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Are you in search of October jokes for your parties?

October 2022 is already here, and It feels like we are still in March or April, right?

But we have some of the best October jokes and riddles for you to share with friends and people in your community.

Moreover, you can use these jokes as memes and riddles to have a fun time with family and friends. Enjoy!

October Jokes And Riddles For Adults

October Jokes For Adults

What do you call two witches living together?
“Broommates.”

Why did the monster go inside the bar?
“For the boos.”

What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
“A jack-ass-o-lantern.”

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
“No, they like to eat the fingers separately.” 

What do skeletons call a raging fun party?
“An osteoblast!”

Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?
“He was squashed.”

I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?
“No, the body hasn’t decomposed yet”

Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
“To get ahead in life.”

Autumn Jokes To Get You Through Fall

Autumn Jokes

How do trees get on the Internet?
“They just log on.”

What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
“A har-vest.”

What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
“Paid leaf.”

Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
“He let his gourd down.”

What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
“Sep-timberrrrrr!”

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”

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What kind of key can’t open doors?
“A turkey.”

What do turkeys eat for dessert?
“Peach gobbler.”

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
“A poultry-geist.”

​​Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
“They fall for anything.”

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
“It can look round.”

What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
“The Spice Girls”

What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
“I’m falling for you.”

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
“Your teeth.”

What do the leaves say before they hibernate?
“Rake me up when September ends.”

What happens when winter arrives?
“Autumn leaves.”

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Why do birds fly south for the fall?
“Because it’s quicker than walking.”

Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
“She wanted to branch out.”

Fall Jokes For Teachers That Make Us Laugh Out Loud

Fall Jokes For Teachers

Why do trees hate tests?
“Because they get stumped by the questions.”

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
“He was outstanding in his field.”

What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
“Disbe-leaf.”

Why do trees hate tests?
“Because they get stumped by the questions.”

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Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
“Because they’re easily stumped.”

How do leaves get from place to place?
“In their Autumn-mobile!”

Harvest Jokes And Riddles To Make You Laugh

Harvest Jokes And Riddles

What would you get after crossing a farmer with headphones?
“Beets by Dre.”

How did the farmer find the cow?
“He tractor down.”

How did the farmers get the highest marks in the math exams?
“They were all pro-tractors.”

What does the farmer refer to his next-door horse as?
“His neigh-bor.”

What conversations does the farmer have with the cow while milking?
“Udder nonsense.”

What should the farmer say to the cow when it comes in his way?
“Mooooove!”

What did the farmer say when one of his cows went missing?
“Oh! I have made a terrible miss-steak.”

What kind of things does a farmer get to make crop circles with?
“A pro tractor.”

Where did the farmer take the horses when they were sick?
“To the horsepital.”

Why doesn’t a farmer talk about jokes in front of a cow?
“Because the cow has herd them all.”

Where do farmer’s kids go to grow up?
“The kinder garden.”

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Why do the farmers go to watch movies often?
“To watch the trailers.”

What will the farmer say to the cow when it cannot sleep?
“You should really get some sleep, it is pasture bedtime.”

Why do you think the cow jumped over the moon?
“Because the farmer had cold hands.”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
He said, “Where is my tractor?”

Why had the farmer buried cash in his soil?
“He wanted to make his farmland rich.”

Fall Dad Jokes You Will Find Unbe-leaf-ably Funny

Fall Dad Jokes

What is the cutest season?
“Aww-tumn.”

What did the apple say to the pie baker?
“Use cherries instead.”

What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
“Squash.”

Why is autumn the proudest season?
“It’s fall of it.”

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Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
“Winnie the Boo.”

What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
“Spooktacles.”

How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
“With your in-cider voice.”

If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for?
“Their age.”

Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
“They always crumble.”

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”

How do leaves get from place to place?
“Autumn-mobiles.”

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half of a worm!”

Why did the apple pie cry?
“Its peelings were hurt!”

Why was nobody scared of the tree?
“His bark was worse than his bite.”

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
“Because the pride goeth before the fall!”

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
“Straw-berries.”

2 October Jokes

2 October Jokes

Why would have dinner with Mahatma Gandhi?
“More food for you.”

How is 1 Lal Bahadur Shastri equal to 453592 Mahatma Gandhi?
“1 lbs = 453592 mg.”

If Matama Gandhi decided to open an all-you-can-eat buffet, what would its slogan?
“Gandhi’s, when hunger strikes.”

What would Mahatma Gandhi be if he never returned to India from South Africa in 1915?
“Alive. He would be alive.”

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Mahatma Gandhi?
“His vision was based on movements.”

What do Gandhi and Usain Bolt have in common?
“They both fast.”

Who wins a race between Gandhi and Hitler?
“Hitler because Gandhi may fast but Hitler was racist.”

Why did Mahatma Gandhi get an A in math?
“He was good at finding solutions to inequalities.”

Why did Gandhi dislike the color purple?
“He stood for non violets.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?
“Gandhi: It was in its path Swaraj.”

How does Gandhi measure passive resistance?
“In oooooohms.”

What was Gandhi’s favorite vegetable?
“Peas.”

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Have you heard about the time when Gandhi once got into a food fight?
“It was naan violence.”

Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra?
“He rejected the violins.”

Why doesn’t the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?
“No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause.”

What’s the similarity between Gandhi and a Bra?
“They both work for the upliftment of the downtrodden.”

What did Gandhi say while having dinner with the Queen of England?
“Could you pass the salt?”

What did Gandhi say to the British after they asked him to move?
“Nah, mastay.”

What did Gandhi’s coach yell while Gandhi was running in the 100 meter dash?
“Faster, faster!”

Why didn’t Gandhi repair his broken arm?
“Because he fought the Caste system.”

What is the most legendary quote from Mahatma Gandhi?
“History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode.”

Why are Indian mothers shocked by Gandhiji?
“Rarely does any Indian parent who picks up a stick preach non-violence.”

Why was Gandhi thrown out of an Indian bakery?
“He was widely known for being naan-violent.”

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What type of fashion was Gandhi into?
“Fast Fashion.”

Why doesn’t India celebrate Halloween?
“No Gandhi (candy).”

What was Gandhi’s favorite kind of candle?
“Naan-scented.”

Why was Gandhi born between Chile and Japan?
“Because he was Pacific.”

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