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Skeleton Puns Sans
My favorite instrument?
“The TromBONE, of course.”
“My brother truly is a numbSKULL”
Why are skeletons so calm?
“Because nothing gets under their skin!”
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
“Because they have no organs.”
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
“SPARERIBS.”
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
“Nothing, it goes right through them.”
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“But first, let me take a Skelfie”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
“They don’t have the guts”
When does a skeleton laugh?
“When someone tickles his funny bone!”
What? A telephone?
“Nah, I’m using a telebone.”
“These aren’t all of them. I’ve got a skeleTON more!”
“In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture.”
“Papyrus doesn’t like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn’t have the stomach for it!”
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
“Because of all the coffin!”
How did I know where you would go next?
“Oh I felt it in my bones!”
Skeleton Pun Captions
“Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame.”
“Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.”
“I hope you find this humerus.”
“I don’t need no body!”
“Hip hip hoorray!”
“Bad to the bone!”
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“Let’s bone.”
“Keep calm and cartilage on.”
“No bones about it!”
“Have a humerus Halloween.”
“It’s going tibia okay!”
“Love is the spine of life!”
“There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.”
“There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk.”
“That really rattles my bones.”
“The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.”
“Dressed up as my ex waiting for someone better than me.”
“Please, no dogs while I‘m around.”
“There’s a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they’re wearing.”
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“I ulna want to be with you!”
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
“Label me like one of your French girls.”
Funny Skeleton Jokes One Liners
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
“Bonely.”
Why are skeletons so calm?
“Because nothing gets under their skin.”
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
“Driving the zam-boney.”
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
“A bone-zai.”
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
“Because he had no body to dance with.”
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How do French skeletons say hello?
“Bone-jour!”
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
“Because they have no organs.”
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
“Spare ribs.”
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
“A dead ringer.”
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
“You’re dead to me.”
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
“His heart wasn’t in it.”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”
What do you call a skeleton snake?
“A rattler.”
Skeleton Puns Halloween
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
“Bone china.”
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
“He didn’t have the stomach for it.”
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
“A scare-plane.”
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long?
“He became bone dry.”
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
“A skelevision.”
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
“It came back with a skeleton crew.”
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What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
“Bone voyage!”
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
“Jawbreakers.”
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
“Nothing. It goes right through them.”
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
“Because he didn’t have the guts.”
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
“A trom-bone.”
Skeleton Puns Names
#Bones McCoy
#Bury White
#The Big Le-bone-ski
#Teddy Bones-evelt
#Clarence Marrow
#Johnny Rotten
#Jon Bone Jovi
#Hugh Maris
#Indiana Bones
#Blake Skeleton
#Clay Vackle
#Albert Spinestein
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#Jim Reaper
#Ben Rattling
#Val Killmore
#Boney-Wan Kenobi
#Eddie Deader
#Doug Upp
#Nefarious Bueller
#Werner Bray
#Scarry Potter
#Captain Jack Marrow
#Michael Bone-leone
#Mr. Bone-jangles
#Thomas Deadison
#Christopher Walken Dead
Cute Skeleton Puns | Bone
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
“A spine-tingler.”
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
“You suck.”
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
“A spine-tingler.”
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
“Because a dog was after his bones!”
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
“A sax-a-bone.”
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
“Sherlock Bones.”
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What’s a skeleton’s favorite rock band?
“The Grateful Dead.”
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
“Carpals.”
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
“Bone Jovi.”
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
“A skeleton key.”
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
“To see the boogie man.”
What is half the diameter of a skeletal circle?
“The radius.”
Why did the skeleton student stay late at school?
“He was boning up for his exam.”
Skeleton Puns Undertale | Sans Puns
“I know I can be difficult at times. Hope you don’t have a bone to pick with me.”
“I have got a ton of work done today. A skele-ton.”
“It’s easy to tell when a skeleton is lying. You can see right through them.”
“Sans’ funniest pun is about what instrument he plays. A trom-bone.”
“Sans is very calm, because nothing gets under his skin.”
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“A list of Sans’ puns would be sans-tastic.”
“Sans is quite funny. One could call him… humerus.”
“Graveyards are so noisy. It’s mostly all the coffin’.”
“I knew where you’d go next. I felt it instinctively, I felt it in my bones.”
“Sans doesn’t need a telephone. He’d rather use a telebone.”
“Papyrus was standing by the fire for too long. It turned him bone-dry.”
“Sans is not overweight, he is just a little big-boned!”
“Couple of days ago, a stray dog came and stole away Papyrus’ left leg. You could say Papyrus wasn’t left with a leg to stand on.”
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