190+ Spooky Jokes For Adults | Silly | Dirty | Ghost | Skeleton 2022

It’s already Halloween 2022.

People throughout the country are getting ready for a fun-filled evening by making their spookiest costumes.

And to match your level of scariness, we have collected the best Spooky holiday jokes for you.

These Jokes are not just scary but also naughty, dirty, and crazy.

In short, we have a package full of entertainment for you with these spooky jokes for adults.

Moreover, these silly, dirty jokes for adults include ghosts, skeletons jokes, memes, and riddles.

Have a Great Halloween and enjoy..!!

Spooky Jokes For Adults

Spooky Jokes For Adults

Why do ghosts go on diets?
“So they can keep their ghoulish figures.”

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
“Mali-boo.”

What is in a ghost’s nose?
“Boo-gers.”

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
“It didn’t have a haunting license.”

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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
“Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!”

What does a panda ghost eat?
“Bam-BOO!”

Why did the ghost quit studying?
“Because he was too ghoul for school.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
“I-Scream!”

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
“He heard it had great circulation.”

How do vampires get around on Halloween?
“On blood vessels.”

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
“It’s a pain in the neck.”

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
“A grave problem.”

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
“All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.”

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
“Frostbite.”

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What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
“Get a broom!”

How do you know you’ve been ghosted?
The poltergeist doesn’t text you back.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghoul-iet.”

What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
“Fasten your sheet-belts.”

What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
“A night-mare”

What room does a ghost not need in a house?
“A living room.”

How do ghosts send letrs?
“Through the ghost office.”

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
“Neck-tarines.”

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
“Because he was coffin too much.”

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Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?
“They hate stakeholders.”

Why are vampires bad at art?
“They are only able to draw blood.”

Silly Spooky Jokes

Silly Spooky Jokes

On which day are ghosts most scary?
Fright-day!”

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
“They have no body to love.”

Know why skeletons are so calm?
“Because nothing gets under their skin.”

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
“The grim sweeper.”

What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
“Spare ribs.”

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
“He didn’t have the guts.”

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
“A numb-skull.”

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”

Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
“Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.”

What do witches put in their hair?
“Scare spray!”

What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?
“Spook-tacles!”

What day do ghosts do their howling?
“On Moan-day!”

Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?
“He was homesick.”

What do you call a hairy monster in a river?
“A weir-wolf!”

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How did the vampire race finish?
“Neck and neck!”

Where does the witch’s frog sit?
“On a toadstool.”

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
“A trombone.”

How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
“By scare-case!”

Dirty Halloween Jokes

Dirty Halloween Jokes

Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
“He’s obsessed with getting head.”

Why do witches wear no panties?
“For better grip on the broom.”

What did the vampire say to the teacher?
“See you next period.”

Why don’t witches have babies?
“Their husbands have crystal balls.”

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What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons in 2020?
“The Bone Zone.”

Why can’t the ghost have any children?
“He has a Halloweenie.”

Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts?
“Because of their boo-bies.”

What’s unique about s*x with vampires?
“They only come at night.”

How did the woman learn her boyfriend was a vampire?
“He only came at night and would insist on giving oral the same time every month.”

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
“It’s a pain in the neck.”

What happens when two vampires meet?
“It’s love at first bite!”

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What do vampires use to make tea?
“Tampons.”

What is a vampire’s favorite part of s*x?
“Edraculating.”

What do Dracula’s girlfriend and a professional boxer have in common?
“They both go down for The Count.”

What is Dracula’s porn star name?
“Vlad The Impaler.”

Why do skeletons enjoy s*x with dainty women?
“They like to bone a petite.”

How do skeletons make babies?
“They bone.”

Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
“Because of what’s happening under that sheet.”

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Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a vampire?
“Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.”

How do two skeletons have s*x?
“By boning all night long.”

Halloween Dad Jokes

Halloween Dad Jokes

What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.”

Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?
They hate stakeholders.”

Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.”

What do you call a witch with a rash?
“An itchy-witchy.”

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What’s the problem with twin witches?
“You never know which witch is which.”

How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke?
“She witch-hiked.”

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.”

What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!”

What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
She flew off the handle.”

Why did the witch take a nap?
She needed to rest a spell.”

What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
“A grave problem.”

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Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea.”

What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
“Ryan Gauzeling.”

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
“All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.”

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
“Frostbite.”

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
“Neck-tarines.”

Spooky Dad Jokes

Spooky Dad Jokes

Where does a pumpkin preach?
From the pulp-it.”

How do gourds grow big and strong?
Pumpkin iron.”

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western?
The Gourd, the Bad, and the Ugly”

How do you know if a zombie likes someone?
“They ask for seconds.”

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What kind of bread do zombies like?
“Whole brain.”

What is a zombie sleepover called?
“Mass grave.”

What sea do zombies swim in?
“The dead sea.”

What brand of shampoo do zombies use?
“Head and Shoulders.”

Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their hands?
They eat their hands separately.”

Where do zombies live?
“On a dead-end street.”

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What’s a zombie’s favorite cheese?
“Zom-brie.”

Why did he jack-o-lantern fail out of school?
“Someone scooped his brains out.”

Spooky Ghost Jokes

Spooky Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
“He wanted everyone scared stiff.”

What do you say when you catch a ghost?
“Gotchu Boo!”

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
“For the Boos.”

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Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!”

How do you know when a ghost is sad?
“He starts boo hooing.”

Spooky Skeleton Jokes

Spooky Skeleton Jokes

Do you know any skeleton jokes?
Yes, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.”

What’s a skeleton’s favorite song?
“Bad to the Bone.”

Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.”

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Why did the skeleton start a fight?
“Because he had a bone to pick.”

Where did the skeleton keep his money?
In the crypt-o market.”

What kind of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures.”

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
“A trom-bone.”

Spooky Math Jokes

Spooky Math Jokes

What is the weight of all the bones in an average human body?
“One skele-ton.

What does a vampire teacher give to her students?
A blood test.”

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Did you hear about the vampire who became a logician?
He studies Boo-lean algebra.”

What does a math teacher say to his students on Halloween?
Trig or treat!”

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
“Pumpkin pi.”

Celina Spooky Jokes

Celina Spooky Jokes

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”

“I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.”

“A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.”

“Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero? He’s 0K now!”

“A man with two left feet walks into a shoe store and asks to buy some flip-flips.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“When in doubt, mumble.”

“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

“I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.”

“In Heaven, you get back all the Chapsticks you lost.”

“A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years.”

“I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.”

“I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.”

“I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”

“Why don’t seagulls fly in the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.”

“Why is milk so fast? Because it’s pasteurized before you’ve seen it.”

I hope these spooky jokes for adults made your Fun time more enjoyable.

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Have a Great Halloween!

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