80+ Best Pumpkin Puns | Jokes | Cute | Halloween | One Liners 2024

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Fall is the perfect time to find funny pumpkin puns this holiday season for Halloween.

Therefore here’s a list of the best puns about pumpkins that will make you the “pun” king and have everyone howl-ing in delight.

Also, you can even read these silly Halloween jokes and pumpkin puns on the ride to the best pumpkin patch in your area!

Take a look and pick suitable pumpkin jokes puns, memes, and riddles to share on Halloween for the girlfriend/boyfriend, partner, friends, etc.

Have fun and enjoy..!!

Cute Pumpkin Puns

Cute Pumpkin Puns

“Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.” 

“Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.” 

“Go big or gourd home.” 

“Have a gourd time on Halloween.” 

“You’re pumpkin-dding me.”

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“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Oh my gourd. I love fall.” 

“Orange you pumped for Halloween?” 

Pumpkin Spice Puns

Pumpkin Spice Puns

“I  love pumpkin spice a latte.”

 “Pumpkin spice and chill.”

“Pumpkins are Fall of themselves”

 “My PSL is a cutie pie.”

“Oh my gourd, I love pumpkin spice.”

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“I only have pies for you for pumpkin spice.”

 “I’ve fallen for this pumpkin spice.”

 “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”

 “Let’s spice things up.”

“It’s a frappe day when I have my pumpkin spice latte.”

“Life is gourd when you have a pumpkin spice to sip.”

“My PSL is gourdgeous.”

Pumpkin Seed Pun | Spice

Pumpkin Seed Pun

What was the pumpkin doing at the gym?
“Pumpkin iron.”

What do you call people who sail the globe and steal pumpkins?
“Pumpkin pie-rates.”

Where is the best place to put your pumpkin?
“On a veggie-table.”

What did the pumpkin say when he was picked?
“At least my whole life wasn’t in vine.”

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What pumpkins order at Starbucks?
“Human-spice latte.”

How do you deal with a pumpkin addiction?
“Put on a pumpkin patch.”

What do pumpkins do in Fall?
“Fall off the vine.”

What do pumpkins wear on their feet?

How do pumpkins great each other?
“With a fist pump-kin.”

Who helps pumpkins cross the road?
“The crossing gourd”

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

Pumpkin Jokes One Liners

“The best thing to put in a pumpkin pie is your teeth”

“Pie love you, cutey pie”

“Puree and simple”

“Better latte than never”

“Beauty is in the pie of the beholder”

“Pie one, get one free”

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“A latte fuss over nothing”

“You’re under a-roast”

“The bigger the pumpkin is, the harder it will Fall”

“Carve out a niche”

“Ahead of the carve”

“I want to suc-seed”

“Gourd luck”

“My star sign is Spisces”

Pumpkin Puns For Teachers

Pumpkin Puns For Teachers

“I am so sorry; it gourd out of my mind”, I apologized. I had forgotten to attend the Halloween party my parents hosted the night before.

“After the Thanksgiving dinner, the Pumpkin told everyone good pie.”

“The adventurous Pumpkin wanted to have some fun, so he went for bungee gourd jumping.”

“My dad bought pumpkin spice motor oil made for autumnmobiles.”

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“A pumpkin went for a job interview at a water park, where he was appointed as a life gourd.”

“A student was trying to find the ratio between a pumpkin’s circumference and its diameter. It was pumpkin pi!”

“The baby pumpkins were struggling to cross the road, so they called the crossing gourd.”

 “I am so sorry; it gourd out of my mind”, I apologized. I had forgotten to attend the Halloween party my parents hosted the night before.

“The pumpkins wanted to hold a meeting, so they had to book a gourdroom.”

“Cinderella’s carriage turned into a pumpkin. “Oh, my gourd!” she exclaimed.”

Pumpkin Puns For Couples

Pumpkin Puns For Couples

“Wow, this pumpkin is totally jacked.”

“Picked a good one.”

“You’re the pick of the patch.”

“You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.”

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“Carving out some fun with bae.”

“Smashing pumpkins. Wink wink.”

“Hanging with my pumpkin.”

“I’ll love you till the end of vine.”

“The cutest pumpkins in the patch.”

“Life is gourd with you around.”

“You’ll always be my boo.”

Pumpkin Puns For Halloween

Pumpkin Puns Halloween

“Go big or gourd home.”

“What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?”

“I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.”

“I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.”

“A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!”

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“When in doubt, gourd it out.”

“Gourd of the rings.”

“We have nothing but gourd intentions.”

“There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.”

“Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.”

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