungry?
It goes back for seconds!”

November Dad Jokes

November Dad Jokes

What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
“Aw, shucks.”

What might you get from drinking expired apple cider?
“Bad cider-ffects”

How much does a pirate pay for corn?
“A buccaneer.”

Wh at is the opposite of November?

How is an ear of corn like an army?
“Both have lots of kernels.”

What do pilgrim’s learn in school?

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In which month should you never ask to borrow money from someone?

What is corn oil use for?
“Corn cars.”

Share it with your friends and family to spice up your Thanksgiving party.

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