100+ Best Pumpkin Puns | Jokes | Cute | Halloween | One Liners 2025

Fall is the perfect time to find funny pumpkin puns this holiday season for Halloween.

Therefore here’s a list of the best puns about pumpkins that will make you the “pun” king and have everyone howl-ing in delight.

Also, you can even read these silly Halloween jokes and pumpkin puns on the ride to the best pumpkin patch in your area!

Take a look and pick suitable pumpkin jokes puns, memes, and riddles to share on Halloween for the girlfriend/boyfriend, partner, friends, etc.

Have fun and enjoy..!!

Cute Pumpkin Puns

Cute Pumpkin Puns

“Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.” 

“Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.” 

“Go big or gourd home.” 

“Have a gourd time on Halloween.” 

“You’re pumpkin-dding me.”

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“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Oh my gourd. I love fall.” 

“Orange you pumped for Halloween?” 

Pumpkin Spice Puns

Pumpkin Spice Puns

“I  love pumpkin spice a latte.”

 “Pumpkin spice and chill.”

“Pumpkins are Fall of themselves”

 “My PSL is a cutie pie.”

“Oh my gourd, I love pumpkin spice.”

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“I only have pies for you for pumpkin spice.”

 “I’ve fallen for this pumpkin spice.”

 “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”

“It’s a frappe day when I have my pumpkin spice latte.”

“Life is gourd when you have a pumpkin spice to sip.”

“My PSL is gourdgeous.”

Pumpkin Seed Pun | Spice

Pumpkin Seed Pun

What was the pumpkin doing at the gym?
“Pumpkin iron.”

What do you call people who sail the globe and steal pumpkins?
“Pumpkin pie-rates.”

Where is the best place to put your pumpkin?
“On a veggie-table.”

What did the pumpkin say when he was picked?
“At least my whole life wasn’t in vine.”

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What pumpkins order at Starbucks?
“Human-spice latte.”

How do you deal with a pumpkin addiction?
“Put on a pumpkin patch.”

What do pumpkins do in Fall?
“Fall off the vine.”

What do pumpkins wear on their feet?
“Pumps.”

How do pumpkins great each other?
“With a fist pump-kin.”

Who helps pumpkins cross the road?
“The crossing gourd”

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

“The best thing to put in a pumpkin pie is your teeth”

“Pie love you, cutey pie”

“Puree and simple”

“Better latte than never”

“Beauty is in the pie of the beholder”

“Pie one, get one free”

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“A latte fuss over nothing”

“You’re under a-roast”

“The bigger the pumpkin is, the harder it will Fall”

“Carve out a niche”

“Ahead of the carve”

“I want to suc-seed”

“Gourd luck”

“My star sign is Spisces”

Pumpkin Puns For Teachers

Pumpkin Puns For Teachers

“I am so sorry; it gourd out of my mind”, I apologized. I had forgotten to attend the Halloween party my parents hosted the night before.

“After the Thanksgiving dinner, the Pumpkin told everyone good pie.”

“The adventurous Pumpkin wanted to have some fun, so he went for bungee gourd jumping.”

“My dad bought pumpkin spice motor oil made for autumnmobiles.”

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“A pumpkin went for a job interview at a water park, where he was appointed as a life gourd.”

“A student was trying to find the ratio between a pumpkin’s circumference and its diameter. It was pumpkin pi!”

“The baby pumpkins were struggling to cross the road, so they called the crossing gourd.”

 “I am so sorry; it gourd out of my mind”, I apologized. I had forgotten to attend the Halloween party my parents hosted the night before.

“The pumpkins wanted to hold a meeting, so they had to book a gourdroom.”

“Cinderella’s carriage turned into a pumpkin. “Oh, my gourd!” she exclaimed.”

Pumpkin Puns For Couples

Pumpkin Puns For Couples

“Wow, this pumpkin is totally jacked.”

“Picked a good one.”

“You’re the pick of the patch.”

“You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.”

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“Carving out some fun with bae.”

“Smashing pumpkins. Wink wink.”

“Hanging with my pumpkin.”

“I’ll love you till the end of vine.”

“The cutest pumpkins in the patch.”

“Life is gourd with you around.”

“You’ll always be my boo.”

Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

Pumpkin Puns Halloween

“Go big or gourd home.”

“What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?”

“I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.”

“I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.”

“A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!”

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“When in doubt, gourd it out.”

“Gourd of the rings.”

“We have nothing but gourd intentions.”

“There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.”

“Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.”

Pumpkin Puns Captions For Instagram

“Welcome to our patch.”

“You are the pick of the patch.”

“Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!”

“World’s okayest pumpkin carver.”

“Keep calm and buy pumpkins.”

“Ready to squash.”

“#PumpkinEverything.”

“I love you a latte.”

“Cutie pie.”

“I only have pies for you.”

“The smashing pumpkins.”

“I’m hollow inside.”

“Carving out fun here!”

“Let’s carve out some fun.”

Dirty Pumpkin Puns

“Let’s spice things up.”

“You make my hallow pumpkin full again.”

“Girl, I’m hollow inside until I met you.”

“Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie. Soon your love will be all mine.”

“I put the ‘pump’ in pumpkin pie.”

“Are you a pumpkin ? Because I’m looking to smash.”

“Are you ready to take my pumpkin?”

“I am ready to carve out some fun out of you tonight.”

“Girl are you a pumpkin? Because you vine as hell.”

Pumpkin Puns For Kids

What do pumpkins eat at the movies?
“Pulp Corn.”

What did the pumpkin say to its carver?
“Cut it out!”

What’s orange and goes choo-choo?
“A Pumpkin in Train-ing.”

What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
“Super Pumpkin.”

What day of the week do pumpkins dread the most?
“Squash-urday!”

Clever Pumpkin Puns

“At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice.”

“Aw, pumpkin!”

“Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.”

“Pumped for pumpkins!”

“The cutest pumpkin in the patch.”

“Bow down, witches.”

“Catch me carving out a little fall fun.”

“Pumpkin is the spice of life.”

“I’m here for the boos.”

“This pumpkin’s got a lot of guts!”

“Welcome, Great Pumpkin.”

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