Therefore, here are free Thanksgiving jokes printables for kids I have created that will make your girl/boy smile when they open their lunch boxes over the next few days.
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Free Thanksgiving Lunch Box Jokes Printable 2023
Here are some of the best free lunch box jokes for kids printable to entertain them.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken!”
What is blue and covered with feathers?
“A turkey holding it’s breath!”
Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
“Turkey because he’s already stuffed!”
What key doesn’t open any door?
What is a Turkey’s favorite dessert?
What should you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous?
What’s the most musical part of a Turkey?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
“He had the stuffing knocked right out of him.”
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
“Why orange you orange?”
How can you make a turkey float?
“You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.”
When the Pilgrims landed, where do they stand?
“On their feet”
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
“It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!”
What can you be thankful for at Thanksgiving?
“That you’re not a turkey.”
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed fowl play.”
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
“They suspected it of fowl play.”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
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